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The Coolest Geriatric in the World

The Coolest Geriatric in the World

KA-POW!

I have no words.

Roman Abramovich's $47,221 Lunch Tab at Nello's

Roman Abramovich's $47,221 Lunch at Nello's, NY

This is what Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich's lunch tab looks like.

Apparently there were 6 people in the said lunch though some said there were 10.

Roman also paid an additional $5,000 tip on top of the 20% automatic gratuity...

Fascinating, how the billionaires eat and live.

Sometimes I feel like I'm in the wrong line of work. I want to save money to go to the shows again next season. Perhaps I should consider waitressing?

Not in the third world, I guess. 

luch tab via tmz

Plastic Surgery & Liposuction Prices in Thailand

Plastic Surgery & Liposuction Prices in Thailand

US$625 for liposuction? Count me in! Check out this newspaper ad by Pratunam Karnphet, one of the plastic surgery clinics in Bangkok.

Who wants to go there? I could do with a tummy, back and upper thigh liposuction.

photo credit: yvan rodic

Anna Worshipper Part 3

Anna Worshipper Part 3

There's more where these came from. I don't think the fash pack had seen anything like this before. I'm talking about Chris Crocker/Britney Spears levels here.

Get ready for Anna Wintour's biggest fan! Visit http://kasmslo.blogspot.com.

photo credit: kasmslo

Anna Worshipper Part 2

Anna Worshipper Part 2

Going to extremes...

Manolo is dat chu?

I'm about to pass out from too much laughing, sorry.

Wow. Just wow. I honestly don't know what to say.

photo credit: kasmslo via fashin

Anna Worshipper

Anna Worshipper

There I was thinking I'm a weirdo for loving Sally Singer, Aliona Doletskaya and Carine Roitfeld. But this, this my dear readers is something else. Ladies and gentlegays, meet Kate.

Now this is what I call TRUFASHINDEDICATION.

And Emily?

That's all.

photo credit: kasmslo via fashin

Why I love Sweden

Why I love Sweden

Reason #1,709,873 why I love Sweden

Meanwhile, they should make it FUN to stop the influence of the Catholic Church in the Philippines.

New York Times na yan ha, mahiya naman kayo dahil puro bad news nalang ang galing sa bansa natin.

Just sayin'.

Biggest Freak of Your Life

Biggest Freak of Your Life

Oh my nerves. Oh my poor, poor hemorrhoids flaring up from too much laughter.

You're welcome.

Herbivore Men in Japan

Herbivore Men in Japan

Man I love Japan!!! Is this what they call them nancy boys with the effeminate touch? Herbivore men?

From CNN:

They are young, earn little and spend little, and take a keen interest in fashion and personal appearance -- meet the "herbivore men" of Japan.

Typically, "herbivore men" are in their 20s and 30s, and believe that friendship without sex can exist between men and women, Fukasawa said.

Watch this video. First one to spot the Margiela t-shirt shall win a kiss from me on the cheek and an oreo cookie.

If these boys are ONLY interested in personal appearance and NOT interested in sex or money, what does that make me, someone who is interested in ALL three, you know, a sleazy internet perv who wants you to show da cashmoney to buy a boatload of bags and clothes and hats and shoes and gloves?

Just sayin'.

PS. I bet you most of those herbivorous men log on to Superfuture...

photo via google

Chinese Woman in Shanghai Car Tantrum Video

Shanghai Woman Car Tantrum Video

Boy you gotta love the Chinese. People of the world, let me show you how to get your man to buy you a car.

Man oh man oh man oh man. Can you imagine the sort of shit you and I would be able to score if getting something that you want is as easy as throwing a fit?

I wonder what the lovely feminazis over at Jezebel have to say about this.

THE BOX Motorhome RV for Sale

THE BOX Motorhome RV for Sale

Not that I drive or anything but oh em gee, I want this vehicle. Dubbed as "a Los Angeles subculture icon of FUN", a motorhome called "The Box" is up for auction at the starting price of US$3,500 -- less than the price of a Balmain jacket!

Imagine the sort of fun if you get 10 fashion bloggers go on a worldwide road trip inside that thing (can it even fit 10?), do all sorts of shit and take photos in fall/winter 2009 clothes... or couture? Hello fashion editorial! Or maybe, just maybe, take it from Milan to Paris during the Spring 2010 womenswear collections and freeeeeeeeak the crap out of people.

Click click click for more photos of The Box!

Kayleigh Freeman's Story

Prayers for Kayleigh Freeman

I'll be honest. I'm not the most religious person in the world. In fact, I can't stand religious, preachy types because of their holier-than-thou, sanctimonious attitudes. But today my dear lovely readers I'd like to request that you pray for the Freeman family.



I recently stumbled upon their website and boy I was touched with their story. Adam & Aimee Freeman's daughter, Kayleigh was born premature and she weighed a mere (ONE)pound at birth. She also underwent open heart surgery. It's been a long-struggling battle for Kayleigh's parents so far.

The Freemans' latest blog entry brought tears to my eyes and I could only wish them a miracle.

Visit their site at http://kayleighannefreeman.blogspot.com.

Fatties Cause Global Warming - The Sun [PIC]

Fatties Cause Global Warming - The Sun

You have got to be kidding me. This came out today in the UK: "fatties cause global warming" according to British tabloid The Sun. My friend Alex took a photo for your viewing pleasure.

Click here to read the article.

Rude! I wouldn't be surprised if the gays were to be blamed next.

Not safe for work.

Not safe for work.

I don't know about you but I like to think I'm desensitized to everything that goes online. If you record a "reaction video" of me looking at every imaginable internet meme out there (from 2 girls 1 cup and 1 guy 1jar to meat spin and goatse.cx) chances are, the most you can get is a flat face and the words "ok, next".

Until now. Well, yesterday because that's when I got the email.

Warning: please be 18 and over when you click THIS link to see the video. It is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

At first I was like OH MY GOD that is so degrading. How could someone do that to me? What should I do? After thinking about things, oh what the hell, let's not fool ourselves. It's hysterical and I love it!! Look at the bright side -- with my fading (or should I say non-existent) looks, it's gonna take either a miracle or major willpower to do that. Hahaha! No seriously, I think it's hilarious and good job to that person.

If you are under-18, you may view this parody video (already?????) someone else did in reference to that other video. A few people online are clearly doing a bukkake celebration in my honor. Now that's funny, too.

Happy Monday!