Meet Mia. She's the most ferocious girl in Melbourne.

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Don’t ask what I’m doing here but I’m at an Irish pub in South Yarra with four straight men.

And I’m wearing plum-coloured sequin pants.

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2nd model down at LIFEwithBird.

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Just about to devour this enormous steak…

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Thank you Helen for the lovely present. She finally got me this clone a willy kit I wanted from raunchyrepublic.com.au. Where to find a hot, well-endowed Australian man (or should I save it for New York) is the question of the night.

And don’t give me looks. I aint doin it. We Asians are petite, thank you very much.

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Grace Coddington is a goddess. Just saying.

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Michelle Obama, Whoopi, Oprah… All the chica women are all here. Loving it!

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The Mecca of Bogan shopping.

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Photo op!!!

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Cuteness overload!

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