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5:16 pm

If you’re Swedish and you’re gay you clap your hands…

24/09/2006, Uncategorized

If you’re Swedish and you’re a runkbög you clap your hands… *clap* *clap*

I found a lovely website called Resedagboken and I think it’s hilarious! The internet is amazing. Really amazing. I learn something new everyday. You better give me A+ (for effort) because your language is so god damn hard. I’m not even gonna bother translating this English – I’m gonna get murdered!!! God forbid those vikings force feed me some kottbullar and then get a bunch of polar bears rape my fat third world ass for being such a bad person. LOL. It’s all clean fun though. *wink wink* Please feel free to pass this blog entry to every Swedish person that you know. Hahahaha!

Are you ready?

Titta på de slynorna som poserar som små terrorister. Walk like an egytptian era jävla bögar.

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8:04 pm

Protected: Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax

22/09/2006, Random Cheesemax

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10:32 pm

I have a secret to share.

18/09/2006, Health

I have a secret to share.

Remember how I bought that appetite supressant last week? Well, I’ve been taking those pills religiously for the past 5 days (Reductil 15 mg x 1 pill a day helps my appetite go away) and so far, I’m doing good. Here’s what my typical meal looks like.

I have an eating disorder. I’m kidding!

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1:24 am

OMFG. Meet Remi Bakkar

18/09/2006, Uncategorized

OMFG. Meet Remi Bakkar

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG *hyperventilates* I WANT A FRENCH ARAB BOY TOY OF MY OWN!!!!!!

Imagine getting fucked by that young person while both of you are tumbling and flying high up in the air.

More of Remi Bakkar coming up…

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2:41 pm

Protected: DEATH BY PICTIONARY (PART 1): Oooaaahhh Freak out! Le Freak, C’est Chic

16/09/2006, Current Affairs

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10:26 pm

BALL-BREAKING 6 PAGES: THAT’S WHAT I CALL VOLUME!

15/09/2006, Press Coverage

BALL-BREAKING 6 PAGES: THAT’S WHAT I CALL VOLUME!

Bryanboy’s note: the show must go on. Just because my current webhost provider isn’t being cooperative it doesn’t mean the fun should be placed on hold. Apparently it will take longer than 4 hours to upgrade my server because it has to do something with DNS propagation and all that bullshit. *sigh* I just wish there’s someone out there who can handle my levels of traffic (over 800GB of bandwidth per month) for FREE a super super low cost. All those "unmetered bandwidth" providers are bullshitting you. I hate "bait and switch" misleading bitches. I should’ve read the Terms & Conditions of my current webhost THOROUGHLY. Oh well. I’ll upload my files to FLICKR for now. Again, I apologize if some of the graphics on my site aren’t working. Shit — I shouldn’t be apologizing at all. You’re reading my site for free!!!! Fucking freeloading maggots. I hate you! Now is the right time to do THIS. Hahaha *wink*

Anyway… lookie lookie at what I got in the mail earlier today.

091506_volume001

Oooooh!!!! I opened the envelope as if I’m a trembling socialite with a huge bag of coke.

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8:03 pm

I HATE MY WEBHOST PROVIDER

15/09/2006, Uncategorized

I HATE MY WEBHOST PROVIDER

THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! I HATE MY WEBHOST PROVIDER. THE GRAPHICS ARE DOWN AGAIN BECAUSE MY SITE IS USING "TOO MUCH RESOURCES". WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS.

I UPGRADED MY ACCOUNT TO A "HIGHER" PLAN SO HOPEFULLY IN A FEW HOURS IT WILL BE BACK UP.

THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. I AM SOOOO FUCKING PISSED CONSIDERING I HAVE LOTS OF STUFF TO SHARE TO YOU ALL.

I apologize for the inconvenience.

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

PPSS. I’m gonna shop around for another webhost. God. IT REALLY IS A PAIN TO SWITCH BETWEEN WEBHOST PROVIDERS. I FUCKING HATE IT!

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10:30 am

What’s Inside Your Handbag?

15/09/2006, Press Coverage

What’s Inside Your Handbag?

Hey maggots… I’ve been updating my neglected child, InsideMyBag over the past few days. I thought I’d shamelessly promote my little baby on this blog.

Believe it or not, your handbag can tell a lot about you. It offers a peek to one’s identity, their lifestyle, their personality and their personal taste.


Photo credit: America’s Next Top Mess

Have you ever wondered what’s inside someone’s bag? Inside each and every bag lies a treasure trove of all sorts: designer wallets, expensive make up, jewelry, trinkets, the latest cellphones and gadgets. Some bags even hide prima facie evidence of one’s sins: chocolate or candy wrappers, tissue stained with all forms of bodily excretion, illegal substances and weapons of mass destruction.

Visit http://www.insidemybag.com today!

Submissions wanted: please, please feel free to take photos of your bag guts and email them to: insidemybag@gmail.com. It doesn’t matter whether your handbag came from Goyard or Valextra, H&M or Topshop. Just take a photo god dammit! Oh and if you have a website or a blog, I’d appreciate if you promote my little baby to the rest of the world. From now on, I promise I’ll update that website EVERY DAY unless I catch some STD like crabs or herpes.

Speaking of STDs, I’ll suck your cock for free if you DIGG *this piece*… if you’re female, I’ll give you a Hello Kitty vibrator for the favour.

I have a photo shoot to attend this afternoon and I promise I’ll update when I get back.

I love you all! Email me and tell me you love me: bryanboy@gmail.com.

Baboosh_3

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5:21 pm

This is the story of your life.

14/09/2006, Uncategorized

This is the story of your life.

Hahaha!

Baboosh_3

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8:19 pm

Pink, Dilemma, Fear and Non-fat Yoghurt

13/09/2006, Current Affairs

Pink, Dilemma, Fear and Non-fat Yoghurt

Before we continue with today’s post, let me say hi to all the girls at Dutch Elle. I love you all! Thanks for crashing my website several times in the past 2 days. Hahaha!

Wearing a pale-coloured top in this third world shithole is no easy feat when you’re a sweaty betty like me and Mischa B. Yesterday afternoon was an exception. It was beautiful — not too hot and not too sticky. It’s amazing how I managed to roam around the block without a single sweat mark on my clothes.

I’ve been living in a cocoon for far too long and it’s been quite awhile since I last ran some errands. There’s a lot of things on my "to-do" list so I thought I’d go out for some fresh air. To celebrate the occassion, I thought it would be appropriate to wear pink.

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