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Karin Ström - Silent Night [VIDEO]

Karin Ström - Silent Night

OK. I don't even know where to begin but I'm so sorry for the silence. The past few days have been rough and exhausting. I'm so backlogged, backblogged and currently swamped with emails, work (I know you're rolling your eyes now because in essence my blog is my 'work' but tbh, there's more to it really), endless meetings, projects, etc.  Also, my family's going on vacation today and one of my best friends from Australia came here for a visit so I had to see her. Look at me -- it's already 7:12AM and I'm still effing awake from going through all my incoming  communications.


And I wish that you would scream and shout and say baby please just hear me out. But you don't...and you won't. so I keep on protecting myself from my hopes, no you don't. And you won't. So I keep on protecting myself from you, oh. Just look the other way.

I think I'm gonna hire an assistant soon because quite frankly, it has come to the point where I can't manage it ALL. SuperBryan no more, I've had enough of me trying so hard to be a one-man circus/operation. In order for me to be better at whatever the hell it is that I do (and whatever it is that I'm good at -- this I don't know -- haaaah), I need to delegate petty tasks that occupy so much of my time. We'll see how it goes. But for now, I hate to say this but y'all are gonna have to bear with me.

Oh and I love Karin Ström!

Frankmusik - Better Off As Two [VIDEO]

Frankmusik - Better Off As Two

Andres from Estonia (thanks babe) recently sent me this track, Better Off As Two by Frankmusik and I LOOOOVE IT! I guess some of my readers know my taste in music a wee bit too well. Check it out and listen to the lyrics. AMAZING, no? I have it on autoplay now as I'm typing this entry.



I'm sorry but did I never mention I'm better off with you.'Cuz now I think it's time that you understood we're better off as two.

Click HERE to download the MP3. I can't wait for the album to be released so I'll buy it on iTunes.

You're welcome.

The Whitest Boy Alive - Golden Cage (Fred Falke Remix) Lyrics, Video

The Whitest Boy Alive - Golden Cage (Fred Falke Remix)

This remix is one of my fave tracks of all time. Pretty much sums up everything. For you-know-who-you-are.



So of course I miss you and miss you bad... but I also felt this way when I was still with you. Yes of course I miss you and miss you bad. But I also felt this way when I was still with you. This city's no longer mine, there's sadness written on every corner. Each lover was made to sign, now I hear them calling me over and over.

Click HERE to download the MP3.

Ancient Relics

Ancient Relics

I have a few entries lined up today so let's start with a bit of a video dump. I've been organizing my mp3 collection lately and came across some tunes from the dark ages. One tune let to another and for all you know, here I am dancing in my bedroom like a lunatic. I'm not gonna tell you when these songs came out... let's just say it was such a golden period for me. If any of you recognize some of these tracks, please identify yourselves. I'd like to give you a warm welcome to the old hags club. Don't deny it bitches or else I'll cut your face. Hahaha. JK.

Click click click for some good ol' classics. It's blast from the past y'all, someone hand me glow sticks, quick!!

Humans - The Killers (Ocelot Remix) Download Lyrics Video

Humans - The Killers (Ocelot Remix)

This, to me, is the best remix of Humans by The Killers. I had this track on autorepeat in my iPod when I was mincing down the huge streets of Beijing.



Cut the cord. Are we human or are we dancer? My sign is vital, my hands are cold. And I'm on my knees looking for the answer. Are we human or we dancer?

Is your heart still beating? Well, click HERE to downoad the track.

Meet Sascha Babic

Meet Sascha Babic

So tell me my third world readers, how does Sascha Babic, from Germany, make you feel?



If you think that's bone-chilling, wait till you watch this. Bikini mong itim ialay mo sakin? WTF. Takutan ba itech? Gurl tumambling lang naman ako with his mad pinoy karaoke skills! J'adore!!!!!!!



Explain!!!!
I DIE.
SHUT IT DOWN!
SHUT THAT MOTHA FUCKIN SHIT DOWN!!!!!

Christian Dior Spring Summer 2009 Videos, Soundtrack & Playlist

Christian Dior Spring Summer 2009

I finally found some time to watch the Spring/Summer 2009 Christian Dior show in its entirety and boy I love the soundtrack!



