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3:58 pm

Faggotry in Motion #006 – Bryanboy goes ice skating

23/10/2006, Uncategorized

Faggotry in Motion #006 – Bryanboy goes ice skating

I see arms… lots of arms flying all over the place.

I did it. I FINALLY FUCKING did it! Just like those old Emirates ads (I love them soo much), ask yourself this question: when was the last time you did something for the first time? I know I look like a beached whale with incontinence pads the size of Canada but I went ice skating yesterday afternoon for the very first time… well, in a decade or so. I’m still recovering from my fever/flu but the hell with it… it’s either skating on ice or bust…

Ice skating is fun fun fun!!!!

CONTINUE READING

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9:53 am

Are you attracted to Asian guys?

22/10/2006, Uncategorized

Are you attracted to Asian guys?

Are you attracted to slightly fried Vienna sausages? I’m kidding.

A friend from the UK told me to download the "Feast of Fools" podcast (which is the iTunes #1 gay podcast) and boy I was in for a shock. Hahaha! Someone named "Aiko" from the Philippines asked if Amanda’s attracted to Asian guys. I don’t know whether "Aiko" sent my website saying it’s "his/hers" but whatever. LOL.

"Oh my gawwwwwd!" "Is that him?" "I think so. He’s wearing a blond wig." "I like the blond wig.

"IS THAT HIMMMMMMMM?"

I AM NOT A GREAT DRAG QUEEN AND I DO NOT HAVE "A LOT" OF DRAG QUEEN FRIENDS!! I don’t even know a drag queen!! heck, I don’t even HAVE FRIENDS! Hahahaha! Let’s just say I’m the third (and fatter) Olsen. That’s all!

Visit the Feast of Fools website and download podcast #411. It’s FUCKING hilarious and I love them.

Proper update coming soon.

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

PPSS. I WANNA BE A NEUROTIC, PILL-POPPING HOLLYWOOD GRAND DIVA too! Hahaha! Really, y’all have to download their podcasts. Amazing. Fucking amazing! Bryanboy approves!

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7:10 pm

When Chic Hits The Fan: Houston, We Have A Problem.

20/10/2006, Uncategorized

102006_gardenWhen Chic Hits The Fan: Houston, We Have A Problem.

The internet never ceases to amaze me. How on earth is it possible for a grown man with a BS in Horticulture (horti-what-now?) and his wife, be the most homophobic couple in Houston, Texas? Click here to find out.

In Sabrina’s own words: "I am appreciative of your time on the phone today and glad you contacted us. I need to tell you that we cannot meet with you because we choose not to work for homosexuals.

Best of luck in finding someone else to fill your landscaping needs."

Right.

Watch the drama unfold on their discussion forums. I see lots of stuff flying all over the place, from bible verses to driver’s license numbers. This is WAYYYY better than your daily soap!!!

My $0.02: that fat child in car crash lime green is cursed for life.

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

PPSS. If you’re in Manila, be sure to visit the Ground Floor of the ITC Building on Buendia/Reposo tomorrow because Prestige Brands is having a fragrance sale!

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8:14 am

Third world madness

20/10/2006, Uncategorized

Third world madness

Will someone please confirm whether this is true or not? I’ve kept my mouth shut over the past few days but I keep on hearing from a lot of people that he’s running for MAYOR of MANILA next year. You read that right and no, you’re not hallucinating. His name is Borgy Manotoc and he’s no other than Imelda Marcos’ grandson.YES!!!! Good ol icon of all things Imeldific and 300 million pairs of shoes galore.

Riiiiiiight.

Please tell me this is just one heck of a publicity stunt… or something. I’ve never had a conversation with him so I don’t know what he’s like for real but I met his girlfriend a few times before and she’s really nice… and pretty, too. And tall. And skinnier than me. Ugh. Some got it really lucky. Hahaha.

I can’t, I just can’t (especially since I’ve seen him, tight Y-fronts and crotch galore on a shitload of billboards in the past) for the life of god, imagine him as a mayor though. Best wishes if he’s really running for public office. I hope he’s only doing this for the sake of starving brown children and the unemployed.

Welcome to the third world!

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

PPSS. Good morning to you too, Daniel.

