Yesterday Afternoon

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Yesterday Afternoon

Here's what I did yesterday afternoon.

Unfortunately, I was made to sign a confidentiality agreement. I'm gonna have to pay a ridiculous amount of money to the tune of 6 million pesoses (approx. US$130,000) if I squeal anything so my lips are sealed.

I guess you'll find out in a few months. Oooh the hilarity!

As for the rest of the night, let's just say I passed out in the car, got home at 4AM and woke up at 10AM today with a massive hangover. I haven't had a night out in months — I was supposed to be home by 10PM — but I had so much fun. Thanks to all of you! :-)

PS. OMFG I saw Jolina!

Herbivore Men in Japan

Herbivore Men in Japan

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Herbivore Men in Japan

Man I love Japan!!! Is this what they call them nancy boys with the effeminate touch? Herbivore men?

From CNN:

They are young, earn little and spend little, and take a keen interest in fashion and personal appearance — meet the “herbivore men” of Japan.

Typically, “herbivore men” are in their 20s and 30s, and believe that friendship without sex can exist between men and women, Fukasawa said.

Watch this video. First one to spot the Margiela t-shirt shall win a kiss from me on the cheek and an oreo cookie.

If these boys are ONLY interested in personal appearance and NOT interested in sex or money, what does that make me, someone who is interested in ALL three, you know, a sleazy internet perv who wants you to show da cashmoney to buy a boatload of bags and clothes and hats and shoes and gloves?

Gay Asians Herbivore Men in Japan

Just sayin’.

PS. I bet you most of those herbivorous men log on to Superfuture…

photo via google

Suicide Watch

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Suicide Watch

This is what happened at the salon yesterday afternoon.

Suicide Watch

Two minutes into the head massage, boom outta nowhere…

Shampooist: Sir, huwag po kayo magagalit sa akin.
Translation: Sir, please don’t be mad at me.

Me: Bakit naman?
Translation: Why’s that?

Shampooist: Alam nyo po, masama po yan ginagawa ninyo sa sarili niyo. Hindi po maganda yan.
Translation: You know, what you’re doing to yourself is terrible. That’s not good.

Me: Ha?
Translation: Huh?

Shampooist: Hindi po yan ang solusyon sa problema ninyo. Kasalanan po yan. Kukunin po kayo ni lord sa tamang panahon.
Translation: It’s not the solution to your problems. It’s a sin. God will take you at the right time.

Me: Ano yan pinagsasasabi mo?
Translation: What the hell are you saying?

(shampooist pointed to my wrist)


Shampooist: Ayyy sorry po.
Translation: Oh sorry.

Windang. Tambling. Hindi ko lang siya kinaya.

I think my hair stylist must be fuming at me right this second for tipping the shampooist five times what I tipped her.

Patnubayan sana sila ng poong maykapal.

Luisa Via Roma Pre-Summer Sale 2009

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Luisa Via Roma Pre-Summer Sale 2009

Just got this e-flyer via email and thought I’d share it to you. Good things happen to those who wait. Luisa Via Roma’s on sale with spring/summer 2009 merchandise at 30-50% off!

There’s TONS of cool things for everyone. See by Chloe tees are now around US$50, men’s Lanvin sneakers are like US$200-$400. As for me, I have my eyes on this navy blue Aquascutum trench, priced at US$170. Good deal eh? Go check it out!

Spring Summer 2009 Sale Luisa Via Roma No Promo Code needed

As always, FREE shipping to the US/Canada/Europe by FedEx. If you live elsewhere, like in Asia or Australia, FedEx is free as long as you spend more than 500 euros.

Good luck and happy bargain hunting!

photo credit: luisa via roma

Just Wondering: Which Designer?

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Just Wondering: Which Designer?

Here’s a hypothetical question for you lot…

Let’s say your closet exploded leaving you with absolutely nothing. Zero. Nil. Zilch. None. No clothes, no bags and definitely no shoes.

Empty Closet

Which designer or fashion house would you pick to dress you up for LIFE?

You’re only allowed to pick one. I repeat, just one. I mean it. Just one house for clothes, bags, hats, shoes, the whole lot.

Tell me. I want to know.

photo credit: getty