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8:19 pm

Pink, Dilemma, Fear and Non-fat Yoghurt

13/09/2006, Current Affairs

Pink, Dilemma, Fear and Non-fat Yoghurt

Before we continue with today’s post, let me say hi to all the girls at Dutch Elle. I love you all! Thanks for crashing my website several times in the past 2 days. Hahaha!

Wearing a pale-coloured top in this third world shithole is no easy feat when you’re a sweaty betty like me and Mischa B. Yesterday afternoon was an exception. It was beautiful — not too hot and not too sticky. It’s amazing how I managed to roam around the block without a single sweat mark on my clothes.

I’ve been living in a cocoon for far too long and it’s been quite awhile since I last ran some errands. There’s a lot of things on my "to-do" list so I thought I’d go out for some fresh air. To celebrate the occassion, I thought it would be appropriate to wear pink.

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8:18 pm

Viva Shanghai!

13/09/2006, Press Coverage

Viva Shanghai!

I have absolutely no idea what all of this stuff means in English but I’m happy to share that I got published in Viva Shanghai. I know for a fact that there’s over 1 Billion superfabulous Chinese people out there — can anyone please give me a jist of the below? Ni hao Ni ni ni hao chung chang ching chong fa loong gong ni hao sawadee khap lang kwai fong etc. Cheers thanks very much!

Woohoo!!! Bryanboy loves VIVA!

Keep the faggotry alive! Geography is no boundary when it comes to Bryanboy’s faggotry! WHO DO I HAVE TO BLOW AROUND HERE? If you are a member of the press (TV/magazine/newspaper/radio/website/whatever, heck, I’ll even do company newsletters!) and would like to interview or feature my third world fat ass, email bryanboy@gmail.com AND bryan@bryanboy.com today.

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3:45 pm

Mail Call!

13/09/2006, Fans

Mail Call!

In this day and age of technology, snail mail is becoming extinct. I can’t even remember the last time I got a card/letter/postcard in the mail so imagine the joy… my maid went to the Post Office earlier this morning to see if I have any fabulous postcards or letters from faraway places and it turns out I received one, just one piece of mail. I’m not complainin… at least I got one!!!! HAHAHA!

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Kim from San Bernardino, CA sent me a lovely letter along with a sticker AND magazine tear-out with my favourite thinspiration, Nicole Richie. The post office received my yesterday, judging on the stamp at the back of the envelope. Kim, thanks for popping my PO box cherry! I love, love, love, love, love you!

Me being bombarded with tons of fan mail? Are you kidding me? Your letter is the first (and only) one I got hahaha! People are too fucking lazy these days or I’m just not worthy of their love and undivided attention. There’s a shitload of people out there who promised me to do a lot of shit but there’s not much I can do. Beggars can’t be choosers. :(

HEY MOTHER FUCKERS IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO SEND ME POSTCARDS OR LETTERS. SEND ME SOMETHING! SEND ME A DEAD RAT! SEND ME A RACCOON! SEND ME A FENDI HANDBAG!

Bryanboy.com – MCPO BOX 2044, Makati City 1250 Philippines

I love you all!

Baboosh_3

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8:08 pm

URGENT – PLEASE READ

12/09/2006, Uncategorized

URGENT – PLEASE READ

I apologize for all the server problems in the past 48 hours. I’ve reached my bandwidth quota (again, for the umpteenth time) and I’m currently working with my webhost provider in the USA. I guess this is what happens if you get an avalanche of Dutch girls (Hello Elle Magazine Girls!!!) visit your site in the past 2 days. Hahaha!

Give me a few hours and all the graphics should be up and running in no time.

Thanks for your patience.

Baboosh_3

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6:00 pm

Fat Thighs

11/09/2006, Friendships

Fat Thighs

Set this in stone. I will never, ever wear tights again. EVER! I have no idea what went inside my head but I took my green tights yesterday for a quick spin around the city.

A friend and I fought awhile back because she won’t stop nagging at me after telling her to piss off because I didn’t want to talk about my problems. She kept bugging me about what’s wrong, why are things blah blah blah and all that bullshit. At that time, all I wanted is a tiny moment of silence because I was depressed and exhausted. The more I think about my problems, let alone talk, the more harassed and pissed I get.

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2:27 pm

Mischa Barton. Sweaty Pits.

11/09/2006, Shilebrities

Mischa Barton. Sweaty Pits.

OMG She’s Human! Sweaty betties of the world unite! Hahahaha!

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More pictures of Mischa Barton and her armpit problem after the jump

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12:14 am

The song every trannie should sing to a straight man.

10/09/2006, Music

Nothing in this world

I have the best song EVAR!!!! I have this track on autoplay and I must have heard it like 3,613 times now.

This is THE song every fuckin trannie (or faggot) should sing to a straight man when they’re both drunk so he can get inside his pants.

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3:02 pm

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09/09/2006, Scandinavia

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4:19 am

Somebody got arrested last night…

08/09/2006, Uncategorized

Somebody got arrested last night…

Gotta love DUI hahahaha! I really don’t get it. Why oh why do people like her don’t have drivers? Third world bastards can easily put a bitch like that to shame… everyone I know has a fuckin driver!!!

I’ll spank your butt cheeks (and give you an oreo cookie) if you are able to guess who got served last night.

More after the jump…

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12:00 pm

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06/09/2006, Random Cheesemax

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