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8:00 am

Inside the Day 2 Nite Lifestyle of: Christine San Diego

20/08/2006, Advertorials

Inside the Day 2 Nite Lifestyle of: Christine San Diego

Learn more about Christine after the jump…

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8:52 pm

Vivienne Westwood: Hello mother fuckers let’s fuck in the woods!

19/08/2006, Fashion

Vivienne Westwood

HOT HOT HOT! Crazy, crazy, crazy.

Vivienne Westwood should come with a fucking warning label. No wonder all those Japanese people go nuts whenever they wear Vivienne Westwood. It takes a shitload of balls and attitude in order to pull off a Westwood and/or an Anglomania piece.

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HELLO MOTHER FUCKERS! LET’S ALL FUCK IN THE WOODS!

More camwhorage after the jump. Let’s spice things up around here…

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3:36 pm

Protected: Thinspiration…

18/08/2006, Shilebrities

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9:30 am

Inside the Day 2 Nite Lifestyle of: Rovilson Fernandez

18/08/2006, Advertorials

Inside the Day 2 Nite Lifestyle of: Rovilson Fernandez

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10:55 pm

Exhausted

17/08/2006, Uncategorized

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I’m exhausted!!!! It’s Thursday already and I can’t believe the weekend is just around the corner.

My dad is right — time is definitely the ultimate luxury in this world. Why can’t I have the luxury of time? I am literally swamped with projects to the point where I don’t even have time for MYSELF.

I can’t even remember the last time I had a facial and a peel. What, two weeks ago? Oh I don’t know. My skin is seriously fucked up. I’m growing yet another acne farm and my all my nails are crappy. I also owe myself a good massage. I can’t believe I’m neglecting myself for the sake of work but there’s just so many things to do, so many commitments to fulfill and so many promises to keep.

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3:29 am

A Gift To You…

17/08/2006, Music

Karaoke_logo_1A Gift To You…

Many of you have been wondering why I haven’t published a podcast or new karaoke songs recently.

Well, it just occured to me that if I’m gonna publicize my nasty voice online, I might as well go out with a BIG bang!

I am proud to present you…. BRYANBOY KARAOKE!
http://bryanboykaraoke.blogspot.com

I’m currently recording a new track and I’ll upload it there later today. You can visit that site to download some of my previous tracks. Be sure to spread the word about my fucked-up voice AND add that URL to your bookmarks.

Let me know what you think. It’s Empire-Building-Branding-Galore-Hello-Internet-Whore at Bryanboy.com!

Tell me you love me, mother fuckers! Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

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PPSS. Big shout out to by long-time buddy, Trent of PinkisTheNewBlog as well as the fabulous fags at Queerty.com.

7:00 am

Inside the Day 2 Nite Lifestyle of: Alessandra Tinio

16/08/2006, Advertorials

Inside the Day 2 Nite Lifestyle of: Alessandra Tinio

Learn more about Alessandra after the jump…

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10:47 pm

FENDI: STOP THE FUCKING PRESS! I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!

15/08/2006, Fashion

STOP THE FUCKING PRESS! I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD I’M LITERALLY HAVING A SEIZURE AS I’M TYPING THIS ENTRY.

SOMEONE HAND ME THE DEFIBRILLATOR!

THAT’S IT. I OFFICIALLY MADE MY MARK IN FASHION. THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT FENDI LOVES BRYANBOY. 2006 IS THE INTERNATONAL YEAR OF BRYANBOY & FENDI.

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REMEMBER MY BLOG ENTRY BACK ON MAY? FIRST IT WAS THEIR SPRING/SUMMER 2006 AD CAMPAIGN WITH MY POSE… and NOW THIS.

More Fendi Love after the jump…

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7:16 pm

Community Service: Post Office, Homophobic Old Men

15/08/2006, Social Awareness

Community Service

I’m gonna dedicate this post to the cesspit of the third world I call home, aka the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives. God knows the last time I offered my services to the community but here goes.

#1 – What’s up with the Philippine Postal System? My ever so fabulous best friend/silent right hand Miss Eunice, sent another batch of 100 "I *heart* Bryanboy" sticker packets to people all over the world earlier this afternoon and the damn counter bitch at the Alabang Post Office didn’t issue a receipt! This is the 2nd time it happened. Fuck me bad once, shame on you, fuck me bad twice shame on the government!

According to Miss Eunice, she gave all the envelopes to the counter bitch, who then weighed each and every one of them before letting it pass through the franking machine. The postal lady gave Miss Eunice a total figure, which she obviously paid.

Anyway, I specifically told Eunice to ASK FOR A RECEIPT this time because she didn’t get one the last time. I know postage costs vary depending on the destination and the weight of each envelope. I have absolutely NO idea how the receipt system works at Post Office but I know in the USA, everything is computerized and you get a receipt with EACH item listed, destinations, amounts and all.

When the lady gave Miss Eunice her change, Eunice asked the counter bitch for a receipt. The lady then told her "we don’t issue receipts."

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2:13 am

Do you look like your own genitals?

15/08/2006, Fun

Do you look like your own genitals?


Bryanboy’s note: this is absolutely hilarious. I thought I’d pass it to everyone.

I was at a dinner party the other day, when the hostess suddenly clapped her hands together loudly and said “Right my darlings, it’s time to play a game!

She then opened an A4 folder and began to pass around some photographs. “Don’t turn them over!” she said.

When one of the photographs reached me, I realised it was a picture of a woman’s cunt. Another photograph arrived and it too, was of a cunt. It then became apparent that the cunts belonged to different ladies sitting around the dinner table, and the purpose of the game was to match the cunt with the lady.

Oh my gosh, look at the bush on this one! That has GOT to be yours, Charlotte!” shrieked Penny, and we all waited with baited breath as she turned the photograph over, correctly revealing the name “Charlotte” in labia-pink felt-tip.

Golly gosh, I was right!” shrieked Penny and we all began to laugh rawkously as the wine flowed.

We quickly realised how easy it was to identify someone by just looking at their genitals: Helena’s was fat and pudgy, with pouting lips that looked miserable, and pasty pale skin – just like the features on her face! Whereas Jessica’s was puckered, small and shy, almost like a prepubescent anus, and very much a metaphor for Jessica herself!

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So… how easy do YOU think it would be to identify yourself from YOUR own genitals?

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