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4:11 am

Boxing Day

15/07/2006, Current Affairs

Boxing Day

After several weeks of hard work, research, phone calls, meetings and waiting, I finally have boxes for my upcoming accessories line. They’re quite lovely and nice… wayyy better than the cheap-ass kraft boxes.


Now all I need to worry about is the merchandise, photo shoots and the website. Ugh! Most of my pieces are already finished. We’re on the final stages of ‘quality control’… and we’re also adding a few last minute changes here and there.

My god, hiring professional photographers are fucking expensive! One photographer even wanted to charge us a "per product" fee. Oi vey! The amount he wants to charge us PER PRODUCT (It’s a 40-piece collection) is more expensive than some of the pieces I’m selling!!!!!!!!!!!

I really wanna have nice photos, like the ones you see on eLuxury, against a super super bright white background… *sigh*

Photo credit: eLuxury

I guess I have to keep on looking for a photographer who is willing to work for cheap or what the heck, for FREE in exchange for exposure on my sites hahaha! I really want nice photos and not just tacky DIY photos. I want it reallly professional for my little online shop.

Oh well.. there’s a lot of work to do. I just can’t wait for this baby to take off!

I’m gonna crawl back to bed. I love you all!

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6:31 pm

The Queen of “LIKE, YOU KNOW”

14/07/2006, Bryanboy on TV, Current Affairs, Fan Art, Fans, Press Coverage

The Queen of "like, you know" is like, you know, back on TV!

I really need to work on like, you know, my English. I got interviewed on like, you know,, Mornings at ANC earlier this morning and like, you know, I had fun in spite of me saying like, you know,, the words "like, you know,", more than like, you know,, a thousand times. It’s sooo annoying! Where can I get like, you know, speech lessons in this town?


Coral necklaces from L’Obelisk, brown cardigan and black tank top from Zara, jeans from Acne, bag from Goyard, shoes from Dior Homme, sunglasses from Christian Dior.

It’s the fourth LIVE interview I did this year for the same media powerhouse so I guess they love me even if I stutter all the fucking time. Remember the mishap I did the last time I got interviewed? I still can’t get over the fact that I said "shit, I haven’t had sex in ages" on a friggin breakfast show for god’s sake… Ugh! I need speech lessons, voice lessons and a full-body massage… oh and a liposuction, rhinoplasty, buccal fat removal and chin implant too while we’re at it.

YouTube Video after the jump… Watch me get gangbanged by some of the hosts at ANC’s Morning News.


11:08 pm

Sonny I LOVE YOU!, Typepad Outage Outrage!, Terrific Tuesday

13/07/2006, Fashion, Health, Manila, Press Coverage

Typepad Outage Outrage!

[BREAKING NEWS: SONNY BABY, THANKS FOR LEAVING A COMMENT ON MY SITE. ALL THE PHOTOS YOU TOOK FOR HINTMAG/LANVIN/BALENCIAGA/AND ALL THE AUTUMN/WINTER 06/07 ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE A FANTASTIC PHOTOGRAPHER! IF EVER YOU DROP BY HERE IN THE THIRD WORLD PLEASE TAKE A PHOTO OF ME AND MAKE ME LOOK PRETTY AND E-M-A-C-I-A-T-E-D. Photoshop if you must. LOL I’ll even give you blowjob if you take super super nice photos of me. Otherwise, keep those Bryanboy poses coming (shit, Fendi used it on their ad campaign those assholes hahaha) and "I LOVE BRYANBOY" sign pics. I’d die die die die die and I’ll forever be indebted if you can get either Werbowy, Stegner, Boscono, Zimmerman, Galliano, Lagerfeld, Elbaz or Ghesquire to hold a sign hahaha. *kidding*

Visit Sonny Vandevelde Fashion Photographer Extraordinare’s blog at Click here to see the work he did for Hintmag. Everything from Yves Saint Laurent to Rochas, Lanvin and Balenciaga. Names, names, names. He’s your man! He’s the reason why fugly mortals like me try hard to catch an eating disorder (I eat too much) and/or salivate over pictures of THE beautiful ones!!

I LOVE SONNY AND I LOVE HIS FRIENDS ALREADY!!!!!! Hahahaha! Here’s his friend Marc. Woohoo!


*fondles genitals*

Moving on…

OK. I have a TV interview tomorrow so it’s wise for me to just do my daily flush while it’s early and go straight to bed. Early to bed, early to rise, makes an ugly fat faggot pretty, skinny and wise!

(You gotta congratulate me. I just embarked on this popcorn diet and boy I got diarrhea today!!!!!!!! Remember what I said before? Diarrhea and dehydration is your best friend.


I’m fuming with anger! Typepad has a lot of explaining to do cause some of my new entries, drafts and comments got lost. It’s not just my blog that got affected but hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of other Typepad-hosted blogs.

