DOW INDEX DROPS BELOW 10,000!

DOW DROPS BELOW 10,000!

I've been trying to keep myself busy over the past few weeks because my portfolio is making me depressed but today is just the worst. I logged on to my brokerage account to see if I have a nickel or two left for my upcoming trip. Take a look at what greeted me:

This is dreadful! The economy is so fucked up these days and I don't think it's gonna get better soon.

*sigh* I need to make money. FAST! I'm poor and I'm broke. Can you imagine? I went all the way down to Auckland and all I got was a fucking bowtie, some swag and some touristy souvenirs. I spent my money on food, booze, food, even more booze and yes, those $11 kebabs at four in the bloody morning.

I'm in need of a beach holiday. A real beach holiday to take my mind off things. And Lanvin.

Anyone out there willing to be my benefactor?