This is what happened at the salon yesterday afternoon.
Two minutes into the head massage, boom outta nowhere…
Shampooist: Sir, huwag po kayo magagalit sa akin. Translation: Sir, please don’t be mad at me.
Me: Bakit naman? Translation: Why’s that?
Shampooist: Alam nyo po, masama po yan ginagawa ninyo sa sarili niyo. Hindi po maganda yan. Translation: You know, what you’re doing to yourself is terrible. That’s not good.
Me: Ha? Translation: Huh?
Shampooist: Hindi po yan ang solusyon sa problema ninyo. Kasalanan po yan. Kukunin po kayo ni lord sa tamang panahon. Translation: It’s not the solution to your problems. It’s a sin. God will take you at the right time.
Me: Ano yan pinagsasasabi mo? Translation: What the hell are you saying?
(shampooist pointed to my wrist)
Me: GAGA KA! KINALMOT AKO NG BAGONG KUTING NAMIN!!!! Translation: DUMBASS! OUR NEW KITTEN SCRATCHED ME!!!!
Shampooist: Ayyy sorry po. Translation: Oh sorry.
Windang. Tambling. Hindi ko lang siya kinaya.
I think my hair stylist must be fuming at me right this second for tipping the shampooist five times what I tipped her.
Just got this e-flyer via email and thought I’d share it to you. Good things happen to those who wait. Luisa Via Roma’s on sale with spring/summer 2009 merchandise at 30-50% off!
There’s TONS of cool things for everyone. See by Chloe tees are now around US$50, men’s Lanvin sneakers are like US$200-$400. As for me, I have my eyes on this navy blue Aquascutum trench, priced at US$170. Good deal eh? Go check it out!
As always, FREE shipping to the US/Canada/Europe by FedEx. If you live elsewhere, like in Asia or Australia, FedEx is free as long as you spend more than 500 euros.
Here’s proof that fashion never sleeps — Sundays are workdays! Watch photographer Nick Knight, stylist Panos Yiapanis and the lovely folks over at Showstudio shoot the stunning Carmen Kass for AnOther Magazine. It’s a live shoot.
WERQ CARMEN WERQ!
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