So it's 2AM and I just finished watching the latest episode of Ugly Betty. "The Sex Issue" is my favourite episode so far this season. I still can't get over the fact that Betty managed to snag a billionaire heir — with a former sex addiction!! But I like Matt. He's such a sweetheart compared to Betty's other LOSER guys.
Excuse me my dear readers as I need to get out of my rut. I have a new vice. I’ve done absolutely nothing in the past twenty four hours thanks to my new addiction. I’m not a big fan of soaps but lemme tell you I am so hooked with Home and Away. It’s so bad that all I did today was stay in bed and watched over twenty old episodes on YouTube. I just finished watching episode 4590. Listen to the last bits of this video. It’s soo good it’s pissing me off… and the sound effects are hilarious.
Repeat after me and whisper it in your best Aussie accent — HAS SHE COMMITTED THE PERFECT MUHHHDAH? NO ONE SUSPECTS HER NOT EVEN HER OWN HUSBAND. HAS SHE COMMITTED THE PERFECT MURDAH??? WILL HE EVAH REALIZE HE’S MARRIED TO A KILLAHH? WILL SHE GET AWAY WITH IT?
LOL. This addiction has to stop. I wanna watch the next episode but I’m afraid I’m not gonna be able to do anything and the whole world is calling my attention via my email inbox.
PS. (Update – 2:34AM): a few hours and 20 episodes later…. WHO WASHES UP? LOL See.. how the hell can I stop watching this crap?
YES, YES, YES, YES!!!!! If the rumors are true, oh my fucking god it’s a MEEEERAAAHHHHKOLLLLL, Anna Wintour and Andre Leon Talley are finally doing something right! Somebody tipped Jezebel:
“Not ten feet down the hall in one of our tiny windowless ‘crying rooms’ here at 30 Rock, Andre Leon Talley and a bunch of assistants are putting make-up on Rachel Maddow for a photoshoot/interview in Vogue. Vogue just got so much more awesome, I don’t even know how to deal.”
I *love* Rachel Maddow. She’s one of the coolest, highly-opinionated lesbians around! Think about it. You have NO idea how badly I want this to happen. Minority! Diversity! A non-OVEREXPOSED blond actress. A bulldyke! In Vogue. Vogue. VOGUE!
I haven’t bought American Vogue in years (why buy when you can read it for free at the salon?)… perhaps that would change this time around?
Have you seen the latest Gossip Girl episode? Craziness! Excuse my lack of knowledge of the English language but what's the term to use when a girl gets "blueballed"? I know it only applies to guys. Dammit Blair!!
ATTENTION WHORES OF THE WORLD UNITE! Oh my god you guys I think I found the most hilarious thing ever. There’s a TV contest down in New Zealand for online attention whores like myself called “New Zealand’s Next Top Friend“. The goal is to be NZ’s most popular friend on Bebo, Facebook and Mypage (whatever that is) in a span of four weeks. They’re all staying in a Big Brother-type house with webcams all over the place. Winner takes NZ$10,000, which is like what, a Chanel bag?
Anyhooha, check out some of the hilarious aspirationals who are auditioning for the next batch. There’s this ex-stripper, ex-army THUG called Shannon.
And then you’ve got Jake who is “a gay”. Yes, he is “a gay”.
What do y’all think? Shannon or Jake? Answers on a postcard…
[Update/Edit:I totally forgot that the Magalonas are going through a lot right now, especially with Francis' leukemia... my comments (and I hope y'all try to be sensitive as well) are targeted towards the show and not the cast itself. OKKKKK? Yun lang pow. Now Go Gucci Ghesquiere Go!]
I guess those ABS-CBN rumors starring KC Concepcion as Serena are just rumors indeed.
OH MY FUCKING GAS TALAGA. It's the end of the world as we know it. This is Lipgloss (by TV5), the THIRD WORLD version of Gossip Girl. Set in a fictional school called "Linden High", the people behind the new TV show called "Lipgloss" are: Maxine Eigenmann, Saab Magalona, Rodjun Cruz, Mikee Lee, Fred Payawan, Sam Concepcion, Kevin Lapena, Cheska Ortega, Mary Grace Perrido, Czarina Suzarra and Mikki Hahn.
Now will y'all please excuse me while I get the sick bucket. I think I threw up a little. The show is baduy, full-stop.
I'm so pissed!!! UGH!!! Now you know why I loathe and don't watch Filipino TV. This shit is soo disgusting! Forget the awful styling… what's with that gross video blur that is soo ubiquitous in this shithole? Mag-upgrade nga kayo ng camera ninyo! Putang ina, year 2008 na…. we're not in the 90s anymore!
Filipino readers please vote!
Yun lang pow. Mamamatay ang gaya gaya!
PS. Please don't mind me. My opinion is like a butt. Everyone has one and is entitled to. For the life of god, leave Gossip Girl ALONE!