Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned.
Great. Just great. Those hardcore religious fanatics are chasing my ass and calling me the antichrist. Don’t they have anything to do with their time? It’s nice to see what their priorities are. They’d rather start (and spread) useless online petitions instead of feeding the hungry or helping the poor. What a bunch of lunatics. Get over yourselves.
You and I need to get laid!
Oh don’t judge me. You’re not in HERE because you got caught helping the poor.
I love you all! I’ll update in a bit. I’m in desperate need of something sweet. I need to run to the store and buy chocolate.
Bryanboy Loves You!
I’ve seen you walk unafraid. I’ve seen you in the clothes you made. Can you see the beauty inside of me? What happened to the beauty I had inside of me?
Oh. you. look. so. beeeeeyooooteeeefulllll tonight… in the city of blinding lights
I’ll announce my anniversary contest shortly. I apologize for the delay. My flu’s gotten worse and I’m sick to the bone. I’m not supposed to be on the computer but some of you got me worrying.
I’ll update soon! Promise!
God I’m going to hell.
It’s 8:44AM and I’m still awake.
Damn it. After this episode I am gonna hit the sack.
I’m sorry but I am in the middle of…
something very important. Fuck ice skating. Fuck blogging. Fuck everything in this world.
My sister bought me Season 1 & Season 2 of the Desperate Housewives and I’m in the middle of a marathon. It’s 6AM and I’m now on episode 16. I can’t for the life of god decide which guy is the right one for me… I know I love Jesse Metcalfe to bits…
But I also kinda (I repeat… kinda) like Doug Savant because I have this teeny tiny thing about generic boresville-looking middle-aged bastards from I don’t know, bumfuck America? Hello daddy don’tdomelittle?
I’ll update when I snap back to reality. I apologize for the inconvenience.
But dammit, Jesse Metcalfe is so fucking hot I want him to rape my ass and give me babies.
Why oh fucking why are all the guys in this third world shithole called the Philippines SOOOO FUCKING FUGLY in comparison to Jesse Metcalfe?
God I hate this shithole. I really do.
And I love Jesse Metcalfe.
Oh and I’m Eva fucking Longoria.
I’m gonna finish this episode, sleep, wake up in 5 hours and have my maid Eunice take photos of me coming out of a huge pink box while I throw lots of confetti high up in the air.
Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is email@example.com.