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11:56 pm

49,108 Reasons Why I Love Tyra Banks

20/07/2006, Television

49,108 Reasons Why I Love Tyra Banks

I love Tyra. I really do. I mean, fine, she’s got America’s Next Top Model but frankly, I’d rather watch Fashion TV any day.

I’ve seen the Tyra Banks show a couple of times before and I thought her show is just ‘another American talkshow’. I was wrong. I got hooked after watching her "Girls Gone Wild" and "Guys Gone Wild" episode. There’s something about her that I love and I don’t know what that is. Maybe it’s the way she talks, her facial expressions and her constant eyelash battering. You have to watch THIS video. She’s sooo hilarious.

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1:06 pm

Nicole Richie has an Asian-sized hard-on!

20/07/2006, Shilebrities

Nicole Richie has an Asian-sized hard-on!

I know y’all wet your pants when you saw Paris Hilton’s scrotum but wait till you see Nicole’s Asian-sized hard-on!!!! Hahahahahaha! I’m kidding. I love this girl. I really do. Sadasa saaaaaaa sa saaaa sa saaaaaaaa!

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Ooooh is that Rachel Zoe behind her?

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8:00 am

Am I narcissistic or what?

20/07/2006, Press Coverage

Am I narcissistic or what?

I love me and I know you love me too. ILOVEBRYANBOYDOTCOMBABOOSH!

Email me and tell me you love me. Bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

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1:17 am

Food Poisoning and Filming

20/07/2006, Current Affairs, Food and Drink, Press Coverage, Random Cheesemax, Shilebrities

Food Poisoning and Filming

I don’t even know where to begin. A lot of things happened in the past few days. If I got a dollar every time I said ‘food poisoning’ over the past 72 hours I’d be one heck of a very wealthy faggot by now.

The good news is I lost some weight… and I’m VERY well on my way on losing some more.

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That’s David Kempner (left), me and Fenton Bailey (right). Fenton has produced far too many award-winning documentaries, TV shows and films like The RuPaul Show, The Eyes of Tammy Faye, Party Monster, HBO Documentary Monica (Lewinsky) in Black and White, Inside Deep Throat and TransGeneration amongst many others. David, on the other hand… well, I found out early on Wednesday morning that he filmed Paris Hilton before. He also worked on Inside Deep Throat and Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason.

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10:42 pm

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy

19/07/2006, Music

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy!

Paris Hilton – Jealousy

I was always happy… when I was watching you become a star. But you were only happy.. when the world was openin’ up my scars. And now I’m like the devil… well if I am then what does that make you? You sold yourself for your fame… You’ll still never walk a day in my shoes.

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy… is such an evil thing. To watch someone have, jealousy, jealousy, jealousy… Nobody wins when you’re full of envy. La, la, la la.

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4:55 am

There’s a war and nobody told me about it.

16/07/2006, Current Affairs

There’s a war and nobody told me about it.

I’m really disappointed at you guys.

What the fuck is going on with the world? I just went to CNN.com by accident and apparently, there’s a war between Lebanon and Israel that’s been going on for days. How come no one’s told me there’s war in the middle east? As if that’s new.

Oh dear. Many innocent lives are lost again…

It’s excessive, I know. I’m a walking bazaar, I’m telling you. I SERIOUSLY didn’t know what came over me last weekend. I thought it would be nice to ‘rough’ it up cause dressing up can be a drag…

Fuck you all, it’s Sunday morning, I’m going to sleep and I’m gonna get my nails done and get a massage later this afternoon.

World peace anyone? War or not, we’re going shopping!

Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492. I love each and every one of you.

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PPSS. Big shout out to Sharon, Maggie and her crew. That has got to be the most numb, Topshop, H&M, Christian Dior and Marion Godart (yep, I stacked them all up! hahaha), shoes from Fendi.

It’s excessive, I know. I’m a walking bazaar, I’m telling you. I SERIOUSLY didn’t know what came over me last weekend. I thought it would be nice to ‘rough’ it up cause dressing up can be a drag…

Fuck you all, it’s Sunday morning, I’m going to sleep and I’m gonna get my nails done and get a massage later this afternoon.

World peace anyone? War or not, we’re going shopping!

Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492. I love each and every one of you.

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PPSS. Big shout out to Sharon, Maggie and her crew. That has got to be the most number of people doing the Bryanboy pose in one picture. I think. ;) I LOVE YOU GALS!

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4:04 pm

Permabloat

15/07/2006, Uncategorized

Permabloat

I found this mini polaroid late last night while cleaning my room. If memory serves me right, this photo was taken in a bar called "Freedom" in London, UK back in 2001. It’s funny how I used to weigh around 90 pounds back then but I already have a gut the size of Canada. But those arms… those emaciated arms… ‘Cin Cin’ sequined tank top and jeans by Dolce & Gabbana. Those were the days… hahahaha! I can’t, for the life of god, remember, who made the brown pony skin bag though…

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Coming up… Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax.

I love you all! Email bryanboy@gmail.comor SMS +63.915.785.1492 and tell me you love me.

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4:11 am

Boxing Day

15/07/2006, Current Affairs

Boxing Day

After several weeks of hard work, research, phone calls, meetings and waiting, I finally have boxes for my upcoming accessories line. They’re quite lovely and nice… wayyy better than the cheap-ass kraft boxes.

