WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY SHOES!!!!
Here’s a little teaser… we took this vid at this little corner in the middle of nowhere (I don’t wanna be seen mincing like Tanya Dziahileva on crack by any human entity other than myself) on our way back from grandmum’s. No, of course I didn’t wear my heels to see her — I had them at the back of the car for special times like these. Anyhoo, I’ve got like 30 minutes worth of footage to "work" on and I thought this one was ABSOLUTELY hilarious. Calling the attention of the GOOL-ies, Sooomyantha and Shania Rendevous!!! Am I doing "it" right???
PUTANG INANG BADING!!!!
Translation: GOD DAMN FAGGOT!!!”
I’m on a roll!!
Could you be any more gay?
Here’s a little candid vid a friend took of me. Watch me gay it up to the extreme, flying wrists and flailing hands and all, for the security guard who was being a complete pest. It’s funny how I could barely carry my bag when all I had inside bag was my phone, a lighter, a packet of cigarettes, a tiny flask of vodka and some nembutal. Just kidding.
I’m soooo fat I HATE IT!!!!
Security guard: It’s not allowed to take photos.
Mich: Bawal mag ano? (Translation: It’s not allowed to what?)
Security guard: It’s not allowed to take photos.
Mich: Ahhhhh. OK.
Faggotry in Motion #015
My new Faggotry in Motion video is dedicated to my friend Carolyn in NYC. Yes silly, I’m talking about *YOU*. Love you bitch!
For more Faggotry in Motion videos, visit http://faggotryinmotion.blogspot.com.
Y’all email me and tell me you love me. My email address, as always, is firstname.lastname@example.org or SMS +63.915.785.1492. I love you all!
PS. Click here to see pics/story related to this video.
Renovated: Faggotry in Motion
Woohoo! I finally finished renovating my Faggotry in Motion website. Go check it out and let me know what you think.
I promise I’ll add create more videos of me spreading faggotry in the next few days to come. Yes bitches, high heels and all.
Faggotry in Motion #014 – Movement, Motion & Mincing
OK. It’s 5AM in the third world and I’m about to pass out. Here’s a new faggotry in motion video for you guys. I just bought a copy of Adobe Premiere and it’s HELL!!! I can’t, for the life of god, figure out the settings to get crystal clear videos that’s under 100 megabytes. The quality of my video looks like the same quality of those trash music videos made in the third world. I tried to export the file in quicktime and windows media but it’s still crappy on Youtube. And worse, I look FAT, thanks to the blur and all the pixelation brouhaha. My thighs are ginormous!!! Whatevs. What a waste, really. You can see all the photos here.
Back to the video — you know what I just noticed? I can’t bloody walk a straight line!!! And I’m 100% sober! My walk somewhat reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend of a friend many, many, many years ago during Gisele/Brasilomania. Some faggots at some club were doing a vogue off so I asked the FoF which model’s walk I resemble the most. Bitch said Angela Lindvall (I was secretly rooting for Carmen Kass). Well, maybe he’s right. Fast forward a few years later, homegirl did my pose for Fendi. Loves it. In any case, fuck putting effort in walking you know, walking is just… walking. Though I have to admit, NATASHA POLY is the best catwalker out there.
On that note, you’ll see how I walk/mince on the video below so click click click!
London work it out. Athens work it out. Ibiza work it out. LA work it out. San Francisco work it out. Barcelona work it out. Madrid work it out.
Remember kids: shake it till you break it. Fake it till you make it. Work it like you own it!
PS. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WHORE MY NEW VID TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. KEEP THE FAGGOTRY ALIVE! I LOVE YOU ALL!
Faggotry in Motion #013 – She’s Got The Look
She’s got the look. The looks. To make it. The looks. To fake it. The looks. To break it. She’s got the look!
Looks. make. Looks. fake. Looks. break. She’s got the look!
For more faggotry in motion videos, visit http://faggotryinmotion.blogspot.com.
PS. Jesus mother of fucking god am I gay or what?
For once and for all.
Jesus mother of god. What’s up with the emails???? In the past four hours, I received over 300 emails and god knows how many SMS messages thanks to faggots at some internet forum. Will y’all please stop speculating about my weight? I am fat. I am chubby. I am in desperate need to lose weight. To be honest with you, I’ve lost interest in taking photos because everyone is going crazy with my pictures and y’all have something to say. People start calling you a pig the moment you gain a few pounds here and there and when you do starve yourself for days surviving on nothing but 2 cans of corn, endless cups of green tea and a shitload of ice water every day then people fire away photo chop accusations. Good god gracious. I’ve had it. I really have had it. Well, enjoy the vid below. Yes I AM FUCKING FAT. I AM MORBIDLY OBESE! AND NO I AM NOT ANA OR MIA AND I DO NOT HAVE AN EATING DISORDER. FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL GET OVER IT YA FUCKIN CUNTS!
I swear to god, some of you people are like the kind of faggots who choke themselves while they’re jacking off. I fucking hope you choke yourself a little too hard one day and your mother finds you dead with your dildo still up your ass.
Video: Mirror mirror on the wall…
It’s funny how my filthy mouth looks like a 10 year old boy’s anus. I love it!
Click click click for a little fun video. It’s not a faggotry in motion vid but it’s pure fun faggotry nonetheless.
Faggotry in Motion #012
I know I’m too fat so shut the fuck up.
You know I’m only saying that because I’m an attention whore. Oui?