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Muriel's Wedding

Muriel's Wedding

I'm so disappointed with you guys! Why do I have this feeling that I'm the last person in the world to know about Muriel's Wedding? It seems that everyone on my international network (natch!) have seen this 1994 camp Australian classic except for me!

"Wait!! Let her finish her orgasm..."

Awww poor Muriel. Now this clip is *so* HYSTERICAL! You guys have absolutely *NO* idea how I sometimes wish I had a real "real" job where I can meet hot guys people every day. A lot of folks think being a full-time blogger is like taking a stroll at the park where everything is piss-easy...

At 8 bucks a pop (free shipping if you're in the US), I just bought the DVD online. Can't wait to get it in the mail.

MOVIE: How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

MOVIE: How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

OH MY GOD! Say hello to the story of my life.



No, seriously. That's really my story. Except I have a blog and I don't work for a magazine (thank god for that otherwise, I would've been fired a looong time ago). Hahaha!



I've read THE BOOK by Toby Young... now it's important for me to see the film!

How do you say thank you in 200 languages?

How do you say 'thank you' in the language of fashion?

It's 2:44AM and I couldn't sleep. I'm just curious -- and this is a completely hypothetical question btw so don't make any assumptions -- don't jinx it. What would you get if she sent you a wedding gown worth US$22,760? I mean, a thank you note simply won't suffice...

I don't know about you but Carrie friggin Bradshaw better frame that note.

27 Dresses

27 Dresses

What am I doing watching chick flicks at 3:44AM? I just finished the film 27 Dresses (starring Katherine Heigl and James Marsden). It' a cute film. A bit cheesy and cliched but that's how I like my movies. Y'all know I ONLY watch chick flicks and I'm a sucker for movies like this.

After all these years, I honestly did not know (until now) that you can actually buy films on iTunes. Oi vey!

I'm getting my hair done tomorrow. Finally! I need to get out of bed somehow and I stink like fuckin day-old baby spew.

PS. You know who you are... thank you so much for the flowers. That was very sweet, thoughtful and very kind of you.

Planet B-Boy Movie Trailer

Planet B-Boy Movie Trailer

Someone made a movie about me.

Just kidding, Would you believe the nerve of these... these... creatures to use a name similar to mine? OMG I have to see this movie!

Sonny Vandevelde's Halloween Costume

Sonny Vandevelde's Halloween Costume

Not only Sonny is a great backstage photog, he's also a great trannytastic actress, too. I finally had the time to go through my DVD stash and well, what do you know, Sonny Vandevelde aka David Spade, made a cameo appearance on Adam Sandler's gay flick, "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" as a playboy bunny and a tranny fireman!!!!!!!!! HAHAAHAHHHA I died when I saw that scene! I'm not really a big fan of gay-themed movies because they're usually cheesy and tacky but this film, "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry", is adorable. I love!

Hey, don't go bitch! Don't be a tease! You whore!!!! Sonny Vandevelde is that chu? Sonny's soo cute isn't he??? Sissyfication for the mother fucking win!!!

Sex and the City Movie

Sex and the City Movie

Ignore the screaming whores in the background and keep an eye for those damn filthy snogging queers as they make a cameo appearance on the upcoming Sex and the City movie.

Sooomyantha is that chu?

Unzipped - Isaac Mizrahi

Unzipped - Isaac Mizrahi

Now this... this documovie is something for everyone to see. This is fashion history right here!!! Relive the glory of the 90s... Isaac Mizrahi, Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, Shalom Harlow, Polly Mellen, and yes, even a very young Kate Moss... and Andre Leon Talley wasn't even front-row!!!!

My fave line? When Linda Evangelista said "see, Isaac, why do you always give me the flat shoes and you always give Naomi McCampbell the high heels? You gave me slippers for my finale last season. Every single time! Do you have something against white women?". Priceless.

THIS IS LINDA'S MOMENT Y'ALL!!!!!

"I HAVE A CRAMP IN MY FOOT. WHAT DO I DO? YOU DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!"

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Watch it and tell me what you think. I'm practically in tears right now.

Fashion Videos

Fashion Videos

Ladies! Boy am I glad to get this project off my plate. I've spent quite an enormous amount of time getting this baby out of my hair. Say hello to my new lovechild FashVids.com!

Ultimately, my goal is to make it a blog with a shitload of vids from various resources, all in one place but for now, I'm gonna keep it as a little hobby website with all my favourite fashion and style-related videos.

Dirty whores of the world I need your support. If you have a blog/website/myspace/friendster or whatever, I would totally appreciate it if you give my little baby a quick plug or a mention. Oh and if you have videos you'd like to submit for inclusion, drop me a note, too. I'm excited!!!

Also, be sure to check out ALL the episodes of Australia's Next Top Model Cycle 3. BEST SHOW EVER! I'm obsessed! The new Chanel 2008 Cruise Collection video is also there, just in case you haven't seen it yet... and more, more, more!

Questions? Let me know.

I love you all!

Mini Anden is sending me a sign...

Mini Anden is sending me a sign...

This is sick. This is really sick. Clearly the universe (and Mini Anden if I may add) is sending me a sign and I'm trying to figure out what it is.

So I went through my sister's collection of DVDs and found this film called "Prime" starring Uma Thurman, Meryl Streep and some unknown kid called Bryan Greenberg. I thought I'd watch the film before I go to sleep because I have to do this little photo shoot thingie for a Singaporean magazine tomorrow.

Apparently, this is going to be me in 10 years.

Apparently, this is going to be me in 10 years.

No, not Carrie silly, but the fat Asian woman with the foul mouth. According to Guus from the Netherlands, who emailed me a month ago (sooooorrry babe for only catching up with my emails just now) saying...

