Envelope Stuffer

I got up at 8:30 yesterday morning and spent god knows how many hours stuffing more envelopes with my super limited edition stickers. I HAD TO DO IT MYSELF CAUSE EUNICE IS BUSY RUNNING ERRANDS. I think I have a grand total of 100 or 125 envelopes. I’ve lost count. Here are several photos of some of the packets for you to look at. You can really tell I made the effort… look at all those neon pink hearts and yellow circles! Each packet is a labour of love!

More sticker drama (and Guess the Nationality!) after the jump

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I don’t trust you. I don’t trust you at all.

My sticker campaign obviously backfired on me and I have to say that I’m disappointed. Extremely disappointed. In the past three (3) days, I received a staggering 3,387 free sticker requests from people around the world.

Be sure to read the entire entry after the jump.

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Who needs love when half of the world loves me?

It’s 12:28AM and I’m too knackered to blog. I had back-to-back meetings yesterday and I have another meeting tomorrow… I mean today… in about 10 hours. I’m gonna get some serious shuteye and then I’ll update my blog. Sorry bitches but my vagina is temporarily under renovation.

Who needs your love when half of the world loves me? Last time I’ve checked, you’re a NOBODY. Why become a big fish in such a small pond when you can be a pregnant sperm whale smacked right in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

Guilty as charged! Now you know why I am soo fucking fat… All I do is stuff my face full with sausages.

If you’re anorexic and you know it clap your hands. *clap clap*
If you’re an attention whore like me you clap your hands. *clap clap*
If you have many people "loving you", many people senidng pics, if you have fans and you love them too you clap your hands. *clap clap*

More ludicrous nonsense first thing tomorrow morning when I wake up.

Immortalizing Howard

Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you. This is somewhat an emotional post although to be honest, I have NEVER BEEN HAPPIER in my life. My head has been nagging at me to do one of these things and I thought NOW is the right time to say it.

Hahahaha! How was it possible? I only started my free sticker promotion yesterday and my maid Eunice haven’t even mailed the stickers yet. So far I’ve received 1,341 free sticker packet requests. I figured we’ll send anywhere between 150-300 envelopes each week. This is much harder than what I expect.

Anyway, Howard (www.zombiecoterie.com) is one of my good friends in Londontown and I fedexed him an envelope sometime last week with a fair amount of stickers. He’s a brilliant artist; you should see some of his artwork. I love him dearly. He’s one of my fairy godfathers. (hint hint to one of my fairy godmothers.. I hope you’re reading this too.) At this point, I’m at the crossroads of what it is exactly I want to do with my life. In spite of all the drama in my personal relationships, I’m soo glad and blessed to have people like him who support me dearly and unconditionally.

More after the jump…

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Free Sticker Project
Last Updated: August 8, 2005 at 4:49AM Third World Time

Effective immediately, I will no longer offer free packets of stickers to people who reside in the following countries:

• Philippines
• Singapore
• Canada
• Australia

I will still send free sticker packets tho those of you out there who submitted your request BEFORE the cut-off period. Anyone who reside in the following countries and signed up for a free packet BEFORE I made this blog entry shall get their free sticker packet.

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NOTE TO SINGAPOREANS

***STOP THE PRESS! STOP THE FUCKING PRESS!***

Oh my god I wanna cry!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am no longer offering free stickers to anyone who lives in Singapore. I guess I underestimated you all. I really didn’t know I was THAT popular over there!

In a span of less than 4 hours, I received a staggering 182 free sticker requests (as of current count) from Singaporeans. I know I have a shitload of readers over there but I didn’t know a lot of you people would bite my offer. Hahahaha!

Effective immediately, I’m only gonna send FREE stickers to people who live OUTSIDE the Philippines and Singapore. I wanted to create some sort of ‘balance’ amongst countries, you know, maybe 50 packets to Singapore, 500 packets to the USA, 400 packets to Canada, 250 packets to the UK, etc.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FUCKIN DIVERSITY? HAHAHAHA!1

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I’M FEELING GENEROUS!

Admit it – we all love freebies and we LOOOOOVE generous people. It’s always nice to have someone out there giving out free stuff. Case in point: Oprah. I remember one episode when she gave out expensive shit like cars and all sorts of other stuff to her audience. I know I’m nowhere near Oprah nor do I ever want to be Oprah but I’m feeling generous these days so I might as well share what I have.

Read more about it after the jump… CALLING ALL FREELOADERS: YOU HAVE TO READ THIS ENTRY BECAUSE I’M GIVING OUT FREE SHIT!

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Stupid Question: Bryanboy = Backpacker?

I know this is a ridiculously stupid question because I’ve never "roughed it up" or gone "backpacking" before… but can I go "backpacking" with an LV trunk? I don’t have a real, real backpack like those hideous 5-foot high nylon-and-mesh bullcrap that a lot of young Brits and Australians seem to carry.

The Bryanboy Camel Pic: For some strange reason, many people all over the world LOVE this photo. I want to have another "kodak moment", this time, with another animal, like an elephant, tiger or orangutan. Click here to read the camel picture story.

I chatted to my Mexican buddy yesterday. I asked him the LV question and his reply was: "…………… no comment". I brought this whole backpacking subject to him a few months back and he told me I have to ditch biz/first class tickets, hotel suites and designer luggage if I’m really serious about backpacking.

Even one of my Brit friends told me it’s nice to keep things "REAL" by travelling via land (i.e. trains, buses, etc), stay at "youth" hostels, etc. The ocassional splurge is allowed, i.e. a fancy meal at a fabulous restaurant or the odd shopping here and there… but nothing outrageously excessive.

It all sounds appalling AND appealing at the same time. But when you think about it, maybe he’s right.

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