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1:35 pm

First Look: OMG Is that human????

16/09/2007, Uncategorized

OMG Is that human????

I’m gonna visit the hospital later tonight but here’s the first look of my niece.

Dominique

I can’t see the detail because they used their camera phone.. and I used my camera to take a picture of the picture inside the camera phone. Am I making sense? This is all too confusing. Anyway, that thing looks gross! Bitch better be pretty when she grows up. Like me. Except better. HAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding.  Why are babies so fugly anyway? They look like little baby infant birds!!!

JonBenet Ramsey is that chu??????

JonBenet Ramsey

Child beauty pageants, here we come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11:07 pm

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15/09/2007, Uncategorized

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10:01 am

Zac Posen is the hotness

14/09/2007, Uncategorized

Zac Posen is the hotness

Set it in stone. I’m going to get myself a Jewish guy for Christmas come hell or high water. Are there Asian Jews anyway? Are there Jewish gays? Can you imagine me converting to Jewishm Judaism Judas Iscarioteroticism like Charlotte in SATC? I don’t want an old bald Park Avenue guy like she got on the show. I want someone with dark curly hair, a big nose, a hairy chest and a huge cock that can serve couscous when I need it. Someone like Zac Posen.

Zac Posen
Photo via: Teen Vogue

But then again, he probably likes to take it up the ass with P Diddy Puffy whatever the hell his name is (they’re partners!) and has never gone back. LOL.

6:30 pm

I AM SO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW.

07/09/2007, Uncategorized

I AM SO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW.

Yes. I know jealousy, jealousy, jealousy is such an evil thing.

But how can you NOT be jealous of the person behind "IF I BLOG IT", a die-hard fan of Kevin Costner who made a blog solely for the purpose of Kevin to send a photo of himself blah blah blah. Check it out. In fact, his first post is sweet and quite touching.

Isn’t Kevin sweet for making bloggers’ dreams come true? OMG! I want the same thing too except I don’t want Kevin Costner. That man, along with Whitney Houston, gave me nightmares when I was a child. The Bodyguard was one of my favourite movies… hahaha! So who do I want instead? Let’s see… let’s start with the impossible because it does’t hurt to aim high when you’re daydreaming.

Carine Roitfeld, Cecilia Dean, Anna Wintour, Sally Singer, Cathy Horyn, Hilary Alexander, Stephen Gan, JD Ferguson, Andre Leon Talley, Glenda Bailey, Janice Min, Karl Lagerfeld, John Galliano, Marc Jacobs, Valentino Garavani, Kate Moss, Mario Testino, Naomi Campbell.

Y’all get my drift? On second thought, anyone can really photochop someone’s homepage on a laptop so I think my "I LOVE BRYANBOY" sign pics are better, no? Can you imagine if the above-mentioned people sent me I <3 Bryanboy photos? I would die! Oh well. It will never happen anyway. It doesn’t hurt to daydream though. Afterall, Galliano once said dreaming is better than reality. It’s true. :)

   

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