Britney Spears’ Hair — Buy now on eBay!
This is absolutely revolting. What is up with Britney’s publicity stunts as of late? Desperate fucking woman. I’m sure you’ve heard by now that good ol’ Britney Spears shaved her head.
Pay a million bucks and you get a lighter AND a red bull can absolutely free!
Rest in Peace: ANNA NICOLE SMITH
Ding dong the blond is dead. Just saw this on CNN. Don’t ask me why I’ve got CNN on TV at fucking 5:23AM. I thought she only collapsed.
I guess she ended up overdosing on drugs. Suicide, most likely. How tragic. And to think, she recently just gave birth.
Either way, may you rest in peace, Anna.
The Cool Times and Crazy Life of Paris Hilton… Exposed!
(SAFE FOR KIDS BUT NOT SAFE FOR WORK)
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Now *THIS* is what I call the fantastic life. Sex, drugs, rock and roll, fake IDs and of course, Amanda Lepore! I’m sure many of you had already seen these photos from ParisExposed but I’ll post them on my site anyway for posterity’s sake. It’s amazing how life is soo good for the beautiful ones whereas in my hey day, there was so much drama with drugs — who’s mooching, who’s sharing, who’s not sharing…
2007 Golden Globes
Ugly Betty: "Bryanboy, my god, you look so thin!"
Bryanboy: "Really? Thanks. It’s for Paris. I’m on this new diet and it’s very effective. I don’t eat anything and when I feel I’m about to faint, I eat a raisin and smoke crystal meth. I’m one stomach flu away from my goal weight."
Meryl Streep is my homegirl!
A big, big congratulations to Meryl Streep for winning a Golden Globe award.
Oh and Salma Hayek, please fire your stylist. Everything about your ‘look’ is wrong. You look like a big fat clown in a big, white gown. Your accesories are terrible, too. What is wrong with you? As for that whore Sienna Miller — your face looked like a well-oiled frying pan. Is it crystal meth that’s causing all that sweat?
Maybe I should replace my TV set. No? My Golden Globes report coming up shortly.
Here’s one for the boys.
And lesbians, too.
Why am I posting this? Believe it or not, there are fabulous folk like Carlos who are simply just not satisfied with my mangina.(Say hi to the beautiful wife for me!!!)
Paris: "Legs akimbo bitch!"
Britney: "I’m not a girl… not yet a woman!"
Mending Failed Relationships
Look who’s back. I don’t even know why I’m posting this but I’m glad they’re really "back" together again. We all knew this was coming anyway. Maybe it’s a sign that I should make an effort in mending some of my relationships with the ghosts of my past? It’s quite a coincidence they’re all resurfacing lately, apparitions and all. What do you think? Will I get hurt (again) in the process? Is it worth it or not?
Photo credit: BritboyinLa
NO is probably the best answer at this point. We all know their feud was a hoax whereas my personal dramas are as real as the Chanel headband Paris wore on that photo.
There are some failed relationships that are worth saving (after time) whereas most are better left in the dust. The best way to deal with such failed relationships is to put a closure permanently, walk away and never look back for the rest of your life.
(Which doesn’t really make any sense because I just did the opposite.)
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Mischa Barton. Sweaty Pits.
OMG She’s Human! Sweaty betties of the world unite! Hahahaha!
More pictures of Mischa Barton and her armpit problem after the jump
It’s Déjà Vu all over again!
I just love Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr. aka Perez Hilton. What happened to him recently smells like what happened to me earlier this year. The difference is, he’s got balls and I don’t; his was deliberate and mine was one heck of an embarassing accident.
Photo credit: Perez Hilton
Celebrity Collage is so full of shit. I don’t even know why I wasted my time.
According to MyHeritage, Miss Eunice, looks like Yoko Ono, kim Ki-duk, Burt Reynolds, Q’Orianka Kilcher and Freddie Prinze Jr.