For those of you runway music lovers out there, here's the complete track listing of the songs they used at Dior. It's nice that big papa John gave Martin Solveig some good ol' lovin and they used his song to open the show! I love Martin. I blogged about him back in August of last year. Hot stuff!

• "Everybody" - Martin Solveig [here]
• "She Wants to Move" - N.E.R.D. [here]
• "Electric Feel" - MGMT [here]
• "Your'e Missing" - Bruce Springsteen [here]

Enjoy!

PS. Check out the 2nd video clip. Natasha Poly closed the show and she's so FEROSH! She really worked that dress!!!

Kudos to Maryna Linchuk (she surprised me!) and my fave Tanya Dziahileva as well.

Sugar Daddy (Classical Remix) - Di Johnston

Sugar Daddy (Classical Remix) - Di Johnston

I finally found the song (used at Dior Couture Fall 2008) that's been bugging me for weeks! It's called "Sugar Daddy (Classical Remix)" by Di Johnston. Go go go and buy it on iTunes. I love it!

Sing after me: be my sugar daddy... no strings attached. If you’ll be my sugar daddy, you know... I’m okay with that. Be my sugar daddy... we're just having fun. You can be my sugar daddy. You know, until the next one.

Christian Dior Autumn/Winter 2008-2009 Haute Couture

Christian Dior Autumn/Winter 2008-2009 Haute Couture

Y'all should get down on your knees and worship me because I just got hold of a copy of the fall/winter 2009-2009 Christian Dior haute couture soundtrack! Amazing amazing amazing! I just know I'm gonna play this on my ipod for weeks. Perfect for mincing!

Click here (or right-click + save as) to download the file.

I still need to figure out the track titles. The first song they used was "Aquarius" by Dutch group Within Temptation and the last one was "Lights Go Down" by Basement Jaxx which I *love*. I'll forever be indebted if you guys can name the 2nd to the last track though. To be quite honest, the good shit starts at 08:53 so fast forward and listen to that. 

Click click click!

Amy Winehouse's face

Amy Winehouse's face

To be quite honest with you, I think this is more severe than a regular skin disease. She's literally deteriorating right in front of our eyes!

I'm not sure whether you remember the latest season of Project Runway but remember the HIV+ guy whose face blew up because he had staph infection and pus was leaking out everywhere? That's what Daily News reported and I cannot help but wonder whether Amy Winehouse is suffering from the same thing.

Whatever it is, get well soon, Amy!

Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay The Drama Queen

Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay The Drama Queen

Ladies!!!!! Holy guacamole! Riskay The Drama Queen is the HOTNESS! HOTNESS I tell you! I love, love, LOVE her track, "smell yo' dick"! As vulgar as the lyrics are, the song is quite catchy and it makes perfect sense. You *MUST* download her track. I swear you won't regret it. Go to her myspace and on the right-hand box of the page, there's a link where you can download "Smell Yo' Dick".

Sing after me: Why you comin home, 5 in the mo'nin? Something's going on, can i smell yo' dick? Don't play me like a fool, coz that ain't cool, So what you need to do is let me smell yo' dick!

PS. So tell me, when was the last time you smelled your man's dick? Smegma, anyone?

Under Pressure - Queen

Under Pressure - Queen

Here's something for the weekend. Best song EVER. Gimme gimme more can kiss my butt crack. How come nobody makes music like this these days? You *HAVE* to watch this  video of Freddie Mercury at the Wembley Stadium. The response from the crowd it the beginning.. sooo powerful, sooo moving. So amazing! Watch him perform. I have no words.

Pressure pushing down on me... pressing down on you no man ask for. Under pressure that burns a building down. Splits a family in two... puts people on streets. Um ba ba bay Um ba ba bay Dee day duh Ee day duh thats ok. It's the terror of knowing what this world is about. Watching some good friends screaming let me out! Pray tomorrow takes me high high higher. Pressure on people... people on streets

Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking... Can't we give ourselves one more chance? Why can't we give love that one more chance? Why can't we give love give love give love? Give love give love give love give love give love give love?

Cause love's such an old fashioned word... and love dares you to care... for the people on the edge of the night... And love dares you to change our way. Of caring about ourselves... This is our last dance... This is our last dance... This is ourselves.

