GOD DAMN WHERE’S THE RAIN?

Well, what do you know, although it’s a little cloudy, it’s bright and sunny out. You have NO idea how pissed I am right now. I didn’t get an oversized hooded cardigan made for nothing!

OMG! Tyra’s Gay Lingo Gayducation

HAHAHAHA! I fucking died when my friend Hans from Norway sent me this video. Died. I died, died, died. I hate these whining faggots for corrupting Tyra’s mind with terms like "rice queen", "potato queen" and "sticky rice". She soo doesn’t deserve this big ol’ gay drama fest.

Look at all these gaysians fight over why some of them would only sleep with white boys and then make a whole big brouhaha on why some gaysians "hate themselves".

I’ll tell you why.

IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO FUCKING DICK AND NUTS!

Funny how those gaysians don’t want to admit a 9-inch fat cock trumps over Vienna sausage on national television. Saucer of milk please, for the life of god get real.

Rice queen, potato queen, sticky rice, whatever. It’s all the same. Carbs are BAD for you and dick will give you disease!

3 years ago…

I’m just looking at some old photos and I found this. Look at all that flesh no wonder I’m getting stretch marks. Nasty!

Fatty patty boom boom! Don’t even get me started with THAT top. Haha!

HOLY PRINCE HARRY!

Holy shit my balls shrank when I saw this photoCHOP.

PHWOOOOOAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Look at those massive man legs! Too bad that crotch shot ain’t generous but whatevs. I’m so gonna buy a new vibrator like now. God damn Prince Harry is SO fucking hot it’s not even funny anymore.

FUCK ME. PLEASE.

PS. Thank you, Radar Magazine.

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