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BlackJack, PS Cafe Palais Renaissance Hotel Singapore

BlackJack, PS Cafe Palais Renaissance Singapore

Oh what a busy, busy day.

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Lunch at Euro, Auckland

Lunch at Euro

In between shows, I went to Euro for lunch. I really love that place.

The service there is very fast, very swift and very efficient. We only had like an hour to spare so I went straight to the main course. I had grilled chicken with mashed potatoes.

They knew we were in a hurry and our waiter prepared our bill in advance. NO waiting at all! I thought that was very thoughtful and nice of them.

I'll definitely go back there before I leave for a proper, proper meal.

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Elbert's Steak Room, Makati

Elbert's Steak Room

As bitter as it sounds, I'm somewhat glad (oh who am I kidding) to be back in the cesspit of the third world called Manila. It's always nice to be home where I (don't) belong. Haha! ;)

There's no other way to celebrate the occasion than a scrumptious dinner with a friend at one of the country's finest steak houses: Elbert's Steak Room. Click click click!

Lunch at Yung Kee Restaurant, Hong Kong

Yung Kee Restaurant, Hong Kong

What's a trip overseas without making new gay friends? I love them gays! I really do. Most of my real-life friends (HUWATTT FRIENDS ?!?!?!) are often married geriatrics, and worse, married geriatrics WITH KIDS. Because of this, I sometimes forget that I'm a young gay person. HUWATTTT YOUNG GAY PERSON? Haha. JK.

ANYHOO. Johannes and Kenneth invited me for lunch at Yung Kee restaurant, famous (apparently) for its roasted goose. No we didn't eat dog or baby pigeons, don't be silly. Click click click!

Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburgers

Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburgers

I love Americans. I really do. A HUGE chunk of my readers are based in the USA. I think they're amazing. I can't hate on them because web traffic from the US pay my bills. I talk to god knows how many Americans on a daily basis.

I want to understand them more but please explain this.

Source: flickr

Care for a Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburger? This was lunch at Google NYC's cafeteria.

Terry's Bistro + Terry's Selection

Terry's Bistro + Terry's Selection

My friend and I were craving for steak so we went to this cozy place at Podium mall called Terry's Bistro after the salon.

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Kimy Jelly Tongue

Kimy Jelly Tongue

Don't let the name put you off. I went to the convenience store last night to buy cigarettes and saw this ice lolly thing that's covered in/feels like jelly. It's soo good I could eat a dozen of this shit in one sitting. Take my word for it (which we all know is good as gold... sometimes! hahaha)

Kimy Jelly Tongue comes in different flavours such as apple (see below), bubblegum (which I found gross) and something else. Also, they're so cheap... 12 friggin pesos or US 26 cents EACH!!!

I kid you not when I say this thing right here is the BEST thing EVER in the Philippines. Try it today! Run, don't walk, run!

Common Projects, Theodore's, Pepper Lunch

Common Projects, Theodore's, Pepper Lunch

I'm officially going on a 1-week shopping shoe blogging ban starting today. I'm DUNZO with the shoes. DONE. DUNZO! Those Lanvins can go to someone else because there is absolutely no way I'm gonna be able to pay for them unless Lanvin menswear designer Lucas Ossendrijver decides to send them to me as a gift for my undying love for the grand house of Lanvin! Hahaha like that's gonna happen. Who do I think I am? Carrie -- as in -- Vivienne Westwood saw pictures of her in a wedding gown so she sent it for free along with a personal note -- Bradshaw? No. Hale no.

Anyhooooooooo. I just got back from the shops and what the heck, I bought the pair of gold Common Projects shoes I've been lusting over the weekend. I think I'm happy. For now at least. LOL. I better be happy because I'm hella broke.... but at least I have fabulous shoes! Hahaha! There goes the story of my life right there -- the Carriefication of Bryan!

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Pepper Lunch, Rockwell Makati Philippines

Pepper Lunch

I've barely recovered from my Sydney trip (still haven't unpacked yet) but one of my closest friends invited me to dinner this weekend.

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Corelli's Cafe, Newtown

Bryanboy's "A-HA" Moment #16,310: Corelli's Cafe, Newtown

The ever so helpful Patty offered my third world ass a ride to Sydney domestic airport earlier this week.  We stopped by Corelli's Cafe in Newtown for a quick brunch. Y'all know me. In spite of my obsession with all things thinspiration, I'm a very voracious eater, I'm not picky and I'm willing to eat anything and everything edible. I love food! I really do.

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Coke

Goodbye my old friend.

It's been a year and a half since I first fell in love with you and your twin brother and now it's time to say goodbye. You're the reason why I have a gut. You're the reason why I'm so out of shape. You're the reason why my teeth aren't Hollywood white.You're the first thing I take whenever I'm thirsty and sometimes, I can't even eat without you. It's come to the point where I have to have you every day and I think it's unhealthy.

Goodbye my old friend. It's been a fantastic ride but I have to think of myself first.

Slim Jims: Only in Estados Unidos

Slim Jim: Only in America

One of the members of my familia de horreur just got back from the USA land of the fatties and home of the brave and they thought of me when they bought this shit. Meet the most ridiculous food (FOOD???) entity I have EVER seen in my entire life, even more ridiculous than jerky. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Slim Jim.

Snap into a slim jim!

I'm honestly at a loss of words. This Slim Jim shit is crazy y'all, crazy I'm telling you. I could only imagine the people who eat this sort of crap lives in a trailer park in Kentucky somewhere. Y'all know I love the trailer class but this thing, whatever it is, has the colour of a turd and it looks like a small twig as thin and as big as a cigarette. It tastes like peppered cardboard. OILY peppered cardboard. It's crunchy when you bite it but as soon as you start munching, it's like chewing rubber. Gross.

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Potato Craving

Potato Craving

It's 4:12AM and I'm in desperate need of potatoes. I want to eat anything potato -- fries, baked, chips, whatever except boiled. I have 2 potatoes right in front of me and I can't, for the life of god, find the peeler. I don't really know how to peel anything using a knife. I tried to peel the thing but I'm doing it wrong -- they're wayyy too thick.

Ugh. There must be a way. I need a potato fix!

4:30AM Update: I managed to figure out a way to peel them and I'm now in the middle of frying potato chips. Yep. Potato chips with salt, pepper, lots of shredded parmesan on top. Yummy!

Pizza Hut Chicken Wings

Pizza Hut Chicken Wings

This blog entry is dedicated to the hottest girl in Paris who's currently craving for Pizza Hut chicken wings. Thanks to her, I rang Pizza Hut and asked them to deliver.

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Cookies oink oink

Oink oink

OMG I'm such a pig! LITERALLY and FIGURATIVELY. My sister gave me this huge ass jar filled with cookies and I'm determined to finish it all. I've been eating like mad!!! My fingers are practically covered in shit.

You stick your hand inside the jar, take one cookie out, take a bite, nibble, chew, swallow. Once you're done, lick your fingers out like you're sucking a big mean michael biserta's dick -- lick and suck it good -- lick and suck it clean - before you stick your hand inside the jar once more for another round. Rinse. Repeat. I must have eaten at least 24 cookies. Honest! God damn I am soo going to hell. I'm so fat I can't even wear a t-shirt or a tank-top anymore.

Cry me a river, will you?