It’s about time Mr. Galliano come into senses and bring out the glitter, the spectacle and extravaganza. His recent pret-a-porter shows are utterly crap and sedated. Dior’s been completely unappealing the past few seasons I couldn’t help but wonder whether he lost his touch.
Guess who came out with alien invasion as a theme this season?
I hereby present you John Galliano for Queen Amidala Collection/Christian Dior Haute Couture.
More pics after the jump.
I obviously have some explaining to do…
… and you too. For the life of god, is it really a RACIST thing for calling a man, who happens to be someone of a darker skin, a "monkey", simply because he looks like a monkey? Skin color is irrelevant cause there are a lot of other people out there who look like monkeys. In fact, even Mariah Carey once said that there’s this Filipina singer who also looks like a monkey.
Monkey Schmonkey. Whatever.
I WOILL NEVER APOLOGIZE for thinking/saying he kinda looks like a monkey.
OK… maybe I will, on three conditions:
- he gives me a kiss on the cheek
- he fondles my fat fanny
- I’ll apologize to him in private provided that he buys me a couple of rounds of drink
Shit, he even collaborated with NIGO for a label called Bathing Ape/BAPE!
Some of you may need to get a life.
It’s funny cause the "correlation" and "similarities" between a "black man" and "monkeys" NEVER came across my mind until you people pointed it out.
Perhaps YOU’RE THE ONE WHO HAVE RACIST THOUGHTS, not me.
These baseless accusations of me being racist are ludicrous, preposterous and absurd.
I FUCKING LOVE NAOMI CAMPBELL AND LIYA KEBEDE FOR GOD’S SAKE!
I even bought 5 copies of the Liya Kebede for Vogue cause it’s been ages since they last featured a model on the cover at that time!
I’m an equal opportunity lover. Promise. I’ll suck the cock of anyone with a pulse provided they’re legal.
Shit, I love everyone. Black, white, brown, albino, gingers, yellow, latinos, arabs, everyone! Even extraterrestrial creatures like me!
Saucer of milk please, maggots!
Now go fuck yourselves.
Almost naked at Brighton Beach, Brighton, UK 2001
Or better yet, fuck me cause I haven’t had sex in so long.
God I love my arms back in the dark ages. Take note how there are many, many razor-sharp edges on my body. My arms and my waist can give Nicole Richie a run for Lionel’s credit card.
I hate my hair though. Ugh. Lion hair. Hideous. Just hideous!
I love you all! Email firstname.lastname@example.org or SMS +63.915.785.1492.
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PPSS. I’m really not a racist. Promise! In fact, I’ve slept with a black guy before, in London, when I was 17. He was a cab driver and he was gorgeous as fuck. I had to sit on the front because I wanted some action and boy he was lovely.