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9:00 am

I believe in REINCARNATION!!

10/07/2006, Uncategorized

I believe in REINCARNATION!!

You read that right maggots! What I am about to tell you is really spooky.

One of my readers recently emailed me saying he visited his friend last week and found a picture of his friend’s mother on the wall.

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The above photo was taken in 1933 somewhere in Mission Beach, North Queensland, Australia. Her name is Tippy and she’s Estonian.

Is that me in my previous life?

Oh dear.

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2:37 am

Camwhore’s worst nightmare

10/07/2006, Current Affairs

Camwhore’s worst nightmare

I used to hate photos with a passion. I did my very best to avoid the camera ever since I hit puberty. Looking at some of my old pictures, there’s a "gap" between the first day pubic hair started to appear on my crotch right up to my mid teens. I guess as soon as I got hair on my legs, I came into terms with myself and accepted the fact that I’m not the prettiest knife in the drawer.

My looks won’t kill… they only scare people away! Hahaha!

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Hat by "Blue Seahorse" from Firma (Manila), short-sleeve white shirt from Neil Barrett, striped vest from Zara, chain and leather belt used as necklace from Firma, patent leather belt from Topshop, skinny jeans from Viktor Jeans (Manila), snakeskin clutch from Tyler (Manila), shoes from Jil Sander.

Things changed though when my dad bought me my first digital camera several decades ago. If I’m not mistaken, it was a "Sony Mavica"… or something like that. It was massive! It was heavy, like a brick, and I had to put one of those icky floppy disks in order to store photos. It wasn’t a fancy camera but it was the start of something… I fell in love with my ugly self.

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11:19 pm

Reason #4,710 to visit Sweden: Bosnian Guys

09/07/2006, Uncategorized

Reason #4,710 to visit Sweden: Bosnian Guys

Meet Adnan Osmanovic. A cutie Bosnian guy in Sweden.

I can’t get enough of Monkeys. I think it’s my obsession du jour. Isn’t he hot? I’d kill to have his "Lahme" up my bum. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Shit, I don’t even know where the fuck Bosnia is but whatever.

Baboosh_3

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5:59 pm

Not Safe For Work: Paris Hilton

09/07/2006, Shilebrities

Not Safe For Work: Paris Hilton

I know we’ve all seen Paris Hilton’s pussy flaps many, many, many times but this is the first time I’ve seen REAL huge closeups.

I have fair reason to believe Paris Hilton IS A MAN! She’s got balls!!!!! Her clit looks like a scrotum it’s not funny at all.

Link is NOT safe for work (or school) so do not click the link below unless you’re a bugchaser willing to contract Herpes/Scabies/HIV/etc, do not click on the link.

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2:42 pm

If you’re famous and you don’t know it clap your hands!

09/07/2006, Fans

If you have fans and you don’t know it clap your hands!

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*clap clap* If you’re an attention whore like me you clap your hands!

*clap clap* If you are famous and you deny it clap your hands!

*clap clap* If you have many people "loving" you, many people sending pics, if you have fans and you love them too you clap your hands.

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*clap clap*

Large-sized pics and more after the jump…

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1:38 pm

Marc Jacobs: Women We Love

08/07/2006, Fashion

Marc Jacobs: Women We Love

Gotta love that Marc Jacobs guy. He never cease to amaze me.

Just like you and me, he’s one heck of an attention whore and I fucking love it. First it was the barebackin’, bugchashin’ rentboy he picked up at Rentboy.com, then comes the gaudy galore fall/winter 06/07 Louis Vuitton bag collection that’s designed for nouveaux riche Russians and Asian matrons and then this…

Marc Jacobs’ "Women We Love" campaign in NYC.

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More pics after the jump. I guarantee you’ll laugh at this one. Click click click!

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11:41 am

Stand back, stand back!

07/07/2006, Music

Stand back, stand back!

I love this old song and I have it on autoplay. It’s one of my favourite tracks of all time.

No one looked…as I walked by, just an invitation would’ve been just fine. Said no again and again, first he took my heart… then he ran.

