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12:39 am

You know what I really miss?

22/07/2006, Uncategorized

You know what I really miss?

Someone stole my childhood and I wish I could get it back.

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Brighton, UK 2001

Why do I have this weird bollocking feeling inside me recently? In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve been writing less and less. Instead, I’ve been extremely selective on what I’m saying and I found myself posting more and more photos, useless tripe and other bullcrap.

I used to be able to say anything that I want, air out my grievances, bitch, whine and whinge about people, experiences and situations but for some strange reason, it feels as if someone put a fucking gag order on me and now I have to fucking censor myself all the fucking time.

I MISS MY FREEDOM!

Fuck each and every one of you. The bollocking stops here and I’m gonna reclaim my old self back.

I should be able to say what I want and when I want it. Afterall, this is *MY* blog and you’re just a fuckin reader. You can always fuck off where the sun doesn’t shine *IF* you have problems because NOBODY’S GOT A FUCKIN SHOTGUN POINTED TO YOUR SCROTUM/LABIA/RECTUM TELLING YOU TO READ MY WEBSITE. I say live and let live… and don’t bother coming back if you got problems with what I have to say. You must be a masochist if you have to come back over and over again. Besides, none of my other 161,000+ (June 2006) readers are interested about you.

I repeat. I *should* be able to say what I want.

I’m sure you’re all gonna agree with me. Yes?

Even Bitchboy of the Washington Blade, who gave my little narcissistic shrine a mention (thanks doll) will agree with me.

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PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

PPSS. Alice from Myspace you can fuck off my case now. I’ll see you in hell. I suggest that you borrow your dad’s revolver, point it to your eyesockets and shoot em till the sheep cry bah-bah-bah-lah-lah-lah.

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5:55 pm

Bryanboy Loves… ANITA LIXEL!

21/07/2006, Music

Bryanboy Loves… ANITA LIXEL!

Oh. My. God. This is fresh from my inbox, courtesy of super fashion photographer Sonny Vandevelde. It’s a photo of his friend, Anita Lixel: Le Pop Extraordinaire, right before her concert at the Dour Festival in Belgium. I looooove Anita!!! She’s gorgeous and I really dig her music too. If you go to her site, be sure to listen to "In Your Game… Boy". I LOVE IT!

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CONTINUE READING

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2:51 am

ANOTHER HOLY FUCKING SHIT POST: APPLE iPOD

21/07/2006, Press Coverage

ANOTHER HOLY FUCKING SHIT POST: APPLE iPOD

First it was Fendi, now it’s Apple who is using my INFAMOUS BRYANBOY POSE.

I’d like to thank my personal Santa Claus in San Francisco who saw Apple iPod’s latest ad campaign atop a building in front of Union Square in San Francisco, California and took a photo of it. Sadly it was taken while he was drunk. Hahaha! If any of you are in the SFO area and have spotted this ad, please take a photo of the billboard in BROAD DAYLIGHT!

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I’m telling you… we’re definitely going places WORLDWIDE with my pose.

Fendi yesterday, Apple today, CHANEL tomorrow.

I wonder who will use my signature pose next?

For god’s sake just use me as your model if ever you’re gonna use my pose in your ad campaigns and put money in my pockets.

I’m still IN SHOCK!!!!!! HOLLLLLLY FUCKING SHIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!

hahahahaha!

I love you all! Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

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PPSS. *SING AFTER ME* Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy… is such an evil thing!

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11:56 pm

49,108 Reasons Why I Love Tyra Banks

20/07/2006, Television

49,108 Reasons Why I Love Tyra Banks

I love Tyra. I really do. I mean, fine, she’s got America’s Next Top Model but frankly, I’d rather watch Fashion TV any day.

I’ve seen the Tyra Banks show a couple of times before and I thought her show is just ‘another American talkshow’. I was wrong. I got hooked after watching her "Girls Gone Wild" and "Guys Gone Wild" episode. There’s something about her that I love and I don’t know what that is. Maybe it’s the way she talks, her facial expressions and her constant eyelash battering. You have to watch THIS video. She’s sooo hilarious.

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CONTINUE READING

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1:06 pm

Nicole Richie has an Asian-sized hard-on!

20/07/2006, Shilebrities

Nicole Richie has an Asian-sized hard-on!

