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4:28 am

Good Morning Faggots!

23/06/2006, Television

Good Morning Faggots!

NICOLAS. That’s hot!. Keep those "I LOVE BRYANBOY" pics coming! Email NO photoshopped photos please!


Moving on….

If you have access to third world television, be sure to watch me
and my nonsexual wife Hannah in about 2 hours’ time. What us make a complete fool out of ourselves at Studio 23′s Breakfast/Morning TV show between 6-7:30AM. TODAY!!!!!


It’s 4:07AM, I’m leaving the house in about an hour to go to the studio and I still don’t know what to wear!


Jacket by Zara, shirt by Kenneth Cole, shoes by Zara, jeans
by Alexander McQueen, belt and bag by Hermès, pearl belt (to be worn as
a necklace) from Chanel. I’m not sure whether I should use a different
pair of shoes (i.e. maybe brown Louis Vuitton)… or whether I should
use my amber + gold chain necklace by Kenneth Jay Lane.

We’ll see.

If you’re gonna watch the show, be sure to get your cameras ready and take pictures of us in the small screen. Email them to Hannah doesn’t have a VCR and I think mine is fucked up. Everyone’s got DVD players these days…Ugh!!!!


See you soon faggots and wish me luck! I’m gonna take hardcore drugs
to keep me calm during the interview. Hahahaha! I’m kidding.

God I’m sooo nervous. Please pray that I don’t look fat on TV.

SEND ME SMS MESSAGES, WISHING ME LUCK! +63.915.785.1492 (if you are in the USA, call me, 011.63.915.785.1492)

I love you all.


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9:31 pm

Absolut Makes a Boy Like Me Happy!

22/06/2006, Clubbing

Happy Camper

I got home quite early this morning (4:30AM!!!) after a night of parties, parties and parties. I had to go to a couple of events last night and was originally planning to do what those Upper East socialites do during fashion week in New York — change outfits in the car before hopping from one party to the next. I ended up with only 2 outfits. I couldn't be bothered to change at the end of the night because I got drunk soo early. Hahaha!

The photo below pretty much sums up how I felt. I showed last night's photos to a friend in Australia and he told me this is the best photo of me that he's seen in a long time. I look "genuinely" happy.

Quite surprising, actually.


… and boy do I fuckin look good. Yes? I hope you'll agree with me.

Nah. I need a nose job. And my skin look horrid… and my eyebrows are kinda manky and mingin.

Before I continue, please read the notice below.


My date last night was my nonsexual wife (who is on the verge of being famous after being mentioned on some newspaper gossip column by the daughter of the (RIP) queen of Filipino showbiz intrigues called "DOLLY ANN"). I'm not really into local showbiz so I could care less. Anyway, Hannah you asshole, ride the fame darling! I'll tell you what someone told me in the past: ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS! IT'S YOUR MOMENT!

Our first stop was the decadent Absolut Vodka party. Absolut sent the invite to my office but I haven't been there in quite a while. It's only until this afternoon that I sent my driver to get all of my mail at the office. Everyone was dressed up to the nines… it was a masquerade event for god's sake and I have never felt sooo underdressed in my entire life… when often times, it's me who is usually OVERDRESSED!


Hannah Matronic you bitch, who the fucking hell is THAT guy???? He's soooo cute and big!!!! You, moi and him should have a threesome! I want his cock up my fat ass! OOOOOH Daddy! Shit Hannah, when we become famous, we should get him as our bodyguard. We need a strong man like him to protect us from all the evils of Cosmo Manille.


Oh my god!!!!!! I felt like a 15 year old again with raging hormones!!!! Come on daddy touch my fanny!


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Why take one photo when you can take 2? God he's soooo hot.


Enough cute guys… the time will come when I get a man for myself. The time will come when I get my own gorgeous, tall, well-hung (at least 8 inches excuse me), wealthy man who will treat me like a princess and buy me Goyard bags left and right.

Anyway, let's play pictionary, shall we? Hannah and I were the youngest people at Absolut last night. The mathunders were in full force, fabulous outfits and all. It's nice to see acquantainces. Even my long lost friend of many, many years, Ariel, was there. Ditto with the Fashion Designer Lesley Mobo, who is currently the creative director of Al Fayed's daughter's line, Jasmine de Milo.

Remember my wife's dress on my 17th birthday party this year? It was designed by Lesley Mobo for Jasmine de Milo.

It's Donatella and child once again. Hahahaha!