I have no idea why Typepad crashed yesterday. According to BlueOregon, Typepad went down for six hours … I’m sure it’s longer than that cause I didn’t go to bed till around 7AM my time. I was patiently waiting for Typepad to be back up cause I wanted to post something about my latest obsession, Tyra Banks. I’ll talk about her later…


Sunglasses by Gucci, t-shirt from Topshop, jacket from Dries Van Noten, bag from Chanel, corduroy pants from Christian Dior, boots from Chanel

I went out this afternoon to do some errands. I LOOOOOVE THE WEATHER! Rainy season is the best time of the year here in the third world. It rained cats and dogs over the past few days… it’s sooo beautiful outside, gray skies and all.


12:21 am

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13/07/2006, Fashion

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5:20 am

The beginning of the end?

12/07/2006, Current Affairs

The beginning of the end?

I’m telling you, in this town, when it rains it pours. It’s all gonna be downhill from this point onwards unless someone rescues me.

I just had the most embarassing experience in my life. EVAR. I’d say tonight was one of the worst nights out and I’ve never, ever humiliated myself so much to the point where I wished the ground would split and swallow me alive. If you think you’ve had it bad, well, I had it REAAAAAAAALLY bad. I planned on having a really nice time out today but after what happened, it’s rather appropriate for me to temporarily wallow in shame.

Look at that face. LOL I’ve got a bald patch like Victoria Beckham ZOMG!


Jacket from Zara, shirt from CK Calvin Klein, jeans from Acne Jeans (Sweden), bag from Louis Vuitton, shoes from Louis Vuitton, brooch from Rustan’s (Manila).

UGH!!!!!! I really don’t want to talk about it but the hell. No one can help me forget about it unless I get it out of my system. Delete delete delete erase erase erase abort abort abort it out of my system. My blog is the best outlet I’ve ever had, it’s therapeutic and it’s better than going to the shrink.


5:04 am


11/07/2006, Press Coverage


I owe y’all a podcast. It’s been months since my voice was last heard by thousands people worldwide but I’ve been extremely busy on things. I know many of you miss my hardcore nails-on-the-chalkboard drugfucked drag queen voice so here’s a couple of tracks I recorded ESPECIALLY FOR YOU. I’ve been wanting to go karaoke-ing but nobody I know wants to do so because of the fear of embarassing themselves.

The hell with it. Why bother going to a karaoke when you can do it at home!



9:00 am

I believe in REINCARNATION!!

10/07/2006, Uncategorized

I believe in REINCARNATION!!

You read that right maggots! What I am about to tell you is really spooky.

One of my readers recently emailed me saying he visited his friend last week and found a picture of his friend’s mother on the wall.


The above photo was taken in 1933 somewhere in Mission Beach, North Queensland, Australia. Her name is Tippy and she’s Estonian.

Is that me in my previous life?

Oh dear.


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2:37 am

Camwhore’s worst nightmare

10/07/2006, Current Affairs

Camwhore’s worst nightmare

I used to hate photos with a passion. I did my very best to avoid the camera ever since I hit puberty. Looking at some of my old pictures, there’s a "gap" between the first day pubic hair started to appear on my crotch right up to my mid teens. I guess as soon as I got hair on my legs, I came into terms with myself and accepted the fact that I’m not the prettiest knife in the drawer.

My looks won’t kill… they only scare people away! Hahaha!


Hat by "Blue Seahorse" from Firma (Manila), short-sleeve white shirt from Neil Barrett, striped vest from Zara, chain and leather belt used as necklace from Firma, patent leather belt from Topshop, skinny jeans from Viktor Jeans (Manila), snakeskin clutch from Tyler (Manila), shoes from Jil Sander.

Things changed though when my dad bought me my first digital camera several decades ago. If I’m not mistaken, it was a "Sony Mavica"… or something like that. It was massive! It was heavy, like a brick, and I had to put one of those icky floppy disks in order to store photos. It wasn’t a fancy camera but it was the start of something… I fell in love with my ugly self.


11:19 pm

Reason #4,710 to visit Sweden: Bosnian Guys

09/07/2006, Uncategorized

Reason #4,710 to visit Sweden: Bosnian Guys

Meet Adnan Osmanovic. A cutie Bosnian guy in Sweden.

I can’t get enough of Monkeys. I think it’s my obsession du jour. Isn’t he hot? I’d kill to have his "Lahme" up my bum. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Shit, I don’t even know where the fuck Bosnia is but whatever.


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5:59 pm

Not Safe For Work: Paris Hilton

09/07/2006, Shilebrities

Not Safe For Work: Paris Hilton

I know we’ve all seen Paris Hilton’s pussy flaps many, many, many times but this is the first time I’ve seen REAL huge closeups.

I have fair reason to believe Paris Hilton IS A MAN! She’s got balls!!!!! Her clit looks like a scrotum it’s not funny at all.

Link is NOT safe for work (or school) so do not click the link below unless you’re a bugchaser willing to contract Herpes/Scabies/HIV/etc, do not click on the link.