Mariah sang a song for me
Oh. my. fucking. god.
You people have got to listen to this voicemail I got a few days ago. Mariah called in and sang a song especially for me. I was gonna put it on a new podcast but I'm too friggin lazy and I can't be bothered.
Click here to download the voice message.
I'm not really a Mariah fan but after listening to that voiceclip, I realized damn, I should love her too!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You, too, can call in my voicemail line and leave me messages. In fact, you can even call in and ask me questions. I'll answer them on my next podcast.
Pick up the phone and dial +1.206.339.3479.
That number is located in Seattle, USA. If you're calling from outside the USA/Canada, you'll need to add your international dialling code before calling this number. Don't forget to say your name, where you're calling from, whether you love me or not and of course, you gotta say the magic word BABOOSH!.
Hat by Chanel, short-sleeve cropped hoodie by Norma Kamali for Everlast, oversized tank top by Karoo (Mark Eisen), jeans from Cheap Monday (Sweden), B-Bag from Fendi and boots from Dior Homme.
Can't Say No to Nokia
The fabulous folks at Nokia recently invited me to join one of their campaigns for their phones. They're going to launch the new NOKIA 3250, a phone that allows you to listen to play tracks, listen to music, take photos with the 2-megapixel camera etc. It's a lovely phone. I got mine in... PINK!!!
The shoot went well. I got there in time. I thought I was gonna be late but the traffic wasn't as bad as I thought. It took no more than 25 minutes from my house to the big city... on a rush hour!
I guess I'm an easy subject. Hahahaha! 'styling' me was effortless. HAHA! I hope so. In fact, all I had to do was bring my own clothes and accessories. Make-up didn't take more than 5-10 minutes. It was piss easy.
Eunice is such a pig. I gave her my leftover pizza and the bitch smothered pizza oil on my camera hence the blurry pictures. Argh!!
There's absolutely NO excuse for my bovine-sized love handles.
BTW, that's Karla, fab stylist galore... she's also the Fashion Editor of Philippine Tatler magazine.
I also met Lourd of Emphasis salon. He's my nonsexual wife anorexic daughter Hannah's stylist. He's the guy who did my makeup. I need a tan pronto!!! Standing next to him makes me feel caucasian. I'm soooo pale I hate it!!!
I guess y'all have to wait until the campaign goes out on the papers to see the end result. I'm SOOO excited! I feel like a model. Hahahha! YUCK. My faggotry is finally paying off!!!
I can't wait to have my own billboard one day!!!
HAHAHAH! :) You all know how I've always fantasized about having my own billboard. Someone just please fulfill my dream pronto. I'm not getting any younger these days.
Ok.. well.. it's either a billboard or a crocodile birkin bag.
After the shoot, I went to the cash machine to take out cash. It's been ages since I last went to McDonald's and I had a weird chicken craving, thanks to my Mexican buddy Mauricio. I know I LOOOVEEEEE Jollibee Chickenjoy but I can't, for the life of god, find a Jollibee drive through at the place I went.
Did you know that my motherland, the Philippines (aka land of the brown, l'exotique and the natives), is probably THE only place in the world where McDonald's sell fried chicken?
Oh dear. My bum looks big on this photo. Hello J.Lo!
Work it like you own it.
Mmmmm yummmy!!! I loooove McDonald's fries. Take note how nobody wanted to fall in line behind me. I guess that's how scary I am.
My favourite New York Queen Bee socialite once said that being on a wheelchair at the airport is like flying FIRST CLASS +++ PLUS. You automatically get in front of the line!
Screw the wheelchair. I'd rather be a fag! I LOOOOOOVE being a fag cause I get to have all this space around me. Let's face it, it really is fun when nobody wants to go near your initimidating flaming ass for the fear of catching the homosexuality bug.
Even Nicky Hilton and our Fendi B-Bag will agree with me.
This just in... courtesy of Perez Hilton.
It's official. Kate really sobered up her act and stayed away from cocaine. Oh no!!!!!!! She looks like a fat woman!!!!!! I hate it!!!!! What did this woman do to the legendary Kate Moss?
I guess this whole sobering up/weight gain/domestication thing is VERY trendy these days. All the fabulous people in the world are domesticating themselves and fattening up.
InsideMyBag.com
Yes, I know, I know. I haven't paid ANY attention to my InsideMyBag.com baby in the past few months. Please don't be mad at me. I decided I'm gonna resurrect that site and update it with your submissions.
PLEASE send me a picture of what's inside your handbag. Email insidemybag@gmail.com. Give me a couple of hours and I'll start with the first set of updates.
I'd truly appreciate it if you spread the word about that site to everyone that you know.
I **PROMISE** I'm gonna do everything that I can to update that website often.
I know I fucking look like a stroke victim on this photo. One of my eyes look weird but what the hell. All I can say at this point is.....
LONG LIVE FAGGOTRY!
More updates later. I promise.
Enough faggotry for now. You know how I close my blog entries, right?
I love you all. Email bryan@bryanboy.com or SMS +63-915-785-1492.
PS. Discuss this blog post here.
so I finally bit the bullet and ordered one today. I'm no professional photographer and I don't need fancy schmancy features. I'm not the type who fiddles around with settings and crap so good luck to me. It's funny how people always assume I'm a "techie" when I know absolutely nothing when it comes to gadgets and shit. 
