Agyness Deyn, Lara Stone, Sasha Pivovarova and Tanya Dziahileva

Published by bryanboy

Agyness Deyn, Lara Stone, Sasha Pivovarova and Tanya Dziahileva

Laura “Agyness Deyn” Hollins at Burberry Prorsum Spring/Summer 2009

Agyness Deyn at Burberry Prorsum Spring 2009

Lara Stone at Prada and Chanel Fall/Winter 2009-2010

Lara Stone at Prada Fall 2009 and Chanel Fall 2009

Sasha Pivovarova at Louis Vuitton and Balmain Fall/Winter 2009-2010

Sasha Pivovarova at Louis Vuitton Fall 2009 and Balmain Fall 2009

Tanya Dziahileva at Roberto Cavalli and Michael Kors Fall/Winter 2009-2010

Tanya Dziahileva at Roberto Cavalli Fall 2009 and Michael Kors Fall 2009

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Jeremy, 22
Atlanta, GA
Private Contractor/Security

I am very much NOT a fan of this new trend of recruiting models from
local rehab programs. If every ugly, reclusive nerd on-line who has
ever found himself being uber critical of a completely average female –
actually dated a supermodel; these four would make up the pool they had
to pick from.

Sasha Pivovarova looks like the meth-addict cousin of Reese Witherspoon.

Agyness Deyn is the spitting image of Daryl Hannah à la Blade Runner after a week long coke binge.

Daryl Hannah and Agyness Deyn

As for Tanya Dziahileva, lets try having a species of
female that originated on our own planet model your clothes. I understand that exotic can be beautiful but there is such a thing as
too exotic.

Lara Stone’s Basic Instinct look appears to be to devour everything in her
sight. I’m sure she’d be helpful in cleaning up after apparent bulimic
Tanya.

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Tsyonsyn, 28
San Francisco, CA
Wholesale Florist/DJ

Agyness Deyn looks really pretty. Not like a hot babe, but like a really really pretty girl. I dont know if there’s a difference to you but there is to me.

Lara Stone is fat and frumpy. Next!

Sasha Pivovarova looks kind of hot but she looks boring. She also looks like she has fat cankles.

I love Tanya Dziahileva. Is she 18 yet? She is hot as fuck. Fap fap!

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Sal, 20
Lodi, NJ
Auto Exhaust Fabricator/Welder

Agyness Deyn looks like an ugly German girl with man jaws. She reminds me of the girl-guy thing from 50 First Dates.

Lara Stone looks really pissed because someone obviously sticked her head in a clothes dryer. She is pretty hot in the right picture though.

Sasha Pivovarova looks like some type of nightmarish rabbit thing who really needed some sleep in the first picture. She looks gorgeous in the second pic. Would penetrate.

Love Tanya Dziahileva. Almost reminds me of Jamie Pressly and I do love Jamie Pressly.

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Rob, 24
Blackwood, NJ
IT Student

Agyness Deyn’s haircut has got to go.

Lara Stone looks like the bride of Frankenstein in that first picture. Would definitely bone in the second photo.

I don’t even know what to say about Sasha Pivovarova. Is she dressed up as the Easter Bunny? How old is she? She looks to be about 14.

Tanya Dziahileva’s first picture makes her look like she just landed in Roswell. The second picture screams “FEED ME PLEASE!”

Oh and I would definitely need to re-emphasize that I would bone Lara Stone in that second pic in the black!

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Lanvin Leopard Print Dress Spring 2009

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Lanvin Leopard Print Dress Spring 2009

Lanvin off-shoulder leopard print dress from the Spring/Summer 2009 collection.

Lanvin Spring 2009 dress leopard print

click HERE for more info
approx. US$2,000 available at Luisa Via Roma
approx. US$2,127 available at My Theresa

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Tsyonsyn, 28
San Francisco, CA
Wholesale Florist/DJ

YEAAAAAAAH HOT! Leopard print is hot. It pumps up my juices. Pump pump! Very hot leopard print short dress except for that thing on her shoulder that should get cut off. It’s sad that she has to wear that thing on her shoulder. The model looks (and feels) deformed.

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Sal, 20
Lodi, NJ
Auto Exhaust Fabricator/Welder

I will never see the appeal in these outrageously overpriced dresses that are kind of gawky and rather ugly. That’s the same dress that Wilma from the Flintstones wears. Why anybody would pay almost 2,000 dollars for that thing is beyond me.

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Jeremy, 22
Atlanta, GA
Private Contractor/Security

The colors used in this print are awful. Does it come with a pair of complimentary 3D glasses? I’ve seen a real leopard. For $2,000 I’m pretty sure I could buy one too. Pass.

3D glasses

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Rob, 24
Blackwood, NJ
IT Student

For $2,000 it doesn’t look like a lot of effort was put into this. It looks like a leapard-print throw rug that someone bought at a goodwill store and threw it over their shoulder. It’s not hideous but it’s not stylish by no means. If I saw someone wearing it on the street, I’d think to myself, where did you get the carpet?

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*photo credits: luisa via roma, style.com



Proenza Schouler PS1 Bag

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Proenza Schouler PS1 Bag

Proenza Schouler PS1 bag in black and midnight blue, size medium, as seen on Mary Kate Olsen and Vanessa Traina

click HERE for more information
US$1,595 at Net-a-Porter USA/Canada (black)
UK£1,190 at Net-a-Porter Worldwide International Shipping (black)
approx. US$1,686 at My Theresa (midnight blue)

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Jeremy, 22
Atlanta, GA
Private Contractor/Security

I’ve had a man crush on Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) ever since my marathon screening of the first four seasons of “24”. Jack introduced an entire generation of heterosexual men to the advantages that come with carrying a handbag. With an alpha male-like Jack leading the way I don’t feel gay at all walking about with a large, purse-like bag draped across my shoulder. And so, although I’ve secretly wanted to, I have never taken steps to develop my man crush into anything further. This female-marketed version of the Jack Bauers bag allows me that freedom. I can buy this for my girlfriend and she’ll never suspect that, when I ask her to wear it during intercourse, that I am fantasizing about fucking Jack Bauer in the ass.

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Tsyonsyn, 28
San Francisco, CA
Wholesale Florist/DJ

Designers are running out of ideas if theyre taking a college professor’s everyday shit bag and trying to spiff it up. One expensive unflattering bookbag. Girls should stick to purses.

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Sal, 20
Lodi, NJ
Auto Exhaust Fabricator/Welder

Nifty bag. It’s not gigantic like the handbags I see a lot of girls toting around. It’s a bit pricey but then again, I don’t know much about handbags and prices. Overall, I like it.

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Rob, 24
Blackwood, NJ
IT Student

Gives the appearance of a $20 dollar walmart leather briefcase resold for $1600.

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*photo credits: net-a-porter, my theresa