I will never forget that night when Lesley, Ariel, me, another designer Jojie Lloren and Filipina supermodel Joan Bitagcol went to two of London's infamous gay cruising/cottaging grounds other than Hampstead Heath hahahahahha (Russell Square and Bloomsbury Square Gardens)! Note:
HAHAHAHHAHA  I AM NOT INTO GAY SEX CRUISING! PROMISE! OMG. YOU GUYS MUST THINK I'M A DIRTY GAY SEX PERVERT! Those cruising grounds are hilarious to go to and it's fun to make fun of all these men having sex behind the bushes. It was soooo surreal! It was like AIDS factory right then and there!

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Joan, who is a woman (duh), had to don a ponytail so she won't scare all the guys having sex behind the bushes. It was absolutely hilarious! We went there many, many, many years ago, back when I was a child. No, none of us had sex. All we did was walk around the area and make fun of all the guys catching STDs etc.

Now now party party pictures… just what you've all been waiting for.

Thanks to the gorgeous Karla A, Fashion Editor of Philippine Tatler, my face looks squished on the photo. I LOOOOOVE Karla. Micro mini shorts showing off her fabulous legs is her daily uniform. I love you Karla!



(Jacket by Gucci, button down shirt by Dolce & Gabbana, super old bamboo-print trousers from D&G, bag from Chanel)

Reason #451 that Bryanboy should lose weight, facial liposuction get a chin implant: I have a double chin when I hug people.




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Love how Astrud did my infamous Bryanboy pose…


Hannah and I went to Old Swiss Inn for a quick snack after the event at Absolut.

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Quick snack my ass. We had a FULL meal!!! I had some steak and a prawn/mango cocktail whereas Hannah had all these salami and risotto etc. No wonder we're getting fat.



Guess who came for late night dinner? It's Rocky Salumbides, one of the Philippines' top male models.

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Remember Rocky? I met him last year when a former friend and I went to Hong Kong for an impromptu shopping trip.  Rocky made me cry after telling me stories from his humble beginnings, considering not even starving children all over the world can make me feel remotely guilty after a credit card busting spree at Chanel… this guy is something else though. We spent god knows how many hours talking while I packed my Globe-Trotter suitcase with luxury goods… I literally had tears falling down my face when he told me his life story.


It was definitely nice to see him. He sent me a text message one time inviting me to go clubbing but I was dead sick at home. Rocky is a realllly nice guy. He's sooo down to earth and friendly, unlike some of those arrogant mixed raced mongrel models that infest this city. He's like a big brother to me even if we don't get to talk or see each other often.


After Old Swiss Inn, Hannah and I went to Embassy to meet up with Stacy. I guess people were still partying at Absolut. Cuisine and La Embajada was surprisingly empty. That place is jampacked on a Wednesday. And for the first time, I was DRY the entire night. I didn't even drop a sweat. At the end of the night, I was rubbing shoulders with Hannah asking her "bitch am i dry or what?". It was unbelievable. And to think, I even danced for a bit. I hope sweaty betty's gone away. Sweat is  absolutely disgusting.

Stacy looking fierce and Hannah looking good.


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Third world prostitutes at your disposable. We do foursomes for £250,000 per hour. I'm kidding!


Too expensive? Alright… a bottle of cheap champagne and a kiss on my cheek will do.

(T-shirt by Top Shop, oversized leather and lace white bag by Dolce & Gabbana, old "Italy Postcard" print trousers from Dolce & Gabbana, shoes from Zara and striped cardigan by La Rok)

Why the sad faces?


Soooo drunk. Ugh!


Overall it was a good night. The Absolut party was a blast! I love, love, love it!

Believe it or not I got home at around 4:30 but didn't go to bed until 7AM!

I'll update in a couple of hours. I gotta reply to a shitload of email.

As always, you know how to get a hold of me. Email AND SMS +63.915.785.1492


Last call for survey responses. Deadline is on June 22, 2006! I've received 1,974 responses so far. Keep it coming! I'll announce the winners on Friday, June 23!

7:09 am

Bryanboy is only 17…

20/06/2006, Press Coverage

Bryanboy is only 17…

Well, that’s the headline and the fabulous folks at the Manila Bulletin (the Philippines’ #3 newspaper)  dedicated half a page to my glory and my gospel.


Some asshole on Yahoo asked how old I was and some random wanker replied back, saying I’m in my 30s. What a cunt! I’m only 17 god dammit!!!!!


I have to admit I was kinda shocked on the photo that showed up on the paper. I asked the reporter what picture they’re going to use. I was originally gonna send them my PR picture: a photo of me wearing nothing but a fur coat, holding a bottle of clicquot and a shitload of powder on my nose. She said they’re gonna use a screenshot of my blog. I thought "hmm.. ok… not bad at all." so I didn’t send this photo.

