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September 2008 Marie Claire Staff Photoshop Disaster

September 2008 Marie Claire Photoshop Extravaganza

OH NO THEY DIDN'T! Ladies, this photo is quite possibly the most hysterical photo chopped image I have ever seen in the longest time! US Marie Claire's top staff posed for a group shot for their September 2008 issue. However, one of the staff members forgot to photoshop their reflections on the glass table. Check this out.

Oh dear.

Personally, if you ask me, I have no problems with photoshop as long as it's not TOO extreme like turning a whale into oh I dunno, a swordfish. Taking out wrinkles or lines or making the face appear smoother or younger is ok. That's what it's for!

Meanwhile, the photo person who did that job should've paid a little more attention, no? What do y'all think?

*credit: photoshopdisasters via jezebel

I can see Russia from my crotch

I can see Russia from my crotch

Hysterical!!!!! How bizarro is this? I mean come on... never in my life I'd imagine Sarah Palin as a sexual reference but take a look at this.

This is just as bad as "Bareback Mountain". Meanwhile, remember my little escapade with those Russian navy cadets four years ago? LOL. Oh the memories...

I miss Russia!

Craigslist Madness

Craigslist Madness

I see what y'all did there! FESS UP. WHO AMONGST YOU POSTED THIS ON CRAIGSLIST? My NYC papi (I can't tell who) sent this to me.

Oh my god!!!!!!! Bareback skiing anyone? Hahaha!

Where's Next?

Where's Next?

I swear I had the weirdest dream last night. I won't go into detail but in my dream, I embarked on a little  Bryanboy tour. Call it the "BB invasion" if you must. Australia? Done. China and Hong Kong? Finito (for now... because China is HUGE).

Now where should I recruit new followers to the Church of Bryanboy next? We gotta start somewhere small/near so don't pull the New York/London/Milan/Paris card on me.

Oi it's free to dream so shut it.
(All sponsors are more than welcome, of course. Haha.)

Tick tock tick tock the clock is ticking...

Sabrina and Her Boy

Sabrina and Her Boy

This is Sabrina and her boy. She likes to dress him up every once in a while. OK. Perhaps a little more than usual.

They recently went "thrift-shopping" and got this jacket. I find it fascinating and cute for someone of a different race to be wearing things the usual Filipino wouldn't be caught dead in. 

And THIS is Sabrina's website. Check it out. I love them already. I usually loathe sweet lovey dovey couples for christ-types on the internet (they should all get a room or better yet, DIAF.. and I'm only saying this because I'm a bitter, lonely, miserable queen haha jk) but yes... Sabrina and her boy are soo adorable.

To the throngs of Filipinos on their way out to Sabrina's blog, I have something to say: hoy mga bakla hinay hinay lang sa pag-sta-stalk. Kilala ko ang mga ugali ninyo. Leave the jowa ALONE! Yun lang pow. Haha. ;)

Tanya

Tanya

Meet the latest addition to my coterie of craziness. Quick: someone call PETA!

I visited my grandma over the weekend. While there, I went to a store to buy cigarettes and this little white kitten kept meowing and meowing at my direction. I picked up the little pussy, gave it a little stroke and the store owner asked if I want it. I said yes! I know I'm gay alright but I also have a weakness for pussies. So I took her home with me! Haha!

I named her Tanya because she is SOO white and her tail is so long! She reminded me of Tanya Dziahileva. However, the more I look at her face the more I'm thinking "Sasha" (she does look like an oversized lab rat) and alas, it's been 72 hours and it's already late for a name change. Ah well.

Belgium or Philippines?

Belgium or Philippines?

Sonny, who is in Belgium, took these cute (warning: very graphic) images of a cow giving birth via cesarean. But in good ol' BB  tradition however, why bother looking at the cows when you can check out Belgian (?? not sure anymore especially with the eastern bloc) farmers?

In the Philippines, we have this.

Meanwhile, are you thinking what I'm thinking Nicole Richie?

That's all!

JANINA SAN MIGUEL FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Janina San Miguel. I LOVE HER ALREADY!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm only 17 years old.

I LOVE HER!!! I FUCKING LOVE HER!!!!

You have to watch it and tell me what you think.

Soy Una Cerda

Soy Una Cerda

This video is HILARIOUS! I died. DIED!!!!! Don't forget to turn your volume up... though it's not a good idea if you're in the office.

Soy Una Cerda = I'm a pig. I love this old woman. I really do. I wish my grandma was just like her!

Meanwhile, if you can read Spanish, check out my little ickle mention at Vogue Espana. OH YES! They told their readers that apparently, I'm a size 34 which is pretty much a size zero. Oh how I bloody wish. Hahaha! Does that mean I'm banned from the runways of Madrid? JK.

Bryanboy <3s papi chulo Roberto Enriquez & VOGUE ESPANA!!

Those Norwegians...

Those Norwegians...

I don't go online on my instant messengers as much as I used to because I've been ultra busy the past few weeks but when I do, some of my conversations go like this.

It's very disturbing... at the same time, flattering, no?

Corey Worthington Delaney + Famous Yellow Sunglasses

Corey Worthington Delaney + Famous Yellow Sunglasses

Meet Corey Worthington Delaney. He's 16 years old and he's Australia's biggest star of the moment. Watch this (painfully) hilarious interview. Douchebag rose to fame in Australia by throwing a huge party that went out of control in his local neighborhood. Cars were ruined, a dog squad and 30 members of the police force came and thanks to this interview, Corey is now a star!

And these are his "famous" yellow sunglasses. Corey was charged as a public nuisance and for kiddie porn. Oi vey!

What do you think?

MAJOR!!!!!!!!!!!

MAJOR!!!!!!!!!

Guess who CLOSED the Alexander McQueen show the other day? Alexander McQueen is his first fashion show during his first ever show season in Milan!

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Bingo & Muffy: 001

Bingo & Muffy

I'd like to introduce two new characters on my blog -- Bingo and Muffy! Once a month starting next year, I'm gonna publish little stick-figure comics where I'll leave it up to you to guess the story line and the dialog. The entry with the closest resemblance to the real story line (which is published the following month) will get an Amazon.com gift certificate from me.

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MAKE-UP KAILYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAKE-UP KAILYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First things first, a big shout out to my friend's friends in Australia, Imee and Jong! There. I've said it. Do I get an LV bag this xmas? Jong? Are you reading this? Hahaha JK. I love the two of you and may your relationship last forever. Go forth and multiply you bitches!

Now, now. It's very easy to look good these days. Everyone has means and ways to look cookie-cutter perfect.Oh who the hell am I kidding. What's my excuse? LOL. IMO however, our flaws and imperfections makes us unique and special. Ladies, meet my latest internet discovery, the apple of my eye, Ms. Makeup Kailyn, 17 years old, of Bowie, Maryland, US of A!!!

No, she's not Tessa Prieto-Valdes for you third world people.

Kailyn makes these awesome beauty tips and make-up tutorial videos on YouTube . She's a lovely, adorable sweet girl and I think she's cool. Hella, I think she's fierce. Someone hand her an internship in the big city QUICK, before her local beauty salon poaches her. Click click click to see more of the future Pat McGrath!

Clone a Willy Kit

Clone a Willy Kit

I first heard of this thing a few years ago and I saw it again just now whilst doing my Christmas shopping online. I think it's a brilliant and amazing idea to be able to clone someone's penis, veins, extra details and all. Shame on me for not buying it in the past. With all the boys I've been with back when I was youngER, I probably would've amassed an impressive cock collection by now.

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