I know y’all wet your pants when you saw Paris Hilton’s scrotum but wait till you see Nicole’s Asian-sized hard-on!!!! Hahahahahaha! I’m kidding. I love this girl. I really do. Sadasa saaaaaaa sa saaaa sa saaaaaaaa!

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Ooooh is that Rachel Zoe behind her?

CONTINUE READING

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8:00 am

Am I narcissistic or what?

20/07/2006, Press Coverage

Am I narcissistic or what?

I love me and I know you love me too. ILOVEBRYANBOYDOTCOMBABOOSH!

Email me and tell me you love me. Bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

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1:17 am

Food Poisoning and Filming

20/07/2006, Current Affairs, Food and Drink, Press Coverage, Random Cheesemax, Shilebrities

Food Poisoning and Filming

I don’t even know where to begin. A lot of things happened in the past few days. If I got a dollar every time I said ‘food poisoning’ over the past 72 hours I’d be one heck of a very wealthy faggot by now.

The good news is I lost some weight… and I’m VERY well on my way on losing some more.

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That’s David Kempner (left), me and Fenton Bailey (right). Fenton has produced far too many award-winning documentaries, TV shows and films like The RuPaul Show, The Eyes of Tammy Faye, Party Monster, HBO Documentary Monica (Lewinsky) in Black and White, Inside Deep Throat and TransGeneration amongst many others. David, on the other hand… well, I found out early on Wednesday morning that he filmed Paris Hilton before. He also worked on Inside Deep Throat and Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason.

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10:42 pm

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy

19/07/2006, Music

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy!

Paris Hilton – Jealousy

I was always happy… when I was watching you become a star. But you were only happy.. when the world was openin’ up my scars. And now I’m like the devil… well if I am then what does that make you? You sold yourself for your fame… You’ll still never walk a day in my shoes.

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy… is such an evil thing. To watch someone have, jealousy, jealousy, jealousy… Nobody wins when you’re full of envy. La, la, la la.

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4:55 am

There’s a war and nobody told me about it.

16/07/2006, Current Affairs

There’s a war and nobody told me about it.

I’m really disappointed at you guys.

What the fuck is going on with the world? I just went to CNN.com by accident and apparently, there’s a war between Lebanon and Israel that’s been going on for days. How come no one’s told me there’s war in the middle east? As if that’s new.

Oh dear. Many innocent lives are lost again…

It’s excessive, I know. I’m a walking bazaar, I’m telling you. I SERIOUSLY didn’t know what came over me last weekend. I thought it would be nice to ‘rough’ it up cause dressing up can be a drag…

Fuck you all, it’s Sunday morning, I’m going to sleep and I’m gonna get my nails done and get a massage later this afternoon.

World peace anyone? War or not, we’re going shopping!

Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492. I love each and every one of you.

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PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

PPSS. Big shout out to Sharon, Maggie and her crew. That has got to be the most numb, Topshop, H&M, Christian Dior and Marion Godart (yep, I stacked them all up! hahaha), shoes from Fendi.

It’s excessive, I know. I’m a walking bazaar, I’m telling you. I SERIOUSLY didn’t know what came over me last weekend. I thought it would be nice to ‘rough’ it up cause dressing up can be a drag…

Fuck you all, it’s Sunday morning, I’m going to sleep and I’m gonna get my nails done and get a massage later this afternoon.

World peace anyone? War or not, we’re going shopping!

Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492. I love each and every one of you.

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

PPSS. Big shout out to Sharon, Maggie and her crew. That has got to be the most number of people doing the Bryanboy pose in one picture. I think. ;) I LOVE YOU GALS!

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4:04 pm

Permabloat

15/07/2006, Uncategorized

Permabloat

I found this mini polaroid late last night while cleaning my room. If memory serves me right, this photo was taken in a bar called "Freedom" in London, UK back in 2001. It’s funny how I used to weigh around 90 pounds back then but I already have a gut the size of Canada. But those arms… those emaciated arms… ‘Cin Cin’ sequined tank top and jeans by Dolce & Gabbana. Those were the days… hahahaha! I can’t, for the life of god, remember, who made the brown pony skin bag though…

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Coming up… Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax.

I love you all! Email bryanboy@gmail.comor SMS +63.915.785.1492 and tell me you love me.

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