No one knows how I feel, what I say unless you read between my lines. One man walked away from me, first he took my hand… take me home

Stand back…stand back, in the middle of my room, I did not hear from you. It’s alright…it’s alright. To be standing in a line (standing in a line)… la la la la la la la la la la la la la…

Do not turn away my friend, like a willow I can bend. No man calls my name, no man came

So I walked on down away from you, maybe your attention was more, than you could do. One man did not call… he asked me for my love and that was all.

Baboosh_3

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8:24 am

General Hospital

07/07/2006, Current Affairs, Health

General Hospital

Don’t ask me why I went to the hospital (again) on Wednesday morning. I had to do more tests and x-ray shots. Just cross your fingers and hope for the best. I wanna live old till I’m 75 and wear Oscar de la Renta… or Zoran for god’s sake.

Good goofy god lord almighty, when will it ever end?!?!?!?!?

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At this point, all I can say is that I’m a walking, talking, Balenciaga bag-wearing Chernobyl victim with all the radiation I got exposed to over the past few days.

Sunglasses by Gucci, deconstructed denim jacket from Alexander McQueen, ‘Salt N Pepa’ t-shirt from Dsquared,  bag from Balenciaga, shorts from this cheap store in the Philippines called "Details", shoes from Zara.

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6:39 am

John’s Back!

06/07/2006, Fashion

John’s Back!

It’s about time Mr. Galliano come into senses and bring out the glitter, the spectacle and extravaganza. His recent pret-a-porter shows are utterly crap and sedated. Dior’s been completely unappealing the past few seasons I couldn’t help but wonder whether he lost his touch.

Guess who came out with alien invasion as a theme this season?

I hereby present you John Galliano for Queen Amidala Collection/Christian Dior Haute Couture.

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More pics after the jump.

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9:12 pm

I obviously have some explaining to do.

05/07/2006, Uncategorized

I obviously have some explaining to do…

… and you too. For the life of god, is it really a RACIST thing for calling a man, who happens to be someone of a darker skin, a "monkey", simply because he looks like a monkey? Skin color is irrelevant cause there are a lot of other people out there who look like monkeys. In fact, even Mariah Carey once said that there’s this Filipina singer who also looks like a monkey.

Monkey Schmonkey. Whatever.

I WOILL NEVER APOLOGIZE for thinking/saying he kinda looks like a monkey.

OK… maybe I will, on three conditions:

  • he gives me a kiss on the cheek
  • he fondles my fat fanny
  • I’ll apologize to him in private provided that he buys me a couple of rounds of drink

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Shit, he even collaborated with NIGO for a label called Bathing Ape/BAPE!

Some of you may need to get a life.

It’s funny cause the "correlation" and "similarities" between a "black man" and "monkeys" NEVER came across my mind until you people pointed it out.

Perhaps YOU’RE THE ONE WHO HAVE RACIST THOUGHTS, not me.

These baseless accusations of me being racist are ludicrous, preposterous and absurd.

I FUCKING LOVE NAOMI CAMPBELL AND LIYA KEBEDE FOR GOD’S SAKE!

I even bought 5 copies of the Liya Kebede for Vogue cause it’s been ages since they last featured a model on the cover at that time!

I’m an equal opportunity lover. Promise. I’ll suck the cock of anyone with a pulse provided they’re legal.

Shit, I love everyone. Black, white, brown, albino, gingers, yellow, latinos, arabs, everyone! Even extraterrestrial creatures like me!

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Saucer of milk please, maggots!

Now go fuck yourselves.

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Almost naked at Brighton Beach, Brighton, UK 2001

Or better yet, fuck me cause I haven’t had sex in so long.

God I love my arms back in the dark ages. Take note how there are many, many razor-sharp edges on my body. My arms and my waist can give Nicole Richie a run for Lionel’s credit card.

I hate my hair though. Ugh. Lion hair. Hideous. Just hideous!

I love you all! Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

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PPSS. I’m really not a racist. Promise! In fact, I’ve slept with a black guy before, in London, when I was 17. He was a cab driver and he was gorgeous as fuck. I had to sit on the front because I wanted some action and boy he was lovely.

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