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London College of Fashion

London College of Fashion

I just received notice that I was the subject of a class in London College of Fashion. Amazing eh? It's fascinating how students would pay a ton of money only to talk about my silly third world ass... in a prestigious educational institution of all places! Boy I am *so* flattered. This is just as GOOD as the time the wonderful folks at Chanel USA talked about me in their annual national sales conference/focus group. Oh shit, that was supposed to be confidential. Hay guyz I love Chanel! Hah! Anyhoo, back to LCF:

One of them was talking about you with his friends when his tutor at our uni heard them. So instead of talking about the class topic they decided to discuss you BB!

I wonder who that tutor is. Identify yourself! Apparently s/he/it claims that s/he/it is a "friend of a friend", which, I think, is what anyone with suspicious intentions says. 

but knowing my friend's doing fashion promotion at lcf..the tutor would most likely be in media studies

Did anyone say Indonesia? The last time I went to Indonesia was around 2003! But omg, isn't that amazing? To be talked about at LCF? As always, you know what they say, geography is no boundary to Bryanboy's faggotry!

He moved into the city and now he's gay.

He moved into the city and now he's gay.

Gawwwwd. Gayyyyy?

Who's hungry? You hungry?

Oh dear.

Oh dear.

3 faggots down, 8 more to go. Gay Bloggies Challenge 4 is up -- we were asked to do wear something orange and what do you know, because most gays are sleazeballs, there's a ton of pictures of a naked man up there, ass and all. Thank god there are no peen shots though and I'm glad they're keeping it clean. I'm sending mothers, children and heterosexuals on that site, hella they bettah keep it clean.

Now now.

I don't know about you but we soFEEsticated and well-bred (and I don't mean bareback Dawson's 50 Load Weekend bred) ladies like to keep our clothes on, thanks very much. With a body like mine, I better keep my clothes on but hey, it's probably my insecurities talking cause I know I *still* have a market out there. Hahaha!

What are you waiting for? Vote for me even if my pictures are the most horrid compared to the rest of the gang. I need your votes more than ever. Click the "thumbs up" button found at the bottom of my entry. You know you want to do it, even if you hate me.

As for the rest of the pack... well...you know what to do if you want to make me the winner. Thumb those bitches down! Hahaha :-) That's what Gemma Ward would do if she was me.

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God. OK. I'll be honest. Some of you people are sooo mean y'all make Regina George look like a nun. Insane! I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the comments you left on one of my posts and I do somewhat feel bad how y''all swallowed the poor kid alive. Good thing he's a good sport. In any case, he is so yesterday, OVAH I tell you, O. VAH., so let's move on shall we? Now caption this. Someone sent that to me on yahoo messenger.

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So basically, this entity (pictured below) thinks of my new hair:

"girl, (you) look like a baklang call center with that cut and highlights.  not that there's anything wrong with being a call center agent (please guys don't protest; I'm not Teri).  it's just that they have this certain look, the gay call center agents... you look like one of them now."

I thought, "oh ok. baklang matapobre!"

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I LOLed.

I LOLed.

We all know I have a sick and twisted (more like, delusional) point of view so when I saw myself wear that silver piece of shit on my latest video, I thought, "oh man, I'm fucking hot". Except my wig ate my neck. Hahaha. Anyway, it's natural that I ask some of my straight male buddies whether or not we share the same sentiment.

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Jared Leto Proves Life is Unfair.

Jared Leto Proves Life is Unfair.

Oh no he did not. Jared Leto loves Oh no they didnt!

Jared is currently filming his next movie, Mr. Nobody, in Montreal and I promised myself that I'd get a picture of him for ONTD. After going on the movie set 3 times, I finally got him to hold the sign today!

I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want one but not from Jared Leto. I want one from a fashion person. LIFE IS SOO UNFAIR!!! =( =( =(

Remember Requiem for a Dream? ASS TO ASS!

Slut of the Day: David from Portugal

Slut of the Day: David from Portugal

I've said it before and I'll say it once again: no photo chopped "I LOVE BRYANBOY" sign pictures please. Am I *NOT* worth 30 seconds of your time? How hard is it to scribble you love me on a sheet of paper? Even my dog can do it faster than the speed of light. Anyway, I'll make an exception today because I love logomaniacs and logo-a-gogo whores. They're like my long-lost, birds of a feather, family members. David from Portugal took the time to email me and flaunt his wealth. HOTNESS! I want a sugar daddy and I want him NOW!

Look at all that MONEY! Money, money, money, money, money, money come to meeeeeeeeee!!!! I love it!

PS. Who is "R.M." as stated on the Goyard? 

Iran's Secret Gay World + Motivational Poster

Iran's Secret Gay World

Sometimes I wonder how extremely lucky I am that I live in a place where I'm totally free to be myself (ok fine, I know I want to wear an Oscar de la Renta shift dress when I walk down the street but I don't think my mother would approve) with no fear of being persecuted for wearing last season's lip gloss. The Philippines has got a long way to go when it comes to gay rights but trust me, I think the gays here have it good... wayy too good compared to, say, bumfuck America where 13 year old kids have riffles and go on a shooting spree or worse, Iran, where queers are kidnapped, raped, tortured and sometimes, executed. Can you imagine me pulling all that attention-whoring tranny ass gay shit I pull day in/day out for website hits over the years in Iran? I'd literally get stoned to death! Ok, erase that. I'd get raped shitless because I'm fucking pretty. And then I'll get stoned to death. It's sickening, I know.

