83 entries categorized "Celebrity Gossip"

May 08, 2008

Christina Ricci @ The Met's Costume Institute Gala

Christina Ricci @ The Met's Costume Institute Gala

One word: FEROCIOUS!

Christina Ricci in Givenchy, Met Costume Institute Gala

Christina Ricci

I'm not a big Christina Ricci fan but come fuckin on. She looks sooo FEROSH in Givenchy. I think she's the best-dressed of them all. She really came full circle eh?

March 23, 2008

Amy Winehouse's face

Amy Winehouse's face

To be quite honest with you, I think this is more severe than a regular skin disease. She's literally deteriorating right in front of our eyes!

Amy Winehouse face, skin disorder, disease, impetigo, aids, face

I'm not sure whether you remember the latest season of Project Runway but remember the HIV+ guy whose face blew up because he had staph infection and pus was leaking out everywhere? That's what Daily News reported and I cannot help but wonder whether Amy Winehouse is suffering from the same thing.

Whatever it is, get well soon, Amy!

February 25, 2008

2008 Best Dressed and Best Actress: Marion Cotillard

2008 Academy Awards Best Dressed: Marion Cotillard

Another year, another selection of safe and boring choices made by the usual Hollybore suspects. As far as my humble opinion is concerned, I think Marion Cotillard deserves this year's Best Dressed award. I love her Jean Paul Gaultier haute couture gown! Girl you are fierce!

Marion Cotillard, 2008 Academy Awards, Jean Paul Gaultier, Best Actress, Oscars

Work it! Work that Best Actress Oscar award, Work Marion Cotillard, work!

Big, big, big, big congratulations to Marion! You are amazing!

Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) at the 2008 Academy Awards

Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) at the 2008 Academy Awards

WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT, MY DEAR FRIEND, IS THE OFFICIAL END OF VALENTINO'S ERA. SHAME ON YOU MILEY CIRUS, SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no she didn't. The venerable Nan Kempner must be rolling in her grave as I'm typing this. Ultra-exclusive and ultra-discreet secret haute couture club members around the world are probably popping xanax and clonazepam because of this Valentino disaster.

Miley Cyrus, 2008 Academy Awards, Valentino

I know it's VERY wrong to hate (sorry guys) on a 15-year old girl but fucking hell. Congratulations, Miley Cirus AKA HANNAH MONTANA for single-handedly murdering one of Valentino's last haute couture gowns for EVERYBODY. Ruined, I tell you, ruined!

Is that the foul smell of haute couture order cancellations littering the air? Click click click for more evidence of this monstrosity.

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January 24, 2008

Tara Reid and Julien MacDonald are FRIENDS???

Tara Reid and Julien MacDonald are FRIENDS???

Fuck me with a fruitcake. I'm going through over 400 blogs right now using my blog reader and found this via Perez:

Tara Reid, Julien MacDonald, Nobu London

"... is escorted by a friend out of London's Nobu Berkely restaurant..."

HELLO! Julien MacDonald is a totally important British fashion designer. I have no words. This is unbelievable. Julien MacDonald are you out of your mind??? What's next, Miuccia Prada and Jason Biggs? Marc Jacobs and Bryanboy? Hedi Slimane and Stifler's mom?

January 21, 2008

Suzy Menkes, Spice Girls and Roberto Cavalli

Suzy Menkes, the Spice Girls, Roberto Cavalli

This is why Victoria Beckham is so fucking hot... Marc, are you watching this?

Suzy Menkes: how do you feel about your husband (David Beckham) plastered all over Milan in his underwear?

Posh Spice: I'm proud to see his penis about 25 feet tall!

PRICELESS!

January 05, 2008

The day I defied my Britney ban

The day I defied my Britney ban

Today is the day I'm gonna defy my personal Britney ban to bring you...

Britney Spears Insane

15 police cars, 3 ambulances, a dozen helicopters. I have no words, really. The world has gone insane the same way Britney did. Poor girl. Poor, poor, poor sad girl.

On the contrary, I'm back from my blogging holiday!

December 28, 2007

Mischa Barton - DUI, Drug Possession and Driving Without License!!!!

Mischa Barton Busted - DUI!!!!

Say hello to the newest member of the celebrity DUI club. I really don't understand why these bitches don't have drivers. Why oh why oh why oh why can't they be like the Olsen Twins? Or Naomi Campbell? Or Kate Moss? Hello! Driving is so pedestrian, if you know what I mean. To be quite honest, I would rather stay at the back of the car instead of driving!

"TMZ has confirmed that Mischa Barton has been arrested for DUI, possession of illegal narcotics and driving without a valid license."

Mischa Barton Rap Sheet, DUI, Possession, Driving without license.

Hilarious. Can't wait to see what Mischa Barton's mugshot looks like. (Update - 4:08AM: I have the mugshot!! Will keep you posted in a bit.) Time to hook my fat ass on the webcam again. This is SO gonna be good. Just for your reference...

