Suicide Watch

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Suicide Watch

This is what happened at the salon yesterday afternoon.

Suicide Watch

Two minutes into the head massage, boom outta nowhere…

Shampooist: Sir, huwag po kayo magagalit sa akin.
Translation: Sir, please don’t be mad at me.

Me: Bakit naman?
Translation: Why’s that?

Shampooist: Alam nyo po, masama po yan ginagawa ninyo sa sarili niyo. Hindi po maganda yan.
Translation: You know, what you’re doing to yourself is terrible. That’s not good.

Me: Ha?
Translation: Huh?

Shampooist: Hindi po yan ang solusyon sa problema ninyo. Kasalanan po yan. Kukunin po kayo ni lord sa tamang panahon.
Translation: It’s not the solution to your problems. It’s a sin. God will take you at the right time.

Me: Ano yan pinagsasasabi mo?
Translation: What the hell are you saying?

(shampooist pointed to my wrist)

Me: GAGA KA! KINALMOT AKO NG BAGONG KUTING NAMIN!!!!
Translation: DUMBASS! OUR NEW KITTEN SCRATCHED ME!!!!

Shampooist: Ayyy sorry po.
Translation: Oh sorry.

Windang. Tambling. Hindi ko lang siya kinaya.

I think my hair stylist must be fuming at me right this second for tipping the shampooist five times what I tipped her.

Patnubayan sana sila ng poong maykapal.

Luisa Via Roma Pre-Summer Sale 2009

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Luisa Via Roma Pre-Summer Sale 2009

Just got this e-flyer via email and thought I’d share it to you. Good things happen to those who wait. Luisa Via Roma’s on sale with spring/summer 2009 merchandise at 30-50% off!

There’s TONS of cool things for everyone. See by Chloe tees are now around US$50, men’s Lanvin sneakers are like US$200-$400. As for me, I have my eyes on this navy blue Aquascutum trench, priced at US$170. Good deal eh? Go check it out!

Spring Summer 2009 Sale Luisa Via Roma No Promo Code needed

As always, FREE shipping to the US/Canada/Europe by FedEx. If you live elsewhere, like in Asia or Australia, FedEx is free as long as you spend more than 500 euros.

Good luck and happy bargain hunting!

photo credit: luisa via roma

Just Wondering: Which Designer?

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Just Wondering: Which Designer?

Here’s a hypothetical question for you lot…

Let’s say your closet exploded leaving you with absolutely nothing. Zero. Nil. Zilch. None. No clothes, no bags and definitely no shoes.

Empty Closet

Which designer or fashion house would you pick to dress you up for LIFE?

You’re only allowed to pick one. I repeat, just one. I mean it. Just one house for clothes, bags, hats, shoes, the whole lot.

Tell me. I want to know.

photo credit: getty

Carmen Kass for Another Magazine — LIVE SHOOT!

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Carmen Kass for Another Magazine — LIVE SHOOT!

Here’s proof that fashion never sleeps — Sundays are workdays! Watch photographer Nick Knight, stylist Panos Yiapanis and the lovely folks over at Showstudio shoot the stunning Carmen Kass for AnOther Magazine. It’s a live shoot.

WERQ CARMEN WERQ!

Click here if you’re having problems watching the video.

Anna Wintour Smile!

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Anna Wintour Smile!

The lovely Anna Wintour needs to learn how to smile with her eyes cause she’s playing with my eyesight.

For some strange reason, I see Carine inside her.

That’s all!

photo via: fashion week daily