Meet the people of SKINS. A new TV series fresh from Britain’s Channel 4. My god. Is the 1990s back? Watching trailers like this make me feel REAAAAAAALLLLLLLLY old. I mean come on, it’s not exactly yesterday that I bought 10 grams of cocaine from my former drug dealer, gave 6 bags to frenemies and kept 4 to myself.
Separated At Birth
Remember my little "I don’t care" moment on third world TV? If you’re new to my site, you won’t have a clue on what I’m talking about unless you read the story behind it – click here to read my previous blog entry. God, I have never been soooo ashamed of myself. That’s why I went out on early Sunday evening. The last thing I want is to happens is to be within spitting distance from a TV set and hear myself utter "I don’t care". I asked a friend to take photos for fun’s sake. Most of them are horrid looking and here’s the best shot. What happened to my eyelashes and my teeth???? Hahaha, thanks MG!
DEAR SWEET JESUS MOTHER OF GOD, I LOOK LIKE A FREAK!!!
HILARIOUS! I FUCKING LOVE IT! HAHAHAHAHA!
My familia de horreur sent me text messages telling me how I really ditzed it up in front of the cam. IT SUCKS THOUGH CAUSE I DIDN’T DO IT IN PURPOSE. I’m not sure whether I should be happy or not but what the heck…. "I don’t care!" LOL.
Obsession du Jour: Ballando con le Stelle
Ah… the wonders of good ol’ cable TV. It’s really is amazing how we get Italian TV shows in my little corner of the third world. I normally have ZERO tolerance when it comes to watching shows in languages other than Ingles (heck, I don’t even watch Filipino TV shows.. I’d rather watch Fashion TV instead) but this… this Ballando con le Stelle is something else.
The grandeur and lavishness of the set, all those bright lights, the gorgeous, gorgeous (and well-dressed) audience — nobody does it better than those damn Italians!!
I loooove Ballando con le Stelle!
49,108 Reasons Why I Love Tyra Banks
I love Tyra. I really do. I mean, fine, she’s got America’s Next Top Model but frankly, I’d rather watch Fashion TV any day.
I’ve seen the Tyra Banks show a couple of times before and I thought her show is just ‘another American talkshow’. I was wrong. I got hooked after watching her "Girls Gone Wild" and "Guys Gone Wild" episode. There’s something about her that I love and I don’t know what that is. Maybe it’s the way she talks, her facial expressions and her constant eyelash battering. You have to watch THIS video. She’s sooo hilarious.
Good Morning Faggots!
First things first, BRYANBOY LOVES BOYS FROM BELGIUM, PARTICULARLY
NICOLAS. That’s hot!. Keep those "I LOVE BRYANBOY" pics coming! Email email@example.com. NO photoshopped photos please!
If you have access to third world television, be sure to watch me
and my nonsexual wife Hannah in about 2 hours’ time. What us make a complete fool out of ourselves at Studio 23′s Breakfast/Morning TV show between 6-7:30AM. TODAY!!!!!
It’s 4:07AM, I’m leaving the house in about an hour to go to the studio and I still don’t know what to wear!
Jacket by Zara, shirt by Kenneth Cole, shoes by Zara, jeans
by Alexander McQueen, belt and bag by Hermès, pearl belt (to be worn as
a necklace) from Chanel. I’m not sure whether I should use a different
pair of shoes (i.e. maybe brown Louis Vuitton)… or whether I should
use my amber + gold chain necklace by Kenneth Jay Lane.
If you’re gonna watch the show, be sure to get your cameras ready and take pictures of us in the small screen. Email them to firstname.lastname@example.org. Hannah doesn’t have a VCR and I think mine is fucked up. Everyone’s got DVD players these days…Ugh!!!!
See you soon faggots and wish me luck! I’m gonna take hardcore drugs
to keep me calm during the interview. Hahahaha! I’m kidding.
God I’m sooo nervous. Please pray that I don’t look fat on TV.
SEND ME SMS MESSAGES, WISHING ME LUCK! +63.915.785.1492 (if you are in the USA, call me, 011.63.915.785.1492)
I love you all.
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