They ended up using my “bryanboy trashed american preppy + channeling Tai from Clueless” photo.

Well, at least the Chanel interlocking CC is prominent on that thing.

Hahahahahaha! I’m kidding.

Annalyn you whore, thanks for featuring me! I love, love, love you you!

Click here to read the interview.

I love it when publications feature me… it’s a great way of keeping the faggotry alive.


Sunglasses by Linda Farrow Gallery, ruffled shirt from CK Calvin
Klein, blue and white pinstripe shorts from a little shop here in
Manila called "Details", belt from Hermès, shoes from Zara and this super super fabulous and chic snakeskin bag from Tesoro’s.

More weekend photos coming soon!

If you would like to interview me for a publication, email me: *AND* I don’t care whether you write for a university newspaper in Australia, a fashion magazine in Thailand (*hint hint*) or a newspaper in the heartlands of bible belt America. It’s a slow climb to worldwide domination but what the heck, I’d be more than happy to be interviewed. Though I have to admit, I really look forward to the day when Larry King of CNN wants to interview me over the phone with my website flashing on millions of TV screens worldwide. One can only dream eh? Hahahaha!

I’ll update later when I get up. I promise!! I have to go to the tailors later today to get a jacket altered, it’s 7:08AM and I haven’t even slept yet!!!! I’ve been up all night working!

I love you all! Email or SMS +63.915.785.1492.


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Last call for survey responses. Deadline is on June 22, 2006! I’ve received 1,974 responses so far. Keep it coming! I’ll announce the winners on Friday, June 23!

12:07 am

The British Royal Family farts, too.

20/06/2006, Uncategorized

The British Royal Family farts, too.

Hahahahaha! I highly doubt this ever got published in any UK media but the following set of photos are hi-fucking-larious.

The following photos were taken at the Queen’s Birthday celebrations where members of the British Royal family are in full force. Take note the sequence of events.


All prim and proper. God I want Prince Harry to rape me. He’s wayyy cuter than Prince William, who’s got awful teeth and a bald patch. Prince Philipp, on the other hand, sent out a loud and smelly fart…


see Prince Harry and Prince Philipp unable to control their laughter.


Prince Charles to Prince Harry: "we’ve got a shitload of people staring at us so watch it, bitch."


Take note of the look on the Queen’s face. Priceless.


I love you all!

Big update coming in a bit. Email or SMS +63.915.785.1492.


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5:32 am

Girls, pack your Goyards! We’re going to Switzerland!

19/06/2006, Travel

Girls, pack your Goyards! We’re going to Switzerland!

Holy fucking shiyet. I was checking my emails earlier and guess what I found. Two of my readers, Vanessa and Caroline emailed me a photo of themselves with their own rendition of the Infamous Bryanboy pose, in Rome, of all places.


What really ticked me though is the gift Vanessa sent. A link to one of Switzerland’s tourism-related TV commercials.



Why not escape during this summer’s world cup in a country where men spend less time on football… and more time on you?

Click here to watch the TV commercial.

OH. MY. GOD. I’m at a complete loss of words. It’s about time someone used ‘sex tourism’ to encourage people to go to their country.

Imagine the huge influx of tourists and visitors that would go to the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives if THE PHILIPPINES used a brown-assed prostitute such as myself on one of their ad campaigns.

FUCK crystal-clear waters and white sand beaches. Everyone knows that SEX SELLS… AND SO DO I !!!!!!!!!!!!

Save on airfares, hotels, car rentals, and more!

Girls, pack your Vuitton steamer trunks, your Goyard Luggage and Globe-Trotter suitcases. We’re going to Switzerland!!!!!!!!


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4:07 am

World… Hold on!

15/06/2006, Clubbing

World… Hold On!

It’s a little after 3AM and I’m back home, where high speed internet is a necessity, rather than a luxury. I just got back from a night’s worth of debauchery and "clubbing". I lost so much weight from dancing it’s unbelievable.


The good news is… my parentals aren’t going through a divorce or an annulment. The bad news is, half of the people I "know" now are leaving in less than a month and I’ll be alone in this shithole. Yes, that includes my "nonsexual wife" Hannah Matronic. It’s amazing how I’m currently "hanging out" witha crowd that’s much younger than me… friends of friends whom I got to know recently and they’re all leaving soon because they’re studying in the USofA.


I’m knackered to the bone and my breathe stinks of cheap champagne. I’ve got tipsy toes so I’m off to bed. I’ll do a proper update first thing tomorrow afternoon when I get up.

I’ve got lots of stories to tell. I’ve been out since 2 o’clock in the afternoon…

For instance, I ended the night by going to the bar to pick up my hat. I left it there because I spent an hour burning calories (by dancing). Ya should’ve seen how many gallons of sweat I released tonight. I must have lost at least a couple of kilos.

