I’m the last person in the world to do ‘dumpster chic’… someone please, pretty please, stop me with my Mary Kate phase before it’s too late!!!! It’s sooo fucking unhealthy.
Looks like dirty George is back to his old, perverted ways. Isn’t it amazing how this £70,000,000 man (that’s 70 Million British pounds) goes to the park just to have anonymous sex with guys when he can get a good looking person for that much money?
Celebrities… what is it with them? I can’t seem to understand their "eccentricities". Surely it must be lonely (in his case, extremely lonely) when you’re at the top.
More pictures after the jump, including the very dirty (and very old, ugly) man he got caught having sex with…
Nicole Richie has an Asian-sized hard-on!
I know y’all wet your pants when you saw Paris Hilton’s scrotum but wait till you see Nicole’s Asian-sized hard-on!!!! Hahahahahaha! I’m kidding. I love this girl. I really do. Sadasa saaaaaaa sa saaaa sa saaaaaaaa!
Ooooh is that Rachel Zoe behind her?
Food Poisoning and Filming
I don’t even know where to begin. A lot of things happened in the past few days. If I got a dollar every time I said ‘food poisoning’ over the past 72 hours I’d be one heck of a very wealthy faggot by now.
The good news is I lost some weight… and I’m VERY well on my way on losing some more.
That’s David Kempner (left), me and Fenton Bailey (right). Fenton has produced far too many award-winning documentaries, TV shows and films like The RuPaul Show, The Eyes of Tammy Faye, Party Monster, HBO Documentary Monica (Lewinsky) in Black and White, Inside Deep Throat and TransGeneration amongst many others. David, on the other hand… well, I found out early on Wednesday morning that he filmed Paris Hilton before. He also worked on Inside Deep Throat and Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason.
Not Safe For Work: Paris Hilton
I know we’ve all seen Paris Hilton’s pussy flaps many, many, many times but this is the first time I’ve seen REAL huge closeups.
I have fair reason to believe Paris Hilton IS A MAN! She’s got balls!!!!! Her clit looks like a scrotum it’s not funny at all.
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Hospital and Haircut: Pretty Faggot
"The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?"
I looooove Pretty Woman!!!!! Who the fucking hell knew that old fart with salt and pepper hair, Richard Gere, was fucking HOT back in the dark ages? Man, I wasn’t even born when this film was made. Ugh!!!! I can’t believe he’s sooo hot back then.
Yesterday afternoon was productive. I originally planned on having a massage but I ended up at the hospital (and the mall) instead.
Black t-shirt from Topshop, oversized sleeveless striped v-neck top from Zara, sunglasses from Gucci, bracelets from Hermès, Bill Amberg and Topshop, necklace from Mimi (Philippines), bag from Balenciaga, jeans from Acne Jeans (Sweden), super old sandals from Bragano by Cole Haan.
I told you Hilary loves me…
Remember the time when Fendi copied my infamous Bryanboy pose? This time it’s Hilary… with an old Fendi spy bag, no less.
Fine, it’s not exactly my pose but whatever. My pose is STILL going places, I’m telling you. Maybe not in Hollywood but it certainly has reached far flung places from New York City and Singapore to somewhere in bumfuck, Sweden and Krakow, Poland.
Shit, even my long-term Swedish loverboy Jakob, who just got back from a trip to Prague and keeps on getting blonde and blonder, borrowed some old, drunken street man’s bag and posed just to make me happy. I told him to hook me up with those Czech boys and he sent me this photo instead. Bah! I need hot sex with some east european fucker like pronto.
I"ll do a proper update later. I’m late for my doctor’s appointment. I’m having a chest x-ray, ECG and some blood tests done. I’ve been procrastinating and I just want to get this done and over with, once and for all.
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Why do I have this feeling…
I have to get this out of my system or else I’m gonna be insane. Just browsing the net, as always, and came across a picture of Hilary Duff over at Hollywood Rag.
Why do I have this disgusting feeling at the pit of my stomach that Hilary Duff and I have some sort of a (twisted) connection? Please tell me I’m not evolving BACKWARDS and Hilary isn’t the indicator of what my future would be and to think, I’m twelvehundred centuries older than her.
Let’s look at the facts…
- we both LOVE Evian except she likes to drink it whereas I use it to douche my ass before anal sex
- Hilary and I are just as fat especially now that she gained weight.
- we both like skinny jeans and we’re not even skinny
- she’s got the Marc Jacobs bag that I was just eyeing on a few hours ago.
- we have an awful lot of things in common (i.e. we’re both fat)
- I loooooove that "wake up wake up on a saturday night could be new york maybe hollywood and vine" song. Hahahahaha!
Click here to read what Duff has to say and for more pictures. Take note of her arms. I swear to god I’m just as fat as her. No?
God I hate being fat. This excessive weight gain has to stop! I’m already having a shitload of stretchmarks thinking about it. There’s a skinny, little, skeletriplet person hidden inside me, begging to come out of from all this excess flesh that I have!
You guys have got to watch World of Wonder’s latest videocast. Absolutely hilarious! Lots of quotable quotes from "it’s fabulous to watch Barbara destroy Starr" to "you don’t fuckkkk with Barbara." Click here to watch the video.
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