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Sweaty Feet? Summer Soles Scented Foot Pads

Summer Soles Scented Foot Pads

I don't know how many of you will admit to having sweaty feet but unfortunately, i'm one of those people. I suppose I'm lucky that my feet aren't smelly in spite of being sweaty but yes... it's such a bitch wearing shoes (loafers/driving shoes/etc) without socks. I hate it when my wet toes rub against inside my shoes. Disgusting!

Anyway, my package arrived yesterday straight from the US of George W. Bush. Meet Summer Soles!

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Blondes have more fun.

Blondes have more fun.

Can I get an amen? Amen!!! OMG YOU GUYS GUESS WHO?!?!?!?

I'm not ready yet. I think I look ok, I mean, it's not Laura Hollins levels but I'm scared to reveal it because a blond Asian person ain't nice. I dunno...

SOFI BERELIDZE IS DAT CHU? OMG WOMAN I SAW YOU AT THE SALON EARLIER! There I was screaming OMG OMG OMG IS DAT SOFI and all the salon people thought I've gone mad. I'M SO JELIZ MUCH YOU HAD A THREESOME WITH PROENZA SCHOULER FOR ALLURE (?) Magazine!!

Oh dear. I have more tales from the salon. BRB in a sec.

Going Blonde

Going Blonde

I don't know what's going on (or what went over me) the past few days but I've been obsessing about going blonde. I'm sick and tired of having Freja for Marc Jacobs Spring 2008 hair.

BRB, cross your fingers and wish me luck. I'm going to the salon!

PS. My friends over at WWWD (Who What Wear Daily) are giving away a sequined mini dress from The Olsen twin's Elizabeth and James fall '07 collection. Go to www.whowhatweardaily.com for more details!

Good hair day

Good hair day

Today is a good hair day, don't you think?

Asudjor Pink Nipple Cream

Asudjor Pink Nipple Cream

Ladies and gentlegays. I am now in possession of the most ridiculous thing I have ever encountered in my entire life: Asudjor Pink Nipple Cream!!!!!

I was just in our maid's room awhile ago and and I found this little tube on her desk. To be honest with you, I thought I have seen it all -- skin whitening, self-tanners, ANAL bleaching.... and now this. I don't get it. I really don't. What is it with people these days? Everyone's gone nuts! Do you really think you can achieve pink nipples simply by using some cheap-ass cream? And why would anyone want to have pink nipples anyway? Im not saying NATURALLY pink nipples are bad, heck, I think they're cute... but they have to match your skin tone AND the rest of your body, no? If you are non-white, it doesn't make any sense to have pink nipples when your coochie is blacker than sin! Heck, even white people have bitch ass dark nipples, too.

Jesus mother of god, what's next? Pink scrotum cream? I know many of you out there with scrotums darker than your face. Can I see a show of hands? I don't know about you but I'm happy with my own colour. Ok, maybe I want to be a little bronzer than normal (hence my self-tanner addiction) but still. If it wasn't a crime to slap bronzer over my balls I would do it in a heartbeat but pink cream? Please.

PS. I knew it. I just knew it. It's that whole maputi = mayaman mindset. God how masa. Who do we have to blame? Kisa papaya and third world showbiz! Hoy mga puta just because kulay FINK ang utong ninyo it doesn't mean bongga ka. HAHAHA! JK.

White Eye Make-up

White Eye Make-up

EVERYONE on the internet has gone mad for white eye-makeup, from white eyeliners to white eyelashes. I really want to achieve the Erin Fetherston white eyelashes look but I also love what James Kaliardos did for Rodarte. I thought that was SOO beautiful. Anyhoo, I spent a good half hour looking for white Mascara at the usual suspects, Sephora etc. but no one seems to carry it. Guess where I found white Mascara? At a GOTH online shop, no less! It's funny cause the last time I bought something from a goth shop was back when I was 14 when I had a silly goth phase that lasted for a couple of months. I swear to god, half my shit came from Hot Topic. Oh the memories!

Photo credits: TFS (Erin Fetherston), JD Ferguson/V Magazine (Rodarte)

Anyway, I found this thing called "Bloody Mary's White Mascara".

At $9.95, it's cheap no? I also tried to look for white eyeliners and the gals over at I AM Fashion are obsessed not too long ago with Shu Uemura's eye light pencil in white. The gals couldn't find any stockists in London -- sold out! I tried to call MY local Shu and they're gone off the shelves as well. What they have in the store is this thing called "drawing pencils". It's funny how they're US$18 on the Shu Uemura USA website but here in the third world it's like PHP1,375 which is about US$29!!! I always thought cosmetics are cheaper in the third world... I guess I was wrong. But then again, I don't really buy cosmetics often let alone wear eye makeup. I think I'll pop by the shop later this week.

