Total Eclipse of the Heart [lyrics, video]

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Total Eclipse of the Heart

Best music video EVER!

Hooaly Mickey Boardman batman, check out this hysterical “literal version” video of the old classic, Total Eclipse of the Heart. 

What kind of private school would let in these kind of guys? It started out as Hogwarts, now it’s Lord of the Flies! I hated that book! I’m swaying side to side. These dancers need to stop. The gayest man on earth would call this over the top! I whip my head to the right! I’ll never go to church again. I think I lost a contact lens. When did spazzing out qualify as a dance? Kneeling like I want to throw up. What the effing crap? That angel guy just felt me up.

Weekend Wrap: Chanel Fiole Concept Car, Christian Lacroix Bankrupt and more

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Weekend Wrap: Chanel Fiole Concept Car, Christian Lacroix Bankrupt

How's your weekend going? Good? Good.

  • What a sad, sad week for fashion. Veronique Branquinho went under and
    Christian Lacroix is bankrupt. I hope they come up with a solution for
    Lacroix. The world needs more true blue French designers. Hello —
    Vuitton is spearheaded by an American, there's a German at Chanel,
    Brits at Christian Dior and Chloé, Italians at Yves Saint Laurent and
    Givenchy, a Moroccan/Israeli at Lanvin, the list goes on and on.
    Nicolas Ghesquière and Christophe Decarnin super power wonder French
    twins activate! I'm calling upon the powers of Sonia Rykiel to please
    help us all! [blackbook]
  • HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [omgblog]
  • What da hale? I don't go to very often (be honest now — do YOU??) so I'm so totally behind. My beloved Hamish Bowles (who never ages) is now a blogger! [hamishsphere via fashionista]
  • Icelandic superstar Bjork is on the cover of Interview magazine. [frillr]
  • Project Runway returns to Manhattan. [racked]
  • I'm obsessed with this Alexander McQueen jacket. Need. N-E-E-D! [net-a-porter]
  • When it comes to June magazine cover personalities, Taurus and Virgos rule! [astrocrack]
  • Even if I had the money, which I don't, I wouldn't buy the Hermès or
    the Fendi bicycles (in spite of them being absolutely gorgeous) because
    the humid weather in the Philippines is crap. What are your thoughts on
    the Chanel Fiole concept car? I'm four hundred years old and I still
    don't know how to drive. [sassybella]

Balmain Paris HairXpression Hair Extensions

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HairXpression by Balmain Paris Hair Extensions

I didn’t believe my tranny friend in NY when she told me last night that her hair extensions are from Balmain. I thought she was bullshitting at first. There is nothing worse than a queen fiddlin’ with yo’ feelings.

She was serious afterall.

Balmain Hair Extensions by HairXPressions.

Click HERE and look up “Balmain” on the search box. You’ll uncover MOAR! God I love them licensing deals. Pierre Cardin is dat chu?

Now you too my dear laydee friends can buy Balmain without breaking the bank.

Consider this as your queen-to-queen tip of the day.

Coming up next, Tyra Chops and I will teach you how to smile wit cho eyez!

photo credits: shoebuy & bagbuy

Dolce & Gabbana shows some love

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Dolce & Gabbana shows some love

Mama mia! The super sexy, swishy and swanky folks over at Dolce & Gabbana’s digital arm (SWIDE) celebrates their favourite bloggers. Earlier this week they’ve featured Kitsune Noir and Melanie Crété.

Today there’s ickle ol’ me.

Bryanboy at Dolce & Gabbana Swide

Wow wow wow! I had lots of fun answering their questions. Click HERE to read the full interview. Maybe you’ll learn a trick or two from this old pony. Haah! Enjoy! ;)

It truly is amazing how prestigious (and ginormous) fashion houses are supporting bloggers. Thank you thank you thank you, Dolce & Gabbana and Swide! I look forward to reading more profiles.


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Lady Gaga Paparazzi Official Music Video

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Lady Gaga Paparazzi Official Music Video


I’ve been very wary of Lady Gaga these days because I feel like the fame is finally getting to her head and her ego is getting bigger and bigger but oh my god, have you seen her new ‘Paparazzi’ music video? It was just released last night in the US. She redeemed herself and she’s back in my books. AMAZING!!!

OK fine. The soft core porn at the start of the video is totally unnecessary and yes, Swedish boys will totally break your heart but the fashion, oh my god the fashion! How many designer creations can you spot on the vid? I see that she wore the same print as Inna Pilipenko at Jeremy Scott Fall/Winter 2009.

Lady Gaga Paparazzi Video dress from Jeremy Scott Fall/Winter 2009 worn by Inna Pilipenko


photo credits: sonnyphotos via dianepernet,