"As a dedicated and thankful reader of your blog, I felt like I had to do something back. Sooo, I uploaded this cute scene from Sex and the City to YouTube, and I thought the bitchy attitude and factor of hilariousness would fit your blog. (In fact I just happened to upload it and THEN thought of you, but who cares! HAHA)  Anyway, if you want to view and perhaps share my little video, it’s right here."

Aww how sweet. =) Shiiiiiit oh my gawdddd am I really gonna be just like that -- a Margaret Cho clone? I love Margaret Cho with all my heart, I think she's fabulous and hilarious but come on, I really don't want to be fat.

What am I talking about? I'm already fat and I've got a toxic mouth. I love it though. I fucking love it!

Trailer: The Nanny Diaries

Trailer: The Nanny Diaries

Oh my god! First you've got The Devil Wears Prada and now this. I'm the last person to know that one of my favourite books has been turned into a film and Scarlett Johansson is the star! The Nanny Diaries is one of my favourite books ever. It's all coming to me now -- Nan, Mrs. X, H.H., Grover, etc! I loooove the book! I don't like admitting it but yeah, I guess I do read afterall... in spite of having only 2 brain cells. Don't tell anyone though. I like to tell people I don't read. I'm read to. LOL.

CLICK HERE!

I think I'm gonna take acting classes soon. I need to improve my acting skills so when the time comes, I'm gonna audition to be Giselle Cordero's intern. That would be fabulous, groundbreaking third world cinematography right there! Oooooh Best Actress award here I come! LOL.

On the contrary, maybe not. My English skills are atrocious, I don't have the moolah to support it, I don't have a sense of style, I can't pronounce Proenza Schouler without sounding like a drunk Lithuanian saying "fak dat beeetch", I'm almost clueless when it comes to third world celebrities (trust me, they're not worth knowing. my hemorrhoids flare up every time I think about it), I won't see the light of the day and I'd get shot left and right by the people I know! Hahahahaha!

Where's my promotion?

Where's my promotion?

Any truths to this?

Andrea: It's a busy day. My personal life is hanging by a thread, that's all.

Nigel: Join the club. That's what happens when you start doing well at work. Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke... then it's time for a promotion.

MOVIE!

MOVIE!

I'm really really happy my little Mrs. Granny Bee video broke the 104,000 threshold (in a few days) and it's not going anywhere but up. I'm currently working on a brief, 20-minute movie to top everything I did in the past 2 years, hoping this would further propel me into attention whoredom. I wanna have a million viewers!!!! Hahaha! So tell me, where can I get a fucking:

• skinhead
• office (mine is way too tiny)
• hotel
• restaurant
• lots of camera men/paparazzi, I need at least 10 big fat men with enormous cameras
• red carpet
• fat man in a suit
• train
• Vivienne Westwood corsette

Answers on a postcard please.

Breaking News: ANNA WINTOUR @ DEVIL WEARS PRADA Premiere!

Breaking News: ANNA WINTOUR

Oh my god. American Vogue Anna Wintour went to the advanced private screening of The Devil Wears Prada (the movie) at the St. Regis Hotel on Tuesday night with her daughter, Bee Shaffer.

Guess what? She wore Prada. I LOVE Nuclear Wintour!!!

From New York Post's Page Six
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ANNA Wintour has a sense of humor, but there are limits. The icy Vogue editrix accepted Meryl Streep's invitation to Tuesday's screening of "The Devil Wears Prada" - which she wore - but avoided posing for a photo with Streep, who plays an icy fashion magazine editrix in the film. Wintour bolted from the Paris Theatre with her entourage as soon as the credits rolled, skipping the dinner and charity auction at the St. Regis. Wintour, whose entourage included boyfriend Shelby Bryant, daughter Bee Shaffer, and Dixon and Arianna Boardman, "thought the movie was very funny," said her spokesman, who also said Wintour never planned on staying for dinner. One insider denied Wintour purposely avoided posing with Streep, who had never met Wintour before publicist Peggy Siegal introduced them.

"It was so chaotic, we couldn't set up the shot," said our source. In the chaos were Streep's castmates Anne Hathaway, Stanley Tucci and Bridget Hall, plus News Corp. president Peter Chernin and 20th Century Fox co-chair Tom Rothman. Martha Stewart, in the elevator after ward, said, "Wow! Who ever had a boss like that?" Silence.
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Did you know Anna Wintour's got a son? His name is Charles (Charlie) Shaffer. According to my fag buddy Mauricio he looks gay. I think he looks fugly. Non? Nothing worse than a fugly fag if you ask me. No wonder's leashing out to everyone in the fashion world. He's got a weird-looking fag son.

I don't mind sucking his cock for a couple of nights though.

Imagine having Anna as your mother-in-law.

All the FREEEEEEE clothes and accessories!

Charlie Shaffer photo courtesy of Style.com
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Click here to read more about the Advancec Screening of The Devil Wears Prada from Rush & Molloy of the New York Daily News.

I REALLY can't wait to see this film! That's it... I'm gonna sleep now. It's 9:32AM for god's sake!

Meet Andrés, an 18 year old guy from Argentina. I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING SKINNY BITCH! I AM SO GONNA SMOKE CRACK AND CRYSTAL METH ONE DAY AND BE SKINNIER THAN YOU.

I love you though cause you sent me an I love Bryanboy sign pic.

Fuck the haters. You know who you are. Jealousy and envy breeds malice my dear. Hahaha! All around the world, from far away places and faraway lands... everyone loves BRYANBOY!

I hope no more nightmares for me today. God forbid if Anna Wintour tells me I'm fat in my dreams. Hah!

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