Australia’s Next Top Model Cycle 6 Episode 4: Nowhere to Hide
Ashton (who somewhat reminded me of a tall Julia Restoin-Roitfeld) was eliminated on the last episode and there are nine girls left.
Here’s the latest installment of Australia’s Next Top Model. That Michael Klim looks like a fucking neo nazi! SCARRRRRYYYYY!!! Please don’t hurt me for saying this but I’m really petrified of tall, white skinheads.
Oh and Kim. KIM BLOODY KIMBERLY THE BOGAN. I REALLY WANNA SMACK HER FACE. Anyway, I won’t spoil it… click click click!
Australia’s Next Top Model Cycle 6 Episode 3: Before And After
Megan was eliminated last episode and there are now ten girls remaining.
Sophie is the most annoying girl out of the whole lot. I really, really, really, REALLY wanna smack her face. Don’t get me started with the make-up. What is up with her beige lipstick? Ah yes, she’s an Avon lady. Anyhoo, the girls had makeovers and Kelsey looks stunning with her new hair.
Click click click to watch the rest of the episode online.
I love Australia’s Next Top Model! The country down undah that brought you modeling sensations like Gemma Ward, Abbey Lee Kershaw and Catherine McNeil is also the country where the best ‘Next Top Model’ franchise is from. It’s the only one worth watching.
After watching this episode, I’m rooting for KATHRYN! I’m all for tall and skinny! Also, the Avon Lady with the tan and too much makeup on… I think she’s this season’s bitch. As in, the one who would make interesting TV.
Grace Coddington to Appear at The Martha Stewart Show
This just in: the amazing and iconic Grace Coddington, American Vogue’s Creative Director and co-author of the book “The Catwalk Cats“, stopped by the set of The Martha Stewart Show earlier this week for a special taping dedicated to cats and why they make awesome pets.
Martha invited Grace to the taping as they’re both proud owners of Dominic Calico Persians. Here’s a shot of Martha Stewart with her new persian cats, Empress Tang and Princess Peony.
Big Mama Martha first fell in love the cats when she saw Karen Elson dressed as Grace in an old Vogue editorial a few years back.
If you live in the USA, the episode will air on Monday, January 11.
Call me obsessed but the Wawa Club remix of Jason Derulo’s Whatcha Say has been my most listened track on my ipod over the past few weeks. It’s funny because it’s not often that I listen to pop/top 40 music but that song followed me everywhere I go — on the radio while driving around in Detroit, hearing it in full blast on someone’s speakers while in the subway in NYC, hotel radio in Singapore, everywhere!
Sing after me:cause when the roof caved in and the truth came out I just didn’t know what to do. But when I become a star we’ll be living so large, I’ll do anything for you. So baby watcha say?
I finally found the time to catch up with my Ugly Betty and Gossip Girl episodes (The Treasure of Serena Madre) lo and behold they played that song again!
Cheaters and sluts. I dislike passing judgment but horrible is all I can say. Horrible. Horrible people they are.
I know this sounds crazy because, quite frankly, I'm not into geriatrics or muscle marys but it seems that the older I get, the more attractive mature men become. My preference for twinks becomes a thing from the past.
Wilhelmina pretty much sums up the look on my face when I saw that.
Oh my nerves sweet baby jesus.
You know what, I deserve a fucking vacation. I need a fucking vacation. Not one of those week-long trips to big cities but a week-long trip of island nothingness, just me by myself sprawled on the beach, listening to my ipod while tanning (no cheeseburgers like Wilhelmina, thank you very much) and a very hot man (please, I'm begging you) to sweep me off my feet.
It's Official! Andre Leon Talley to Judge America's Next Top Model
American Vogue's Editor-at-Large Andre Leon Talley and Tyra Chops are both in New Zealand to tape the next season of America's Next Top Model. Here's a pap photo of them having lunch at Cibo restaurant in Parnell.