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4:38 am

Spermafyllda Rövar

20/10/2006, Uncategorized

Spermafyllda Rövar

Well… you learn something new everyday. That’s all I can say.

I made the phone company extremely rich yesterday morning because I drunk-dialled/txtd random people once again. I could barely remember what happened after 3AM though I know I must have spent an hour talking to one of my friends in Stockholm (of all places) before sleeping.

I got up at 11:30 yesterday with nothing but my undies on, a hangover, a cigarette burn on my arm, oh, and two bruises on my leg and my knee.

Bad habits NEVER die. I don’t know why I’m subjecting myself to such crap. I swear to god, I’m really too old for this shit. Ever seen the movie "28 Days" with Sandra Bullock? That’s the story of my life right there… before she went to rehab, that is.

CONTINUE READING

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4:49 pm

I’M SOOO FUCKING PISSED.

18/10/2006, Art, Current Affairs

I’M SOOO FUCKING PISSED.

You read that right.

It’s not every day I dream of something. The last time I had a dream was back in 1942 and it involved Valentino and his yacht as well as those silly little amphetamine pills they prescribe for children with ADD.

CONTINUE READING

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6:35 am

Because I’m worth it.

17/10/2006, Press Coverage

Because I’m worth it.

What a nightmare! LOL.

Long-time Bryanboy.com reader D.H. from the UK sent in this newspaper clipping from The Guardian (UK) dated August 12, 2006. Even in times of terror, the world can see my lovely pose.

Stay tuned.

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3:50 pm

Back to Brunette + Judge Bryanboy!

16/10/2006, Current Affairs

Back to Brunette

Blondes have more fun but brunettes always remember what happened last night.

Jesus. This third-world weather is killing me! Where’s that so-called cool "ber" (Sept/Oct/Nov/Dec) breeze? It’s mid-October already and it’s still FUCKING hot. *sigh*

CONTINUE READING

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1:37 pm

Salvation!

16/10/2006, Uncategorized

Salvation!

Just a friendly reminder from your planet earth’s favourite third world fag — if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual or anyone really who likes to get shitfaced and dance till dawn, go to the Salvation party on October 27, 2006 at the Philippine Trade Training Center. This event is brought to you by the fabulous folks at Circuit Asia.

Regular programming to resume shortly with lots of pics…

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

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10:47 am

Faggotry in Motion #005

15/10/2006, Videos

Faggotry in Motion #005

Behind every photo that you see on my site is a stupid person who doesn’t know how to operate a camera. Hahaha! This is what happens when you try to take a still photo but you’ve got your camera on video mode.

Interesting, huh?

BTW, I’ve been blogging for two fucking years and I haven’t received ANY award of some sort. Maybe it’s because of the fact that I don’t really give a shit on these stupid award bollocks. Well… I do now… NOMINATE ME PLEASE ON THIS YEAR’S GAY BLOGGIES!! What categories am I after? Well, all of them really — Best Personality, Best Humor, Weblog of the Year, Best Asian Blog, Miss Congeniality, Best blowjob given by a minor, Best bareback asian bottom, Best ass to be felched by 365 gay guys (356 on a leap year). JUST FUCKING NOMINATE ME!!! You only have until October 17 so do it NOW! NOMINATE ME NOW! I’LL SUCK YOUR COCK AND I’LL LET YOU CUM INSIDE MY ASS IF YOU DO IT.


http://www.gaybloggies.com

I love you all!

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

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6:12 pm

Blond boys have more fun + Postcard from Paris

13/10/2006, Bryanboy.com, Current Affairs, Fan Art, Fashion

Blond boys have more fun

Yes, you read that right. No, you’re not hallucinating.

I’m sooo depressed I thought I’d scare the shit out of people at the mall.

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7:33 am

Caption This

13/10/2006, Uncategorized

Caption This

Good morning maggots! Someone sent me a message on MySpace saying I’ve got an imposter… I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. All I can say is… keep the faggotry alive! Hahaha!

Reminds me of the time I went on holiday about 5 years ago in Indonesia and some Frenchman kept feeling my legs when I was dancing on the ledge of some club. He wanted to see if I have leg hair or not cause he couldn’t figure out whether I was a boy or a girl. When I went to the bar to get a drink, bitch had the nerve to question whether my yellow Hermes belt was faux or real cause I was the only one with Hermes at the club. I don’t even know why people bother with incessant shit talk when we both know we’ll only end up with my mouth on his crotch and his crotch on my ass a couple of hours later.

Proper update coming soon.

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6:23 am

Sniggering Porters

12/10/2006, Fans

Sniggering Porters

Philippine postal system is clearly the epitome of the slow boat. Took them 2 friggin weeks for a simple letter envelope to reach the UK.

"This morning I came in to work to find the porters on the front desk sniggering. Bryanboy sent me some stickers, but on the envelope he liberally sprinkled some hearts. I did go slightly red…"
Thomas
Bristol, United Kingdom

Baboosh_3

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3:15 am

Is it September 11 once again? NYC Plane Crash – NOW!

12/10/2006, Current Affairs

Is it September 11 once again?

Breaking news from NYC:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6042306.stm
More here:  Reuters

Aircraft hits New York building

A small plane has crashed into a building in New York City. It happened on the Upper East Side of Manhattan island. TV pictures show flames coming out of the high-rise building.

Photo credit: First Coast News

Bryanboy’s note: it’s time to buy stocks!!!!!!!!!!! Buy low sell high!

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