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9:53 am

Are you attracted to Asian guys?

22/10/2006, Uncategorized

Are you attracted to Asian guys?

Are you attracted to slightly fried Vienna sausages? I’m kidding.

A friend from the UK told me to download the "Feast of Fools" podcast (which is the iTunes #1 gay podcast) and boy I was in for a shock. Hahaha! Someone named "Aiko" from the Philippines asked if Amanda’s attracted to Asian guys. I don’t know whether "Aiko" sent my website saying it’s "his/hers" but whatever. LOL.

"Oh my gawwwwwd!" "Is that him?" "I think so. He’s wearing a blond wig." "I like the blond wig.

"IS THAT HIMMMMMMMM?"

I AM NOT A GREAT DRAG QUEEN AND I DO NOT HAVE "A LOT" OF DRAG QUEEN FRIENDS!! I don’t even know a drag queen!! heck, I don’t even HAVE FRIENDS! Hahahaha! Let’s just say I’m the third (and fatter) Olsen. That’s all!

Visit the Feast of Fools website and download podcast #411. It’s FUCKING hilarious and I love them.

Proper update coming soon.

Baboosh_3

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PPSS. I WANNA BE A NEUROTIC, PILL-POPPING HOLLYWOOD GRAND DIVA too! Hahaha! Really, y’all have to download their podcasts. Amazing. Fucking amazing! Bryanboy approves!

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5:29 pm

Protected: Come back, Elyse Sewell!

21/10/2006, Fashion

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9:04 am

Tiffany & Co., Bracelets and Excess

21/10/2006, Current Affairs

Tiffany & Co.

I’m really sorry but I just can’t sleep at all. I went to the Tiffany & Co. website last night after watching Breakfast at Tiffany’s for the nth time and I cannot seem to take my mind off the following items. Aren’t they beeeeeeyooootiful?

Aren’t they nice? I’d love to wear them all at the same time! Someone buy em for me haha!

CONTINUE READING

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7:10 pm

When Chic Hits The Fan: Houston, We Have A Problem.

20/10/2006, Uncategorized

102006_gardenWhen Chic Hits The Fan: Houston, We Have A Problem.

The internet never ceases to amaze me. How on earth is it possible for a grown man with a BS in Horticulture (horti-what-now?) and his wife, be the most homophobic couple in Houston, Texas? Click here to find out.

In Sabrina’s own words: "I am appreciative of your time on the phone today and glad you contacted us. I need to tell you that we cannot meet with you because we choose not to work for homosexuals.

Best of luck in finding someone else to fill your landscaping needs."

Right.

Watch the drama unfold on their discussion forums. I see lots of stuff flying all over the place, from bible verses to driver’s license numbers. This is WAYYYY better than your daily soap!!!

My $0.02: that fat child in car crash lime green is cursed for life.

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

PPSS. If you’re in Manila, be sure to visit the Ground Floor of the ITC Building on Buendia/Reposo tomorrow because Prestige Brands is having a fragrance sale!

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8:14 am

Third world madness

20/10/2006, Uncategorized

Third world madness

Will someone please confirm whether this is true or not? I’ve kept my mouth shut over the past few days but I keep on hearing from a lot of people that he’s running for MAYOR of MANILA next year. You read that right and no, you’re not hallucinating. His name is Borgy Manotoc and he’s no other than Imelda Marcos’ grandson.YES!!!! Good ol icon of all things Imeldific and 300 million pairs of shoes galore.

Riiiiiiight.

Please tell me this is just one heck of a publicity stunt… or something. I’ve never had a conversation with him so I don’t know what he’s like for real but I met his girlfriend a few times before and she’s really nice… and pretty, too. And tall. And skinnier than me. Ugh. Some got it really lucky. Hahaha.

I can’t, I just can’t (especially since I’ve seen him, tight Y-fronts and crotch galore on a shitload of billboards in the past) for the life of god, imagine him as a mayor though. Best wishes if he’s really running for public office. I hope he’s only doing this for the sake of starving brown children and the unemployed.

Welcome to the third world!

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

PPSS. Good morning to you too, Daniel.

PPPSSS. With the elections coming up (heck, I don’t even know when that would be and frankly, I don’t give a shit cause I’m not even registered to vote and I’m 47 years old) and in the spirit of third world insanity, I am now officially gonna make my blog available as an advertising platform for political candidates. Just send me suitcases full of cold hard cash and I’ll say LOTS of NICE things about you and I’ll tell people you’re not corrupt and such.

Ugh. I need new shoes.

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4:38 am

Spermafyllda Rövar

20/10/2006, Uncategorized

Spermafyllda Rövar

Well… you learn something new everyday. That’s all I can say.

I made the phone company extremely rich yesterday morning because I drunk-dialled/txtd random people once again. I could barely remember what happened after 3AM though I know I must have spent an hour talking to one of my friends in Stockholm (of all places) before sleeping.

I got up at 11:30 yesterday with nothing but my undies on, a hangover, a cigarette burn on my arm, oh, and two bruises on my leg and my knee.

Bad habits NEVER die. I don’t know why I’m subjecting myself to such crap. I swear to god, I’m really too old for this shit. Ever seen the movie "28 Days" with Sandra Bullock? That’s the story of my life right there… before she went to rehab, that is.

CONTINUE READING

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4:49 pm

I’M SOOO FUCKING PISSED.

18/10/2006, Art, Current Affairs

I’M SOOO FUCKING PISSED.

You read that right.

It’s not every day I dream of something. The last time I had a dream was back in 1942 and it involved Valentino and his yacht as well as those silly little amphetamine pills they prescribe for children with ADD.

CONTINUE READING

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6:35 am

Because I’m worth it.

17/10/2006, Press Coverage

Because I’m worth it.

What a nightmare! LOL.

Long-time Bryanboy.com reader D.H. from the UK sent in this newspaper clipping from The Guardian (UK) dated August 12, 2006. Even in times of terror, the world can see my lovely pose.

Stay tuned.

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3:50 pm

Back to Brunette + Judge Bryanboy!

16/10/2006, Current Affairs

Back to Brunette

Blondes have more fun but brunettes always remember what happened last night.

Jesus. This third-world weather is killing me! Where’s that so-called cool "ber" (Sept/Oct/Nov/Dec) breeze? It’s mid-October already and it’s still FUCKING hot. *sigh*

CONTINUE READING

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1:37 pm

Salvation!

16/10/2006, Uncategorized

Salvation!

Just a friendly reminder from your planet earth’s favourite third world fag — if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual or anyone really who likes to get shitfaced and dance till dawn, go to the Salvation party on October 27, 2006 at the Philippine Trade Training Center. This event is brought to you by the fabulous folks at Circuit Asia.

Regular programming to resume shortly with lots of pics…

Baboosh_3

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