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12:14 am

The song every trannie should sing to a straight man.

10/09/2006, Music

Nothing in this world

I have the best song EVAR!!!! I have this track on autoplay and I must have heard it like 3,613 times now.

This is THE song every fuckin trannie (or faggot) should sing to a straight man when they’re both drunk so he can get inside his pants.

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3:02 pm

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09/09/2006, Scandinavia

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4:19 am

Somebody got arrested last night…

08/09/2006, Uncategorized

Somebody got arrested last night…

Gotta love DUI hahahaha! I really don’t get it. Why oh why do people like her don’t have drivers? Third world bastards can easily put a bitch like that to shame… everyone I know has a fuckin driver!!!

I’ll spank your butt cheeks (and give you an oreo cookie) if you are able to guess who got served last night.

More after the jump…

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12:00 pm

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06/09/2006, Random Cheesemax

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4:50 am

Internal Revenue Service + Kate Moss for Agent Provocateur

06/09/2006, Uncategorized

Internal Revenue Service

Calling the attention of all Americans out there.

This is where your tax dollars go to: representatives of the Internal Revenue Service searching for "espadrilles" on google and browsing my website.

Gotta love Uncle Sam! hahaha!

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4:34 am

Narcisse by Bryanbetch

06/09/2006, Uncategorized

Narcisse by Bryanbetch

090606_mauricio_1Mauricio: what u up to?
Bryanboy: I’m bored. I’m connecting tags on my pieces. Wanna see my tags?
Mauricio: Yes.
Mauricio: did you do the big is beautiful post?
Bryanboy: not yet. the plastic tags are about as big and as thick as a credit card. think designer authenticity cards or hotel keys
Mauricio: those look more expensive than your pieces. LOL.
Mauricio: kidding.

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8:03 am

Hahahaha! This is why I love Perez Hilton.

05/09/2006, Shilebrities

It’s Déjà Vu all over again!

I just love Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr. aka Perez Hilton. What happened to him recently smells like what happened to me earlier this year. The difference is, he’s got balls and I don’t; his was deliberate and mine was one heck of an embarassing accident.

Say Cheeeeeezzzzzeeeee


Photo credit: Perez Hilton

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5:12 am

Reason #4,610 why you should love Sweden: Tina gör kola

05/09/2006, Fun

Tina gör kola

Gorgeous Swedish guys aside, here’s another reason why I love Swedes.

Someone pass the silver platter betch!

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PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

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7:55 am

Corrupting Asian Maggots

04/09/2006, Fan Art

Corrupting Asian Maggots

I need to get over this stupid bout of depression so I’m gonna plaster photographic evidence of me corrupting asian kids, one fucking chink brown person flip sucky sucky 5 dolla person ricer at a time. From Malaysia and Singapore to Indonesia, Thailand and Las Islas Filipinas, all you rice-eating bastards should get down on your knees and give me all of your money as if I’m the golden calf.

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Also, I’d like to take this opportunity to tell everyone out there that there is NO Bryanboy in Singapore. I’ve been receiving reports that there’s some faggot rugby player out there using my name. I repeat, there is ***NO*** Bryanboy in Singapore. I’m the only Bryanboy out there. I’m gonna borrow some American redneck’s shotgun and shoot you in the eyesockets if I see you using my name. I mean for god’s sake if you’re gonna use my name PLEASE FOR FUCK’S SAKE USE IT IN VAIN.

I’m flattered though… *wink wink*

Anyway, if you guys are able to guess the nationality of ALL these Asian mother fuckers correctly, I’m gonna send you a free "I *heart* Bryanboy" sticker in the mail.

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6:51 am

I fucking hate Filipinos.

04/09/2006, Philippines

090406_jollibeeAnything that you say is beneath me.

I love the Philippines. I really do. There’s no other place in this planet where someone on a budget can live like a king. Cigarettes are less than a dollar (it doesn’t matter whether it’s US, Australian, Canadian, New Zealand or heck, even "China dollar", which a former presidential candidate once said… yes, we’ve got a shitload of lunatic presidential candidates) and booze is fucking cheap. People all over the world flock this shithole to get drunk, fuck some cheap pussy and of course, catch the gift that keeps on giving. 

There’s a thousand and one reasons why I love this country. Like Jollibee. God knows how many times I molested the bee without him paying for me. Someone should start some sort of a petition to get Jollibee to pay me a shitload of money. I’ve spent far too much cash on their chains and Jollibee is the reason why I’m clinically obese. We all know Jollibee Chickenjoy is heaven in a cardboard box.

Unfortunately with every 1001 good things I love there are 575 shitty things I hate about this country. One of them are Filipinos in general. It’s gonna take 10 years for me to create a list why I fucking hate citizens of the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives so I made a little random "stop it" list instead.

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