Tang ina ang chaka
Tang ina ang chaka. I went out for lunch (more on that later) and when I got back, I found Niklas watching Wowowee. Shit ang chaka. I swear. Naloka talaga ako. Ang dami pang tanong. Bakit nagsasasayaw yung mga babae na naka red, green, blue, yellow?" "Bakit ang pangit ng itsura nung TV host na nakasalamin?"
Nawindang talaga ako and naggagalaiti ako sa diri. Tama bang tanungin ako tungkol sa Wowowee?
Where the hell is Eunice when you need her most? Diyos mio… ano isasagot mo? Hahaha! I fucking love it.
It sucks that Niklas is thinner than I am. Really. I swear to god… all we did the past 6 days was eat, sleep, tan, eat, sleep, tan, eat, sleep, tan.
I FUCKING HATE SWEDISH PEOPLE!
(and their stupid, stupid "healthy" and "clean-living" lifestyles)
Hahahahaha! *wink* I mean for god’s sake whatever happened to sex, booze and drugs?
No wonder I’m getting fat…
and worse, I had a dozen chicken wings earlier this afternoon. Yes… the deep-fried, spicy and greasy type.
May god bless my soul. I need a lipo!
I love you all! =)
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!
I WAS GONE FOR A WEEK AND HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME NICOLE RICHIE GOT BUSTED FOR DRUGS???
COURTESY OF GOOD OL’ PEREZ THE PRETZEL…
I FUCKING LOVE IT!
I’ll update when I get back!
I fucking got fat.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaalllly fuckin brown.
Bah! Politics is bad for your health.
Great. I had a teeny tiny fight with Niklas about politics. and immigration. and human rights. I just found out that I’m
a fucking Republican conservative (minus their crazy, eccentric little antics of course).
I should be back in about 3-4 days — I can’t wait. Oh yes.
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I love you all!
I don’t even know what the heck I was doing on craiglist but this advert caught my eye. I see the 22, I see the 145 pounds and I definitely (oh yes) see the Filipino.
So tell me, what happened to the Spanish?
Quite possibly the funniest photo I have EVER seen in the longest time.
Edit: I had to change the photo cause some of you idiots are using the net from offices or schools. Hahahaha! Bah!
Goodbye Third World!
This is interesting. Just pulled out my latest stats and it looks like only 3.92% of my readers are located in the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives, aka my hometown, the cesspit of the third world = Philippines.
Even my Singaporean figures (which is usually wayy more than my Filipino readers) went down as well, thanks to the influx of Americans.
What does it mean? Well, geography is no boundary when it comes to Bryanboy’s faggotry and at this point, the world is my fucking oyster. The number of people who read my site outside the shithole I call home easily outnumbers my fellow brown ricers. Hahaha! I love it. I mean, my third world audience usually remains in the 10-15% figure but whatever. I’m not gonna complain. I love everybody… it doesn’t matter whether they’re brown, yellow or periwinkle. I’m all for world domination. I’m sure you’ll agree with me when I say that the only thing worse than being a big fish in a small pond is being the small fish in the small pond. And I don’t want to be either.
Big fish. Small fish. Big pond. Small pond. Whatever. Fish… pond… both of them can go to hell for all I care. I wanna be a fucking whale smack right in the middle of the Pacific Ocean… and it’s all happening as I’m typing this.
Pictionary coming up next. OOOOO I’m sooo excited. My mangina is getting moist already.
P.S. I’ve been getting emails and notes from third world people why there’s not enough of them… well, I didn’t say my Filipino readers went down (but then again, who the hell knows and frankly, I really don’t give a shit)…. it’s my "sucky sucky 5 dolla me love you long time 10 dolla you pay 20 dolla i gib free roast duck" customers/foreign readers that went up!!
St. Scholastica’s College
I like doing things for the very first time so when the Junior Marketing Association students of St. Scholatica’s College (here in the fantastic cesspit of the third world) invited me to judge their mini fashion show/school project, I just knew I had to say YES!
It’s not every day I get invited by students to judge, let alone visit an ALL-GIRLS Catholic school, so imagine the excitement I had being on the SAME vicinity of thousands of girls, women, ladies, lesbians, young lesbians, kiddie bulldykes, minge, mussels, clams, flaps of all ages, and nuns! FABULOUS! Hahahaha! Just kidding.
Weekend special coming up…
I need to get dressed though. I’m late. 2 more hours and hopefully I’ll get to fulfill one of my dreams… to see Mrs. M in flesh! I don’t care if there’s a 200 feet gap between us… I’m gonna bring my eyeglasses! Hahahaha! I really really reaaaally wanna see her. Wish me luck! LOL.
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