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10:37 pm

Love is a game.. drives me insane

05/10/2006, Bryanboy.com, Current Affairs, Love Life, Paris

Love is a game.. it drives me insane

Love is a game… it drives me insane. I feel no shame and won’t take no blame.

Before I begin with my usual spiel, let me tell you that my "111" (one pill, one fruit cup and one glass of milk a day) diet didn’t work for me. It was terrible. It fucked my head up completely. I spent the entire time popping sleeping pills because I got dizzy all the time from the lack of food. That’s why I haven’t updated my blog recently. Well, that and the bollocking typhoon too.

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7:58 am

Yeah, Baby! Cheers, Thanks a lot!

05/10/2006, Uncategorized

Yeah, Baby! Cheers, Thanks a lot!

Most of you (84% of my readership to be precise) won’t understand what I’m about to post here but to those who can, saucer of milk please for table 31.

Bryanboy.com reader, Jenny B., was kind enough to email me her thoughts on one of my old entries.

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4:19 am

Glorious Gaultier!

05/10/2006, Fashion

Glorious Gaultier!

BRAVO!!!! GORGEOUS. FUCKING GORGEOUS. I LOVE IT!!!!!!! BIG IS BEAUTIFUL!!!! I FUCKING SHAT MY PANTS WHEN I SAW THIS. MAURICIO I LOVE YOU!!!!! TIME TO PURGE THOSE FIVE ALMONDS YOU HAD FOR LUNCH! I **MUST** KNOW HER NAME!!!

Thank god for Gaultier for feeding those Madrid anti-size-zero mother fuckers some much-needed cake.

I’ll update in a bit. I **PROMISE**!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m busy buying some cashmere goodies from Bluefly.

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Baboosh_3

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8:21 pm

Breaking News: BEVERLY HILLS PEOPLE I NEED YOU

03/10/2006, Press Coverage

Breaking News: BEVERLY HILLS PEOPLE I NEED YOU

100306_blondSomebody from Beverly Hills one-three-one-zero sent me a text message earlier saying I got nominated as "Most Loved and Popular Gay Guy" next to Randy Harrison of Queer as Folk at some magazine… obviously I wasn’t **THE** MOST LOVED AND POPULAR GAY GUY but whatever. What the heck, I shouldn’t be complainin… 2nd best is just as good when you’ve got this faggot as competition. Hahaha!

Edit: 8:34PM: here’s a smaller version of his photo. I’m too selfish to give tis guy some website real estate today.

I know why he won — clearly he’s thinner than me and I’m fat. I’m kidding!

I NEED YOU TO TAKE A PHOTO OF THAT MAGAZINE OR HECK, SCAN IT AND EMAIL IT TO ME. bryanboy@gmail.com and carbon copy it to bryan@bryanboy.com.

That person told me he’ll send it but my inbox is still empty. It’s late over there. I offered him sexual favours in return but he said he’s still a virgin — I think the phrase ‘Los Angeles’ speaks for itself. Bring me the head of an LA virgin and I’ll give you the pope’s red croc Pradas in return.

I NEED THAT SCAN FOR GOD’S (AND MY SANITY’S) SAKE…. I NEED TO VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE!!!!!

Baboosh_3

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9:30 am

I love each and every one of you.

03/10/2006, Fan Art

I love each and every one of you.

I honestly don’t know where to begin so I’m gonna start where I think I’m extremely good at: shameless self-promotion.

Y’all gonna have to bear with me over the next few days cause I’m not gonna publish photos of my fugly face. I literally look like a fucking tomato and I’m peeling like a mother fucker, thanks to Obagi. Also, I’m gonna get that Spanish Peel soon – I have to look flawless for THAT special occassion coming up. I’ve been practically living on Yves Saint Laurent and MAC concealer the past few months I sooo fucking need oxygen.

During my brief online "absence", a bunch of my precious sex slaves around the world sent me the following photographs. BTW, thanks for reminding me of my responsibility to entertain your sorry obese ass — y’all certainly know how to make me feel special. I’m sure there’s an envious faggot out there who will literally shit their pants when they see this blog entry.

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5:28 pm

Bad Grass Die Last.

02/10/2006, Bryanboy.com

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5:05 am

I know, I know.

27/09/2006, Uncategorized

I know, I know.

I know you’re all dying for an update but soo many things happened the past few days I don’t even know where to begin. It’s 4:58AM and I’m dead tired. I’m gonna sleep for a bit cause I’m knackered to the bone.

Expect an update in a few hours. I’m SO sorry!!!!!

You will feel the other half of my heartbeat, I’m complete. You will hear the other half of my heartbeat, that’s what I need. No I didn’t know what I was missin’… oh my baby since we’ve been kissin’. I can feel the other half of my heartbeat. Its so sweet lying here with you

Baboosh_3

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7:41 am

Paris Hilton – Nothing in this world

25/09/2006, Music

Paris Hilton – Nothing in this world

Take note of the jeans and red shoes she wore at the end of this video — they’re the same ones she wore when she got busted for DUI.

Anyway, this song goes out to you know who. This is OUR song… I mean, MY song, to you.

(Oh for god’s sake, no more games. Just fuck the shit out of me the next time we see each other. We both suck at playing hard to get.)

Come on bitches sing with me… do you know… what it’s like… when it’s wrong… but it feels so right? Nothing in this world can stop us tonight. I can do what she can do so much better. Nothing in this world can turn out the light, I’m gonna make you feel alright tonight.

Baboosh_3

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5:42 pm

You know I love you… you have SIX (6) days to win LOUIS VUITTON GOODIES!

24/09/2006, Fan Art

You know I love you…

It’s been a long time since I published pictures of your undying love…

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5:16 pm

If you’re Swedish and you’re gay you clap your hands…

24/09/2006, Uncategorized

If you’re Swedish and you’re a runkbög you clap your hands… *clap* *clap*

I found a lovely website called Resedagboken and I think it’s hilarious! The internet is amazing. Really amazing. I learn something new everyday. You better give me A+ (for effort) because your language is so god damn hard. I’m not even gonna bother translating this English – I’m gonna get murdered!!! God forbid those vikings force feed me some kottbullar and then get a bunch of polar bears rape my fat third world ass for being such a bad person. LOL. It’s all clean fun though. *wink wink* Please feel free to pass this blog entry to every Swedish person that you know. Hahahaha!

Are you ready?

Titta på de slynorna som poserar som små terrorister. Walk like an egytptian era jävla bögar.

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