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2:13 am

Do you look like your own genitals?

15/08/2006, Fun

Do you look like your own genitals?


Bryanboy’s note: this is absolutely hilarious. I thought I’d pass it to everyone.

I was at a dinner party the other day, when the hostess suddenly clapped her hands together loudly and said “Right my darlings, it’s time to play a game!

She then opened an A4 folder and began to pass around some photographs. “Don’t turn them over!” she said.

When one of the photographs reached me, I realised it was a picture of a woman’s cunt. Another photograph arrived and it too, was of a cunt. It then became apparent that the cunts belonged to different ladies sitting around the dinner table, and the purpose of the game was to match the cunt with the lady.

Oh my gosh, look at the bush on this one! That has GOT to be yours, Charlotte!” shrieked Penny, and we all waited with baited breath as she turned the photograph over, correctly revealing the name “Charlotte” in labia-pink felt-tip.

Golly gosh, I was right!” shrieked Penny and we all began to laugh rawkously as the wine flowed.

We quickly realised how easy it was to identify someone by just looking at their genitals: Helena’s was fat and pudgy, with pouting lips that looked miserable, and pasty pale skin – just like the features on her face! Whereas Jessica’s was puckered, small and shy, almost like a prepubescent anus, and very much a metaphor for Jessica herself!

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So… how easy do YOU think it would be to identify yourself from YOUR own genitals?

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

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10:41 am

Dumpster Cheap

14/08/2006, Shilebrities

Dumpster Cheap

I’m the last person in the world to do ‘dumpster chic’… someone please, pretty please, stop me with my Mary Kate phase before it’s too late!!!! It’s sooo fucking unhealthy.

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

[pinit]
1:00 pm

Comedy Central: Today’s Obligatory Paparazzi Shot and *GAWKERS.COM*

13/08/2006, Press Coverage

Today’s Obligatory Paparazzi Shot(s)

This time it’s furr reeeelll. It’s carpets! It’s madness! It’s carpets madness! It’s carpet madeness at Carpet Madness!

I went to the museum early yesterday afternoon and for some strange reason, the paparazzi found out I was there so off they went to snap pictures and videos of me. This is ridiculous. I neeeeed my personal space! I need to live my day to day life… how can I camwhore when there’s people following me? My gawwwwwd, it’s soo hard being me!!!! I get followed everywhere I go. It’s like, oh. my. god. Thank the good lord almighty because the ever so lovable Miss Eunice was there to take pictures of what I have to deal with most of the time. HAHAHAHHAHHA.

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More after the jump…

CONTINUE READING

[pinit]
11:02 am

Saturday Morning

12/08/2006, Current Affairs

Saturday Morning

NEWSFLASH: If you live in NEW YORK CITY, expect a shitload of I HEART BRAYNBOY stickers coming your way (shit, I can’t even spell my name properly I’m not gonna bother correcting it cause we all know I don’t proofread or spell check my shit). Anyway, half of my readers in the USA live in Manhattan and the surrounding boroughs. My minions are going to shamelessly promote my fat brown ass in the city that never sleeps. I’m on a fucking roll!!!! I can’t wait!

NEWSFLASH #2: Due to insistent public demand and for easy access (I guess you all love them), I’m gonna repost my backpacking-related posts. I must have been on crack when I wrote those entries. Click here (the BIGGEST PICTIONARY EVAR) and here (Bryanboy the backpacker).

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8:47 am

Envelope Stuffer, Guess the Nationality

12/08/2006, Press Coverage

Envelope Stuffer

I got up at 8:30 yesterday morning and spent god knows how many hours stuffing more envelopes with my super limited edition stickers. I HAD TO DO IT MYSELF CAUSE EUNICE IS BUSY RUNNING ERRANDS. I think I have a grand total of 100 or 125 envelopes. I’ve lost count. Here are several photos of some of the packets for you to look at. You can really tell I made the effort… look at all those neon pink hearts and yellow circles! Each packet is a labour of love!

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More sticker drama (and Guess the Nationality!) after the jump

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[pinit]
12:07 pm

I’ve been outgayed again!

11/08/2006, Uncategorized
 
   

 

 

     

 

      
   
Oh. my. god. I LOOOOVE this guy. I’ve been outgayed again!

HAHAHAHAHA!
               

[pinit]
3:25 pm

Save the Date: August 20, 2006

10/08/2006, Uncategorized

Save the Date: August 20, 2006

[pinit]
10:43 am

I don’t trust you. I don’t trust you at all.

10/08/2006, Press Coverage

I don’t trust you. I don’t trust you at all.

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My sticker campaign obviously backfired on me and I have to say that I’m disappointed. Extremely disappointed. In the past three (3) days, I received a staggering 3,387 free sticker requests from people around the world.

Be sure to read the entire entry after the jump.

CONTINUE READING

[pinit]
9:35 am

Protected: Camwhore Central: My mouth is terrible but I’m fucking fantastic.

09/08/2006, Bryanboy.com, Current Affairs, Food and Drink, Health, Manila, Press Coverage

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12:26 am

Who needs love when half of the world loves me?

09/08/2006, Press Coverage

Who needs love when half of the world loves me?

It’s 12:28AM and I’m too knackered to blog. I had back-to-back meetings yesterday and I have another meeting tomorrow… I mean today… in about 10 hours. I’m gonna get some serious shuteye and then I’ll update my blog. Sorry bitches but my vagina is temporarily under renovation.

Who needs your love when half of the world loves me? Last time I’ve checked, you’re a NOBODY. Why become a big fish in such a small pond when you can be a pregnant sperm whale smacked right in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

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Guilty as charged! Now you know why I am soo fucking fat… All I do is stuff my face full with sausages.

If you’re anorexic and you know it clap your hands. *clap clap*
If you’re an attention whore like me you clap your hands. *clap clap*
If you have many people "loving you", many people senidng pics, if you have fans and you love them too you clap your hands. *clap clap*

More ludicrous nonsense first thing tomorrow morning when I wake up.

[pinit]