Oscar de la Hoya’s sissyfication continues. I love, love, LOVE that Russian whore Milana! First it was the fishnet and heels outfit and now this… Oscar de la Hoya in a tutu!!!!!! God dammit! Do y’all think I should get myself a sex change? I have a feeling I’d make a shitload of dime had I turn myself into a girl and offer sissyfication services to married men where I turn them into full-blown sissies! Think about it — Bryanboy’s Sissyfication Squad, Inc. I’ll roam around the world, hopping from one hotel suite to another, Goyard suitcase in tow with my sissyfication transformation kit. What do you think? There’s a BIG market out there. Big! Huge!
Click click click for more Oscar de la Hoya sissyfication pics.
I died. Died, died, died. I *must* know her name! I want to make her my wallpaper of the week!
Who the HELL is that poor, unguided soul who went to the a Teen Vogue event? Patsy Stone paralox is that chu? Have you not learned anything from Minnie Driver?
Buwisit (prounounced as boo-we-set) is something that you say to any entity who ruins your day week. You may also use that word to describe someone who is incompetent, someone who can’t read what’s on his or her screen properly, someone who can’t give you a straightforward answer, someone who fumbles around as they try to make excuse after excuse to hide the fact that they are CLUELESS.
Buwisit also applies to companies whose "customer service" departments consist of nothing but glorified note-jotters or message-takers. You know what I mean — you call them up, they take a note of it and "customer service" ends there. Ask them a question and listen to them spit a litany of varying lies and excuses. Customer service reps in this shithole are NOT trained to resolve problems — they are trained to take notes! Can you believe they require 4-year college degrees to be employed for that sort of shit? I bet you my fat brown ass even my bitch of a dog can do a better job than these bottom-feeders. Ask my dog why he’s grumpy and what’s wrong and he would lead me to the kitchen where we keep dog food! I won’t take it personal against the staff because that’s how they were trained. Blame the company!
I don’t know about you but tell me, what’s the acceptable lead time for a blue-chip telecommunications firm (with a vast amount of resources) to have a problem investigated? 24-48 hours? 3-5 days or a mind-blowing 9 days?
I just got back from a not-so-productive last- minute meeting (yes, on a Sunday!!! and you guys know how much I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE "meetings") where I was required to bring my laptop and guess what: my
oh-so-adorable"internet connection anywhere" failed me again! What a waste this HSDPA/3G crock of shite. I had to excuse myself for a good half-hour to find a god damn wi-fi card in the area. I’ve been having internet problems since Wednesday night — I thought maybe, just maybe, my problem is isolated and limited to my residence. Lo and behold I experienced the same problem about 10 miles from me — in Greenbelt of all places. Sometimes it’s good, sometimes, it’s unreliable.
Don’t we all love a good ol tranny scandal? Meet the girl responsible for Oscar de la Hoya’s sissyfication! I love, love, love, LOVE her for unleashing Oscar’s inner tranny!
Don’t answer the poll until you’ve seen ALL the photos after the jump.
.. and we love him for it. God damn this is the best thing EVER — boxing champ Oscar de la Hoya dons pink panties, a fishnet outfit and heels! I love it when naughty pictures of celebrities and their fetishes are released to the public. Oscar’s camp naturally denied the photos, saying they were fake and chopped. Dude, I would totally deny them too — but you know what? I think they’re real. HELL YEAH I THINK THEY’RE REAL. Let’s face it, we all have fetishes…we shouldn’t be embarassed because they’re perfectly normal.
At least Oscar de la Hoya looks hot, no? I would totally jump off a bridge head first had it been Manny Pacquiao because he’s fug.
As for me, fuck fishnets and pink panties. I WANT A vintage Vivienne Westwood chinchilla g-string that supermodel Carla Bruni wore back in the dark ages!
Repeat after me: SISSYFICATION FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN!
Roisin is the hotness! That’s the story of my life, right there. LOL. Who knew those Gareth Pugh outfits are actually WEARABLE? I’m quite surprised, to be honest.
Roisin Murphy – Overpowered Lyrics
When I think that I’m over you
I’m overpowered
You’re dating my daughter
The chromosomes match
Exact doesn’t matter
A matter of fact
These amoring feelings
A cognitive state
Need the love object
To reciprocate
When I think that I’m over you
I’m overpowered
It’s long overdue
I’m overpowered
When I think that I’m over you
I’m overpowered
It’s long overdue
I’m overpowered
A chemical reason
If reason’s your game
A chemical needing
Is there in the brain
With preprogrammed meanings
Like a little more pep
Alien feelings
We have to accept
When I think that I’m over you
I’m overpowered
It’s long overdue
I’m overpowered
When I think that I’m over you
I’m overpowered
It’s long overdue
I’m overpowered
As science struggles on to try to explain
Oxytoxins flowing ever into my brain
As science struggles on to try to explain
Oxytoxins flowing ever into my brain
Holy mother of god pray for us sinners. THIS IS THE REASON WHY I FUCKING LOVE AMERICA Y’ALL!!!!!!!!! This shit is real right here. Jesus, I cannot believe what I’m watching. Who the hell knew SKULL FUCKING is rampant in America? It’s an epidemic!!!! You really have to hand it out to those Republicans.
"I don’t have to quote statistics for you. We’ve all heard the stories on the news. Every single day another grandmother is skull fucked in front of her apartment building by street thugs while neighbours do nothing."
"Skull fucking is the problem and we just don’t have the resources to stop them."
"I’m SICK OF SKULL FUCKING."
My favourite line: NOBODY IS BORN A SKULL FUCKER!!!!!!!
As much as I love Janice Min and Us Weekly, I sold my soul to People magazine because of their $5 Million offer.
Her cheeks are festively plump alright and she’s gonna need a nosejob at one point but yeah, people of the world, I am now a proud aunt!! Meet my niece, Dominique. The latest addition to the familia de horreur has 2 names, Dominique ______. I refuse to acknowledge the 2nd name because it’s terrible. If you take the initials out and turn it into a nickname, it’s gonna be nasty because I know someone with the same nickname and that person is a backstabbing, wonky-eyed coke whore — oh wait, that is *was* me! JK. I also don’t like the nicknames "Nikki" or "Nicky" (ugh) nicknames no doubt, other kids will call her when she’s growing up, so yeah, let’s just pretend that name doesn’t exist. Hahaha! Her mother would kill me (!!!!!) but who cares. You know I only have my niece’s best interests in mind, her name is Dominique and that’s that.
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