Anyway. I saw someone whom I used to see quite often. In fact, I used to hang out with him at least once or twice a week. We used to talk on the phone about all sorts of stuff though the last time I spoke to him was about 2 or 3 months ago.

I was chatting to a friend whilst walking to the bar and I saw him send a text message on his phone. I chatted to my friend to pretend I didn’t see him… and he did the same, though I KNEW he saw me too.

I asked the bartender for my hat, quickly left the bar with my friend, and called my driver. The guy whom I used to see/talked to at least several times a week was nowhere to be found.

I sighed with relief when my driver picked me up because the last thing I want to ahppen is play pretend and come up to him to say "hi". It would’ve been so sooo awkward to greet someone whom you used to talk to several times a week and then it all goes to a full stop for 2 or something months then you see him/her again.

Enough drama for now. i’m off to bed.

I’m the luckiest guy in the world, am I? Funny how people always want what they can’t have. hey Mr. DJ CHAKA where are you? Funny how you didn’t show up on a Wednesday. It’s a good thing you didn’t show up otherwise I won’t be able to grab my wife’s ass! Hahahaha!

Anyway, I’m gonna hit the sack. I’ll do a proper post first thing tomorrow afternoon when I get up. Janthina you whore, email me pics…

In closure…


and take note how I replied…


I love you all! Email or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

Time to get some shuteye.


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11:09 pm

What is the world coming into? I’ve been outgayed, outexcessed, outeverything! Bryanboy: OUT!

13/06/2006, Fan Art, Fans, Fashion, Manila

Bryanboy: OUT!

I really should stop smoking. I’ve been feeling sick over the past several days… since last weekend to be honest. That’s why I didn’t go out. God forbid my lungs give up on me. I think I’m gonna visit my doctor first thing tomorrow afternoon when I wake up.

Also, I’ve been having weird sleeping habits lately. In fact, I slept at 1AM last night, only to wake up at 8:30 in the morning. I had an early lunch then I spent the rest of the day sleeping. I’m currently spending the next few days at my grandma’s – don’t ask. Too much drama involving the familia de horreur. I think it’s best to keep it amongst ourselves (and a handful of my closest friends). I’m on dialup so I’ll do a quick post.

"I exuuuuuuberate fantasticisms"



I’ve been outgayed by this platypus faggot in the Bronx, NY. Here I am thinking I’m the gayest gay that ever gayed… but wait until you see this.

"Where do I put my mink? I’ll put it on the floor even though it’s EXXXXXXXXpennnnnsive!"

Video and more commentary after the jump.


10:45 pm

Checkpoint: Stopped by the Police, Jakob went to the prom and took his granny with him!

12/06/2006, Current Affairs, Press Coverage, Social Awareness

Checkpoint: Stopped by the Police

Oh my god. We got stopped by the cops on our way home last night and boy it was hilarious.


"Good evening young ladies. Sorry for the inconvenience, will you please turn your lights on?"

First things first, I would like to greet all my countrymen, anyone who's got a snot-colored passport (like I do) from the land of the brown, l'exotique and the natives, the cesspit of the third world aka Las Islas Fililpnas, a HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

Philippine flags photo credit:

Tang ina ninyo lahat mga hampaslupa itayo ang bandera ng Pilipinas!!! Hoy mga bakla ako ang pinakamaganda sa inyong lahat hahahahahahahahaha! Echos!


12:43 pm

Protected: Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax: “IT’S NOT A ZIT BRYAN, IT’S FOLLICULITIS!” and MOFFATTS’ SWEATY PITS

11/06/2006, Random Cheesemax

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5:16 pm

If These Walls Could Talk! My Old My Manilllllllla!

09/06/2006, Current Affairs, Manila, Travel

If These Walls Could Talk!

I would like to say "thanks" to the Pied Piper of Manila, Carlos Celdran (and his fabulous & highly-recommended walking tours) for NOT BEING AVAILABLE on a bloody Thursday. Carlos!!!!!!! I hope you’re listening to me reading this… it’s about time that you clone yourself! I was gonna send a fellow blogger over to you but you don’t have any weekday tours available. Thanks to you, I lost soo much weight from an hour’s worth of walking. I burned so many calories I think I might have reached my exercise quota for the entire year!

I went to Intramuros and Fort Santiago yesterday afternoon with Gareth and my younger sister.


I got up at 10:30AM yesterday after my little KFC extravanganza. I wanted Gareth to see one of Manila’s top tourist attractions (other than myself, of course) so I picked him up at around 2:30PM.