Click click click!

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December 22, 2007

Nick Patera

Nick Patera

I know my voice sounds like nails carving a chalk board and I couldn't sing to save my life but listen to Nick Patera.

OMG.

IS THAT A MAN????  Sorry but I can't stop laughing. I have images of HIM behind those 1-900 phone sex chat lines with guys jacking off thinking they're speaking to a girl.

December 19, 2007

Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant!

NEWS OF THE YEAR

Holy statutory pregnancy batman! I'm sorry. I can't resist. I know I have a Britney ban on my site but that doesn't mean I can't blog about her 16-year old sister, Jamie Lynn Spears. Allow me to indulge and interrupt our usual faggotry to report what I read before I went to bed last night.

YES MY MINIONS, JAMIE LYNN SPEARS, 16 years old, is KNOCKED UP!

Jamie Lynn Spears

Girl, RIP to your hymen.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Let's just hope she's a better mother than Britney.

But who am I to judge? I'm **not** the one who earns US$700,000 a month! LOL

Just a reminder: PRACTICE SAFE SEX AND STAY CELIBATE Y'ALL! ENOUGH BAREBACKIN FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

PS. Lily Allen is also pregnant. WHY IS EVERYONE PREGNANT THESE DAYS? I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 7 MONTHS, I'm 25 YEARS OLD AND I WANT TO GET KNOCKED UP TOO!!!!

November 15, 2007

Heath Ledger

Heath Ledger

I cannot believe I used to have a MAYYYJAHHH crush on this guy. Not anymore! STAY AWAY FROM CRYSTAL METH AND BAREBACK SEX!!!

This is him now:

Heath Ledger balding

This is Heath Ledger back then:

Heath Ledger

Fill in the blank. "That's what happens when the _____ finally kicks in."

November 11, 2007

Ugly Betty Season 2 - A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding

OH MY GOD I WANT AN AVERAGE FAT BOYFRIEND!

BEST UGLY BETTY EPISODE SO FAR!!!

I just finished downloading the latest episode of Ugly Betty (A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding) on iTunes (gotta love the season pass; the free online thing only works for US residents) and oh my god, I want a hairy fat boyfriend!!! I want one NOW!!!!! I'm gonna be one of those chubby-chasing gaysians who don't know any better.  Fatty Patty Boom Boom for the mother fucking win!

Marc: Amanda, no jokes. I'm freaking out! I introduced him to everyone as my boyfriend and I have no idea what's gonna walk through that door.
Amanda: Sweetie, relax. he can't fit through those doors.
*cue: I beeeeliiiive in mirahhh-kahhllssss*
Marc: Woahhhhhhhhhhh
Amanda: Transfatty!!!! More than what meets the eye.

Amanda and Marc, Ugly Betty Season 2 - A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding

The look on Marc's face is priceless when he saw his boyfriend transform from this...

Cliff - Marc's fat boyfriend, Ugly Betty Season 2 - A Nice Day for a Posh Wedding

OK. I have to admit this has got to be one of my favourite Ugly Betty episodes ever. Amanda's lines were pure gold and she really nailed it. Boy, we could all learn a lesson or two from her. Click click click!

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November 10, 2007

Patrick Moberg and Camille Hayton K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Patrick Moberg and Camille Hayton K-I-S-S-I-N-G

I am SO jealous much!!!!!!!!

Patrick Moberg and Camille Hayton Good Morning America

Woah. They finally went public with their little thing called L-O-V-E. Mushy mushy mush mush extravaganza!

The $64 million question is: when am I gonna find my own subway love?

Fuck that shit. I'm giving them a maximum of 3 months until the Australian chick gets bored with her.  Subway? Doesn't exist in the third world! You can have your public transport love cake and eat it, thanks very much. LOLers!

November 02, 2007

Chris Crocker at V Magazine Halloween Party

Chris Crocker at V Magazine Halloween Party

Oh so now he's also invading the fashion, too? Does Cecilia Dean know about this?

Chris Crocker, V Magazine 2007 Halloween Party

I am *so* jealous much!!!!! V Magazine better put me on the cover or else I'm officially turning my back against the magazine I loved since I was 13 and cancel my Visionaire orders. Emmanuelle Alt, please adopt me under your wing. NOW! I'll bring my favorite leather jacket, striped tee, skinny jeans and my Marc Jacobs gladiator boots.

Just kidding. Do you really think Emmanuelle Alt will acknowledge my fat ass? That woman is so chic I bet she only likes chic people.

Excuse me while I throw up. Happy All Souls Day, everyone!

October 22, 2007

Zac Efron. Again.

Zac Efron. Again.

Is it just me or is there anyone else on the face of the planet getting that "why do I feel like a dirty rotten cradle snatcher every time I see his photo" vibe?

Zac Efron

Note to self: stop reading A Socialite's Life unless they enforce a Zac Efron ban. NO MORE TWINKS! UGH!!!!!!!!!!

 
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