PPPSSS. With the elections coming up (heck, I don’t even know when that would be and frankly, I don’t give a shit cause I’m not even registered to vote and I’m 47 years old) and in the spirit of third world insanity, I am now officially gonna make my blog available as an advertising platform for political candidates. Just send me suitcases full of cold hard cash and I’ll say LOTS of NICE things about you and I’ll tell people you’re not corrupt and such.

Ugh. I need new shoes.

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4:38 am

Spermafyllda Rövar

20/10/2006, Uncategorized

Spermafyllda Rövar

Well… you learn something new everyday. That’s all I can say.

I made the phone company extremely rich yesterday morning because I drunk-dialled/txtd random people once again. I could barely remember what happened after 3AM though I know I must have spent an hour talking to one of my friends in Stockholm (of all places) before sleeping.

I got up at 11:30 yesterday with nothing but my undies on, a hangover, a cigarette burn on my arm, oh, and two bruises on my leg and my knee.

Bad habits NEVER die. I don’t know why I’m subjecting myself to such crap. I swear to god, I’m really too old for this shit. Ever seen the movie "28 Days" with Sandra Bullock? That’s the story of my life right there… before she went to rehab, that is.

CONTINUE READING

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1:37 pm

Salvation!

16/10/2006, Uncategorized

Salvation!

Just a friendly reminder from your planet earth’s favourite third world fag — if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual or anyone really who likes to get shitfaced and dance till dawn, go to the Salvation party on October 27, 2006 at the Philippine Trade Training Center. This event is brought to you by the fabulous folks at Circuit Asia.

Regular programming to resume shortly with lots of pics…

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

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7:33 am

Caption This

13/10/2006, Uncategorized

Caption This

Good morning maggots! Someone sent me a message on MySpace saying I’ve got an imposter… I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. All I can say is… keep the faggotry alive! Hahaha!

Reminds me of the time I went on holiday about 5 years ago in Indonesia and some Frenchman kept feeling my legs when I was dancing on the ledge of some club. He wanted to see if I have leg hair or not cause he couldn’t figure out whether I was a boy or a girl. When I went to the bar to get a drink, bitch had the nerve to question whether my yellow Hermes belt was faux or real cause I was the only one with Hermes at the club. I don’t even know why people bother with incessant shit talk when we both know we’ll only end up with my mouth on his crotch and his crotch on my ass a couple of hours later.

Proper update coming soon.

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1:32 am

David Bowie – Rebel Rebel

12/10/2006, Uncategorized

David Bowie - Rebel Rebel

I don’t want to play any more games. Stop it already. This is my goodbye song to YOU.

(not you fletch, i still want my hedi pic. har dee har har)

I’M TELLING Y’ALL THIS WEEK’S BEEN INSANE!!! GHOSTS! PAST! RESURRECTION! APPARITION!

I’ve got my mother in a whirl cause she’s not sure if I’m a boy or a girl. Hey babe, your hairs alright. Hey babe, lets stay out tonight. I like you, and I like it all. We like dancing and we look divine. You love bands when they’re playing hard. I want more and I want it fast. They put me down, they say I’m wrong. You tacky thing, you put them on!

Rebel rebel, I’ve torn my dress. Rebel rebel, my face is a mess. Rebel rebel, how could you not know?
Hot tramp, I love you so!

Baboosh_3

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9:58 pm

FLETCHER I FUCKING HATE YOU!

11/10/2006, Uncategorized

FLETCHER I FUCKING HATE YOU!

Speaking of ghosts from my past….

WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SEVEN FUCKING YEARS YA FUCKIN SCOUSE. HOW CAN YOU KEEP THINGS FROM ME????

CONTINUE READING

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8:20 am

Here’s one for laughs…

10/10/2006, Uncategorized

Here’s one for laughs…

I’m telling you, my readers are CRAZIER than I am. Bryanboy reader Steve S. from the UK emailed me a photoshopped creation (you know I DESPISE photoshop but I’m willing to make exceptions). He sent me the grayscale photo and I added several hearts, a touch of red and little sprinkle of good ol’ Bryanboy lovin’ lovin’. Voila!

What do you think? Hilarious, innit?

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

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