Bryanboy Radio: Karl Lagerfeld Spring 2008

Bryanboy Radio: Karl Lagerfeld Spring 2008

Sing after me: I like them black boys. I like them white boys. I like them Asian boys. I like them mixed race boys. I even like those scrawny scottish into pop music, but not like, sorta like pop dance electro music. Now baby. I've got a lot of love to give. And i've been over... over-subscribed with relationships. See you've got... a little thing i haven't seen before. But i must warn ya... that i can't help but play around for sure, for sure. Because... I got all the boys, I've got all the boys. I've got all the boys, I've got all the boys.

OK. I love Karl Lagerfeld's spring 2008 runway soundtrack more than anyone else so far -- I'm still waiting for my internet friends to send me Lanvin. Anyhoo, let's get onto the goods. LCD Soundsystem is a classic/old Karl fave whereas I'm quite surprised Karl used Dragonette. I *LOVE* Dragonette!!! Uncle Karl never ceases to amaze me. You can listen to the full Karl Lagerfeld runway soundtrack by clicking the graphic below. A new window should pop up, this way you can listen to the soundtrack as you browse around my site.

Tracklist:

• LCD Soundsystem - Get Innocuous!
• Dragonette - The Boys *** BEST TRACK EVER! ***
• Soho Dolls - Prince Harry

Dragonette is one of my faves... here's the full, uncut version of the their track "The Boys".

PS. Get innocuous! You can't normalize, don't it make you feel alive?

PPSS. Hot dog, god damn, mmm look at him!

Something for the weekend...

Something for the weekend...

Here's a few tracks you may want to listen to. I still can't get over the Spring/Summer 2008 Versace video. Nothing excites me more than a good ol' high energy, high gloss, plexiglass runway after watching dozens of identikit white backdrop/white runway fashion shows. Tanya D. is amazing, Natasha Poly, Carmen Kass and MariaCarla Boscono = priceless. The fiercest, however, is no other than Viviane Orth.

That girl really surprised me... bitch is totally fierce and she really owned that runway. There's this part on the video when they played that "watch me work it, I'm perfect" track and some of the models were dull as hell you'd think they're walking on the moon. BAM! comes Sasha with her funny pose and WHAM BAM WHAM! comes Viviane Orth in that white dress, hair flying all over the place as she swished past (NOT ONCE BUT TWICE) Isabeli Fontana who needs crack. I don't know about you but does crystal meth come in a butt suppository format cause some of those girls need energy on that runway. Whatevs. They're all pretty and you're not. Versace forever!

Tracklist

• Trick & Kubic Feat. Valeska - Easy (BEST TRACK EVER. Listen to this in its entirety. Go go go mincing down the street on this track. Heck, I am so gonna put this song on autorepeat and go on a 5-kilometer powermincing session. You know, I always get flak from people saying I walk on the street wayyy too fast but what they don't know is... mincing is a great way to lose weight. Anyway... light a cigarette, swish those hips, get your hair flying in the air. Work those legs, one foot in front of the other! Go 100 miles per hour! Always remember that every day is a fashion show, life is a runway. IT'S EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
• Simian Mobile Disco - Sleep Deprivation (I know. I originally wanted this but after that EASY track, I'm no longer obsessed.)
• Pig & Dan - Unreplacable
  
  *** FOR SUNDAY ***
• Anakelly - Under My Thumb
• Feist - My Moon, My Man (Carolina Herrera used this track for her spring/summer 2008 fashion show)

And there you have it. I hope you enjoy this weekend's selections. If you need help using the mp3 player, click here for instructions.

I love you all!

Bryanboy Radio

Bryanboy Radio

Want to know what's keeping me groovin' these days? Here's a few tracks I have on my ipod that I play whenever I mince my chubby brown gaysian ass down the street. From now on moving forward, all you need to do is to click the graphic on one of the columns on the right and a new window will pop up with the player on it, this way, you can listen to music while you browse around my site. Do keep in mind that the mp3 player is kinda confusing, especially the controls but this will have to make do until I find a better player. Anyway, it's not like you're 7 years old and new to the net -- I think you know how to figure things out.

Click the graphic to begin.

Tracklist: 09/26/2007

• Mr Hudson & The Library - Picture of You
• Alan Braxe & Kris Menace - Lumberjack (LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, *LOVE* THIS TRACK)
• Tamara's World - Trampoline
• Roisin Murphy - Overpowered
• Stephane Pompougnac - Ghosts and Roses

Got problems? Let me know! My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com.

I love you all!