It’s 11:24PM on a Thursday night and I have’t slept in the past 24 hours. I’m gonna sleep now — I have a photo shoot first thing tomorrow morning and I am dead tired. I accomplished a lot of stuff today. Errands, paid my bills, went to the supermarket to buy lettuce leaves, a shitload of green tea and 10 bottles of coke light (that’s my new diet now), went to the Peninsula Hotel for high tea, had dinner at a Japanese restaurant. I’ll play pictionary/camwhore in about 7-8 hours.
Here’s something to keep you hanging…
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Kiss Me (Again)
You have to watch this video. This faggot’s faggotry got blueballed by his… mom! This is worse than having a female sibling see you try her clothes or a parent catch you jerk off.
Watch it. You’ll thank me for it.
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Backpacking Pros and Cons
Bryanboy Loves MICHAEL KORS
Michael oh Michael, is that you darling, who is visiting my website? Send me free clothes and accessories dammit! Hahahaha I’m kidding. I wish we’ve got Michael Kors here in the third world. You make the best coats and the best furs and the best damn turtlenecks ever!
More after the jump…
Backpacker Culture vs Bryanboy Culture
My oh my. I must have received at least 80 emails (84 emails to be exact) in the past few hours telling me **NOT** to go backpacking. Jesse from San Diego was "disgusted with the whole idea of backpacking" and I’m just putting myself "at risk".
Hmmm. The more people who tell me NOT to go backpacking the more I want to do it. I don’t know why y’all hate the thought. I mean, surely it can’t be THAT bad. I’ll let the following pictionary speak for itself. I found a shitload of backpacker pictures online and I’ll compare them to some of my old travel pictures.
For instance, meet Han of Singapore. Han is 24 years old and he’s currently finishing his law degree. He went backpacking to a lot of places all over the world. Here’s a photo of him in Turkey.
The biggest pictionary EVAR is waiting for you after the jump. If you’re on dialup, don’t click the link below because this post is overloaded with photos.
Stupid Question: Bryanboy = Backpacker?
I know this is a ridiculously stupid question because I’ve never "roughed it up" or gone "backpacking" before… but can I go "backpacking" with an LV trunk? I don’t have a real, real backpack like those hideous 5-foot high nylon-and-mesh bullcrap that a lot of young Brits and Australians seem to carry.
The Bryanboy Camel Pic: For some strange reason, many people all over the world LOVE this photo. I want to have another "kodak moment", this time, with another animal, like an elephant, tiger or orangutan. Click here to read the camel picture story.
I chatted to my Mexican buddy yesterday. I asked him the LV question and his reply was: "…………… no comment". I brought this whole backpacking subject to him a few months back and he told me I have to ditch biz/first class tickets, hotel suites and designer luggage if I’m really serious about backpacking.
Even one of my Brit friends told me it’s nice to keep things "REAL" by travelling via land (i.e. trains, buses, etc), stay at "youth" hostels, etc. The ocassional splurge is allowed, i.e. a fancy meal at a fabulous restaurant or the odd shopping here and there… but nothing outrageously excessive.
It all sounds appalling AND appealing at the same time. But when you think about it, maybe he’s right.
Dreamhost is DOWN
It appears that my fucking webhost provider, Dreamhost, is currently experiencing some outage so some of the graphics and images on this website may not show up. I apologize for the inconvenience and I hope that you visit my site again soon.
THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES AT DREAMHOST SHOULD DIE!
By the meantime, take a look at eLuxury’s latest offerings…
… or apply for a (first-year FREE) American Express card. I bet you a million dollars you’ll be approved. I PROMSE!
Or… you can also join eBay, where you can buy or sell all sorts of shit…
… such as designers bags that you can borrow (yes, borrow!) from Bag Borrow or Steal
… and DVDs from Netflix!
Failing that, let’s all take up Pilates!
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