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Now all I need to worry about is the merchandise, photo shoots and the website. Ugh! Most of my pieces are already finished. We’re on the final stages of ‘quality control’… and we’re also adding a few last minute changes here and there.

My god, hiring professional photographers are fucking expensive! One photographer even wanted to charge us a "per product" fee. Oi vey! The amount he wants to charge us PER PRODUCT (It’s a 40-piece collection) is more expensive than some of the pieces I’m selling!!!!!!!!!!!

I really wanna have nice photos, like the ones you see on eLuxury, against a super super bright white background… *sigh*

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Photo credit: eLuxury

I guess I have to keep on looking for a photographer who is willing to work for cheap or what the heck, for FREE in exchange for exposure on my sites hahaha! I really want nice photos and not just tacky DIY photos. I want it reallly professional for my little online shop.

Oh well.. there’s a lot of work to do. I just can’t wait for this baby to take off!

I’m gonna crawl back to bed. I love you all!

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6:31 pm

The Queen of “LIKE, YOU KNOW”

14/07/2006, Bryanboy on TV, Current Affairs, Fan Art, Fans, Press Coverage

The Queen of "like, you know" is like, you know, back on TV!

I really need to work on like, you know, my English. I got interviewed on like, you know,, Mornings at ANC earlier this morning and like, you know, I had fun in spite of me saying like, you know,, the words "like, you know,", more than like, you know,, a thousand times. It’s sooo annoying! Where can I get like, you know, speech lessons in this town?

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Coral necklaces from L’Obelisk, brown cardigan and black tank top from Zara, jeans from Acne, bag from Goyard, shoes from Dior Homme, sunglasses from Christian Dior.

It’s the fourth LIVE interview I did this year for the same media powerhouse so I guess they love me even if I stutter all the fucking time. Remember the mishap I did the last time I got interviewed? I still can’t get over the fact that I said "shit, I haven’t had sex in ages" on a friggin breakfast show for god’s sake… Ugh! I need speech lessons, voice lessons and a full-body massage… oh and a liposuction, rhinoplasty, buccal fat removal and chin implant too while we’re at it.

YouTube Video after the jump… Watch me get gangbanged by some of the hosts at ANC’s Morning News.

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11:08 pm

Sonny I LOVE YOU!, Typepad Outage Outrage!, Terrific Tuesday

13/07/2006, Fashion, Health, Manila, Press Coverage

Typepad Outage Outrage!

[BREAKING NEWS: SONNY BABY, THANKS FOR LEAVING A COMMENT ON MY SITE. ALL THE PHOTOS YOU TOOK FOR HINTMAG/LANVIN/BALENCIAGA/AND ALL THE AUTUMN/WINTER 06/07 ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE A FANTASTIC PHOTOGRAPHER! IF EVER YOU DROP BY HERE IN THE THIRD WORLD PLEASE TAKE A PHOTO OF ME AND MAKE ME LOOK PRETTY AND E-M-A-C-I-A-T-E-D. Photoshop if you must. LOL I’ll even give you blowjob if you take super super nice photos of me. Otherwise, keep those Bryanboy poses coming (shit, Fendi used it on their ad campaign those assholes hahaha) and "I LOVE BRYANBOY" sign pics. I’d die die die die die and I’ll forever be indebted if you can get either Werbowy, Stegner, Boscono, Zimmerman, Galliano, Lagerfeld, Elbaz or Ghesquire to hold a sign hahaha. *kidding*

Visit Sonny Vandevelde Fashion Photographer Extraordinare’s blog at http://www.sonnyphotos.typepad.com/. Click here to see the work he did for Hintmag. Everything from Yves Saint Laurent to Rochas, Lanvin and Balenciaga. Names, names, names. He’s your man! He’s the reason why fugly mortals like me try hard to catch an eating disorder (I eat too much) and/or salivate over pictures of THE beautiful ones!!

I LOVE SONNY AND I LOVE HIS FRIENDS ALREADY!!!!!! Hahahaha! Here’s his friend Marc. Woohoo!

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*fondles genitals*

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Moving on…

OK. I have a TV interview tomorrow so it’s wise for me to just do my daily flush while it’s early and go straight to bed. Early to bed, early to rise, makes an ugly fat faggot pretty, skinny and wise!

(You gotta congratulate me. I just embarked on this popcorn diet and boy I got diarrhea today!!!!!!!! Remember what I said before? Diarrhea and dehydration is your best friend.

Next!

I’m fuming with anger! Typepad has a lot of explaining to do cause some of my new entries, drafts and comments got lost. It’s not just my blog that got affected but hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of other Typepad-hosted blogs.

I have no idea why Typepad crashed yesterday. According to BlueOregon, Typepad went down for six hours … I’m sure it’s longer than that cause I didn’t go to bed till around 7AM my time. I was patiently waiting for Typepad to be back up cause I wanted to post something about my latest obsession, Tyra Banks. I’ll talk about her later…

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Sunglasses by Gucci, t-shirt from Topshop, jacket from Dries Van Noten, bag from Chanel, corduroy pants from Christian Dior, boots from Chanel

I went out this afternoon to do some errands. I LOOOOOVE THE WEATHER! Rainy season is the best time of the year here in the third world. It rained cats and dogs over the past few days… it’s sooo beautiful outside, gray skies and all.

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