Click click click for the rest of the documentary and MY motivational poster that y'all should print and pass around. My favourite quote? "My father tells me to sit in my room until the end of my life and bear my problem. They tell me to cure myself and I keep telling them it is not in my hands." Ouch! I almost cried towards the end of the video like I do after watching Galliano's cho cho san couture show for Dior!!!

Oscar de la Hoya Part Trois

Oscar de la Hoya Part Trois

Oscar de la Hoya's sissyfication continues. I love, love, LOVE that Russian whore Milana! First it was the fishnet and heels outfit and now this... Oscar de la Hoya in a tutu!!!!!! God dammit! Do y'all think I should get myself a sex change? I have a feeling I'd make a shitload of dime had I turn myself into a girl and offer sissyfication services to married men where I turn them into full-blown sissies! Think about it -- Bryanboy's Sissyfication Squad, Inc. I'll roam around the world, hopping from one hotel suite to another, Goyard suitcase in tow with my sissyfication transformation kit. What do you think? There's a BIG market out there. Big! Huge!

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Oscar de la Hoya vs Manny Pacquiao

Oscar de la Hoya vs Manny Pacquiao

Don't we all love a good ol tranny scandal? Meet the girl responsible for Oscar de la Hoya's sissyfication! I love, love, love, LOVE her for unleashing Oscar's inner tranny!

Don't answer the poll until you've seen ALL the photos after the jump.

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Oscar de la Hoya is one hot sissy!

Oscar de la Hoya is one hot sissy!

.. and we love him for it. God damn this is the best thing EVER -- boxing champ Oscar de la Hoya dons pink panties, a fishnet outfit and heels! I love it when naughty pictures of celebrities and their fetishes are released to the public. Oscar's camp naturally denied the photos, saying they were fake and chopped. Dude, I would totally deny them too -- but you know what? I think they're real. HELL YEAH I THINK THEY'RE REAL. Let's face it, we all have fetishes...we shouldn't be embarassed because they're perfectly normal.

Source: X17

At least Oscar de la Hoya looks hot, no? I would totally jump off a bridge head first had it been Manny Pacquiao because he's fug.

As for me, fuck fishnets and pink panties. I WANT A vintage Vivienne Westwood chinchilla g-string that supermodel Carla Bruni wore back in the dark ages!

Repeat after me: SISSYFICATION FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN!

Yearning for Yellow

Yearning for Yellow

Look at what I found on Jezebel just now.

Photo via BestWeekEver

I love it! I fucking love it! Why have I *not* thought of that? It's about TIME more and morepeople embrace sissyfication!

I swear to god I am *so* gonna make a little online faggotry school. For realz.

Sissyfication for the mother fucking win!

Zac Posen is the hotness

Zac Posen is the hotness

Set it in stone. I'm going to get myself a Jewish guy for Christmas come hell or high water. Are there Asian Jews anyway? Are there Jewish gays? Can you imagine me converting to Jewishm Judaism Judas Iscarioteroticism like Charlotte in SATC? I don't want an old bald Park Avenue guy like she got on the show. I want someone with dark curly hair, a big nose, a hairy chest and a huge cock that can serve couscous when I need it. Someone like Zac Posen.

Photo via: Teen Vogue

But then again, he probably likes to take it up the ass with P Diddy Puffy whatever the hell his name is (they're partners!) and has never gone back. LOL.

I AM SO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW.

I AM SO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW.

Yes. I know jealousy, jealousy, jealousy is such an evil thing.

But how can you NOT be jealous of the person behind "IF I BLOG IT", a die-hard fan of Kevin Costner who made a blog solely for the purpose of Kevin to send a photo of himself blah blah blah. Check it out. In fact, his first post is sweet and quite touching.

Isn't Kevin sweet for making bloggers' dreams come true? OMG! I want the same thing too except I don't want Kevin Costner. That man, along with Whitney Houston, gave me nightmares when I was a child. The Bodyguard was one of my favourite movies... hahaha! So who do I want instead? Let's see... let's start with the impossible because it does't hurt to aim high when you're daydreaming.

Carine Roitfeld, Cecilia Dean, Anna Wintour, Sally Singer, Cathy Horyn, Hilary Alexander, Stephen Gan, JD Ferguson, Andre Leon Talley, Glenda Bailey, Janice Min, Karl Lagerfeld, John Galliano, Marc Jacobs, Valentino Garavani, Kate Moss, Mario Testino, Naomi Campbell.

Y'all get my drift? On second thought, anyone can really photochop someone's homepage on a laptop so I think my "I LOVE BRYANBOY" sign pics are better, no? Can you imagine if the above-mentioned people sent me I <3 Bryanboy photos? I would die! Oh well. It will never happen anyway. It doesn't hurt to daydream though. Afterall, Galliano once said dreaming is better than reality. It's true. :)