I'M OBSESSED!!!

Beautiful and flawless

Beautiful and flawless

Spring 2008 fashion week is just around the corner. Everyone is busy running around going to castings etc.

I think Snejana missed New York earlier this year because of all that nonsense and ridiculous BMI brouhaha. No? What do you think? Do you think she'll do the Nueva York shows next month?

Answers on a postcard...

PS. TFS Divanopkans unite!
PPSS. I don't know about you but I think Rachel Clark should be a star!
PPPSSS. Does anyone know what hair products I should use in order to achieve hair like Snejana's? I've always wanted to try that sort of hair (now that it's long) but I have no idea what products to use cause my hair is soo thick. I might as well use mighty bond or superglue!!

Thursdays are hair days

Thursdays are hair days

My hair is soo long it's not funny anymore. I think this is the longest it has ever been in my entire life. I like it though. It's such a bitch to have long hair in the third world because of the ridiculous weather. I would've been dead a long time ago if it weren't for air conditioning.

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Confession Time: Mad about Pompadour

Confession Time: Mad about Pompadour

Fine. It's already July and I still haven't visited the salon for a trim. Fuck it, I might as well come out with this obsession that's bugging me for the longest time. I WANT POMPADOUR HAIR! I'm not talking about a good ol' slick back/1950's male pompadour/rockabilly whatever -- I want want something high, something VERY exaggerated. Something like this...

Photo credit: Joico

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Long hair? Short hair?

Long hair? Short hair?

It's that day of the week where I ask silly, repetitive questions for attention. I'm going to the salon tomorrow to get my hair coloured and get some highlights. I'm trying to decide whether or not I should get a trim as well. I swear to god my hair is starting to get bigger than my head. One of my friends told me to grow it longer and then decide what style I'm gonna get because I could do more shit with longer hair. What do you think?

Facial Hair!!!!

Facial Hair!!!!

It's 1AM and I just got out of the shower. You know, I just realized I haven't shaved in the past week and a half. This is what my hairy fuckin chin looks like. As far as the rest of my face is concerned, I'll leave it up to your imagination.

You know how you see perfume ads with faces of beautiful men with designer stubble? No beards or moustaches, just nicely-trimmed stubble all over their faces? Yep. That's the one I'm talking about... the right amount of stubble that is capable of giving your ass one heck of a good exfoliation job. I want that. Does anyone know how long would it take to achieve that look?

Speaking of hair, I got my hair coloured earlier this afternoon and I skipped the haircut. I dunno. I don't think I'm ready to let go of it yet. Can you imagine? Me? An image overhaul? Long hair + stubble?

Who knows.

Couldn't do it.

Couldn't do it.

Pictionary to follow.

So tell me, using the above photograph, do I look like 18, 23 or 25? Be honest. No sarcastic "you look like 42" comments please. I'm a very insecure person.

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Baboosh Rapunzel!

Baboosh Rapunzel!

Ok. The last time I had a haircut was a little over 6 months ago. I'm going back to my favourite old short short clean cut hair. I thought I'd give this long hair whatever thing a try and it's just not me. It brought me nothing but pain, suffering and an enormous amount of body heat. I'm the last person on this planet to go emo but that's exactly what has happened to me.

So yeah... I'm off to walk the dog and get a haircut.

Pictionary + Product Review: Glytone

Pictionary + Product Review: Glytone

It's raining mad in viva third world and I'm bored out of my skull. I've got nothing to do so why not finish my long overdue review on Glytone. The folks at my dermatologists gave me an entire set to try a few months ago -- I'm (kinda sorta but not really) a product junkie so I thought I'd put my trusty old Obagi system on hold and give Glytone a shot for a few weeks.

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[Disclaimer: this is NOT a sponsored/paid entry. I thought I'd say that.]

WhiteLight Teeth Whitening

WhiteLight Teeth Whitening

I have to admit I'm not really a big fan of home TV shopping or "as seen on tv" bullcrap. I cringe with horror and disgust whenever I see infomercials (remember Miss Cleo from the late 90s) of these overly-hyped products. I once ordered something from TV -- abflex -- and boy I was disappointed. Anyyyyywayyyy, I was chatting to a friend about this teeth whitening and she mentioned she bought this thing called "WhiteLight" and apprently it's effective. Apparently, it's cheap, too. When you smoke 2 packs of cigarettes and drink black coffee from the tap like I do, well, chances are, your teeth aren't spectacular.

Anyone else around here who tried the WhiteLight Teeth Whitening crapola system? I wanna hear your experiences. Like most "as seen on TV" products, it seems too good to be true.