Faggotry in Motion #014 – Movement, Motion & Mincing
OK. It’s 5AM in the third world and I’m about to pass out. Here’s a new faggotry in motion video for you guys. I just bought a copy of Adobe Premiere and it’s HELL!!! I can’t, for the life of god, figure out the settings to get crystal clear videos that’s under 100 megabytes. The quality of my video looks like the same quality of those trash music videos made in the third world. I tried to export the file in quicktime and windows media but it’s still crappy on Youtube. And worse, I look FAT, thanks to the blur and all the pixelation brouhaha. My thighs are ginormous!!! Whatevs. What a waste, really. You can see all the photos here.
Back to the video — you know what I just noticed? I can’t bloody walk a straight line!!! And I’m 100% sober! My walk somewhat reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend of a friend many, many, many years ago during Gisele/Brasilomania. Some faggots at some club were doing a vogue off so I asked the FoF which model’s walk I resemble the most. Bitch said Angela Lindvall (I was secretly rooting for Carmen Kass). Well, maybe he’s right. Fast forward a few years later, homegirl did my pose for Fendi. Loves it. In any case, fuck putting effort in walking you know, walking is just… walking. Though I have to admit, NATASHA POLY is the best catwalker out there.
On that note, you’ll see how I walk/mince on the video below so click click click!
London work it out. Athens work it out. Ibiza work it out. LA work it out. San Francisco work it out. Barcelona work it out. Madrid work it out.
Remember kids: shake it till you break it. Fake it till you make it. Work it like you own it!
PS. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WHORE MY NEW VID TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. KEEP THE FAGGOTRY ALIVE! I LOVE YOU ALL!
Faggotry in Motion #013 – She’s Got The Look
She’s got the look. The looks. To make it. The looks. To fake it. The looks. To break it. She’s got the look!
Looks. make. Looks. fake. Looks. break. She’s got the look!
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PS. Jesus mother of fucking god am I gay or what?
For once and for all.
Jesus mother of god. What’s up with the emails???? In the past four hours, I received over 300 emails and god knows how many SMS messages thanks to faggots at some internet forum. Will y’all please stop speculating about my weight? I am fat. I am chubby. I am in desperate need to lose weight. To be honest with you, I’ve lost interest in taking photos because everyone is going crazy with my pictures and y’all have something to say. People start calling you a pig the moment you gain a few pounds here and there and when you do starve yourself for days surviving on nothing but 2 cans of corn, endless cups of green tea and a shitload of ice water every day then people fire away photo chop accusations. Good god gracious. I’ve had it. I really have had it. Well, enjoy the vid below. Yes I AM FUCKING FAT. I AM MORBIDLY OBESE! AND NO I AM NOT ANA OR MIA AND I DO NOT HAVE AN EATING DISORDER. FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL GET OVER IT YA FUCKIN CUNTS!
I swear to god, some of you people are like the kind of faggots who choke themselves while they’re jacking off. I fucking hope you choke yourself a little too hard one day and your mother finds you dead with your dildo still up your ass.
Video: Mirror mirror on the wall…
It’s funny how my filthy mouth looks like a 10 year old boy’s anus. I love it!
Click click click for a little fun video. It’s not a faggotry in motion vid but it’s pure fun faggotry nonetheless.
Faggotry in Motion #012
I know I’m too fat so shut the fuck up.
You know I’m only saying that because I’m an attention whore. Oui?
Faggotry in Motion #011
Who amongst these two blonde sluts will you take home to your parents?
Shit… I’m having a trannie overload again. Bah!
Faggotry in Motion #010
Any Swedes out there who can identify the gay, "strong" and "emotional" song Niklas sang?
Sing after me bitches — sa sa, sa sa… sa sa sa sa saa.. sa sAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Faggotry in Motion #009 – Bored Blonde
Hahahaha! I took this video by ‘accident’. Well, I wanted to test it but look at Niklas’ face — here I am, all girly and gay but damn bored bitch yawned like there’s no tomorrow. I love it!
We’re going to the movies now. SMS me — +63.915.785.1492.
I love you all!
Faggotry in Motion #008
Ok. Fine. Here’s a mediocre video for y’all. We’ll do a proper, proper one soon. Yes, I know, I look fat, brown and poor but I can’t be bothered to dress up like a bitch. Promise we’ll do a better one!
What do you think? SMS +63.915.785.1492.
Am I reaching for the stars?
Well, hello there!
Wow. Wow, I mean, WOW! Over 95,000 views around the world (as of current count) have seen my little Mrs. Granny Bee video! Did you know that tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of videos are upload on YouTube everyday? So when my little labour love garnered the following honors… note: these are valid as of November 28, 2006. I’m not sure if they’ll change but whatever.
Go here to view the current stats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2UVTMls8vo
#85 – Most Discussed (This Week) – All
#58 – Most Discussed (This Week) – Entertainment – All
#14 – Most Discussed (This Week) – Entertainment – English
#90 – Most Viewed (This Week) – All VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!!
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