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5:53 pm

Self-Portraits

14/01/2007, Press Coverage

Self-Portraits

Don’t hate me. Hate ageing. I was just looking for photos to send to a magazine who recently interviewed me via chat and tears trickled down to my face when I saw this batch of self-portraits I once took. My face might not be perfect and I have soo many flaws but god I looked so beautiful a little over a year ago…

What happened to that boy in the picture? Well… he stopped taking drugs, sobered up his act and gained 30 pounds. Is it a sin to be narcissistic? Definitely not. One thing is for certain though — it’s a sin to be "festively plump".

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10:26 am

Mrs. Granny Bee’s PICTIONARY ROYALE, Love, Text Messages Galore

28/11/2006, Bryanboy.com, Current Affairs, Drag, Fan Art, Fans, Mrs Granny Bee, Press Coverage

Mrs. Granny Bee’s PICTIONARY ROYALE

I’d like to do a special announcement before we continue with today’s pictionary. I know you’ve all been waiting to see Mrs. Granny Bee’s photos from last week but I’m kind annoyed cause I think I’ve gone FARRRR TOO GAY over the past few days. Hahahaha! I mean gawd, you know you did something wrong (BUT WE ALL KNOW HOW THE WRONG AND THE BAD IS SOOOO GOOOOD HAHAHA) when you suddenly get an avalanche of emails from people asking you to send them bras and panties by mail. I DO NOT WEAR WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR SO I DON’T HAVE "MOIST PANTIES" TO SEND YOU AND BITCH PLEASE, I AM NOT A FULL-TIME TRANNY! Hahaha! I only do it when I’m on crack. So yeah… here goes.

There.

HAHHAHAHA! YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK!

I know that photo was taken back in the dark ages when I got OD’ed on everything Patsy Stone loved but what the heck, shitake happens to the best of us. Good thing I’m clean and sober now. NO WONDER I’M FUCKING FATTTTTT!!! I hope that photo will serve as a reminder that I am a boy, I love being a boy and I will always be a boy, then, now and forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever infinity ever, no matter how many pairs of Manolos, Jimmy Choo, Roger Vivier or Pierre Hardy shoes I’ll get to wear in this lifetime.

Mrs. Granny Bee is waiting!!!! Click click click click! I’m bringing SEXY BACK!!!!

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6:35 am

Because I’m worth it.

17/10/2006, Press Coverage

Because I’m worth it.

What a nightmare! LOL.

Long-time Bryanboy.com reader D.H. from the UK sent in this newspaper clipping from The Guardian (UK) dated August 12, 2006. Even in times of terror, the world can see my lovely pose.

Stay tuned.

8:21 pm

Breaking News: BEVERLY HILLS PEOPLE I NEED YOU

03/10/2006, Press Coverage

Breaking News: BEVERLY HILLS PEOPLE I NEED YOU

100306_blondSomebody from Beverly Hills one-three-one-zero sent me a text message earlier saying I got nominated as "Most Loved and Popular Gay Guy" next to Randy Harrison of Queer as Folk at some magazine… obviously I wasn’t **THE** MOST LOVED AND POPULAR GAY GUY but whatever. What the heck, I shouldn’t be complainin… 2nd best is just as good when you’ve got this faggot as competition. Hahaha!

Edit: 8:34PM: here’s a smaller version of his photo. I’m too selfish to give tis guy some website real estate today.

I know why he won — clearly he’s thinner than me and I’m fat. I’m kidding!

I NEED YOU TO TAKE A PHOTO OF THAT MAGAZINE OR HECK, SCAN IT AND EMAIL IT TO ME. bryanboy@gmail.com and carbon copy it to bryan@bryanboy.com.

That person told me he’ll send it but my inbox is still empty. It’s late over there. I offered him sexual favours in return but he said he’s still a virgin — I think the phrase ‘Los Angeles’ speaks for itself. Bring me the head of an LA virgin and I’ll give you the pope’s red croc Pradas in return.

I NEED THAT SCAN FOR GOD’S (AND MY SANITY’S) SAKE…. I NEED TO VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE!!!!!

Baboosh_3

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10:26 pm

BALL-BREAKING 6 PAGES: THAT’S WHAT I CALL VOLUME!

15/09/2006, Press Coverage

BALL-BREAKING 6 PAGES: THAT’S WHAT I CALL VOLUME!

Bryanboy’s note: the show must go on. Just because my current webhost provider isn’t being cooperative it doesn’t mean the fun should be placed on hold. Apparently it will take longer than 4 hours to upgrade my server because it has to do something with DNS propagation and all that bullshit. *sigh* I just wish there’s someone out there who can handle my levels of traffic (over 800GB of bandwidth per month) for FREE a super super low cost. All those "unmetered bandwidth" providers are bullshitting you. I hate "bait and switch" misleading bitches. I should’ve read the Terms & Conditions of my current webhost THOROUGHLY. Oh well. I’ll upload my files to FLICKR for now. Again, I apologize if some of the graphics on my site aren’t working. Shit — I shouldn’t be apologizing at all. You’re reading my site for free!!!! Fucking freeloading maggots. I hate you! Now is the right time to do THIS. Hahaha *wink*

Anyway… lookie lookie at what I got in the mail earlier today.

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Oooooh!!!! I opened the envelope as if I’m a trembling socialite with a huge bag of coke.

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10:30 am

What’s Inside Your Handbag?

15/09/2006, Press Coverage

What’s Inside Your Handbag?

Hey maggots… I’ve been updating my neglected child, InsideMyBag over the past few days. I thought I’d shamelessly promote my little baby on this blog.

Believe it or not, your handbag can tell a lot about you. It offers a peek to one’s identity, their lifestyle, their personality and their personal taste.


Photo credit: America’s Next Top Mess

Have you ever wondered what’s inside someone’s bag? Inside each and every bag lies a treasure trove of all sorts: designer wallets, expensive make up, jewelry, trinkets, the latest cellphones and gadgets. Some bags even hide prima facie evidence of one’s sins: chocolate or candy wrappers, tissue stained with all forms of bodily excretion, illegal substances and weapons of mass destruction.

Visit http://www.insidemybag.com today!

Submissions wanted: please, please feel free to take photos of your bag guts and email them to: insidemybag@gmail.com. It doesn’t matter whether your handbag came from Goyard or Valextra, H&M or Topshop. Just take a photo god dammit! Oh and if you have a website or a blog, I’d appreciate if you promote my little baby to the rest of the world. From now on, I promise I’ll update that website EVERY DAY unless I catch some STD like crabs or herpes.

Speaking of STDs, I’ll suck your cock for free if you DIGG *this piece*… if you’re female, I’ll give you a Hello Kitty vibrator for the favour.

I have a photo shoot to attend this afternoon and I promise I’ll update when I get back.

I love you all! Email me and tell me you love me: bryanboy@gmail.com.

Baboosh_3

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8:18 pm

Viva Shanghai!

13/09/2006, Press Coverage

Viva Shanghai!

I have absolutely no idea what all of this stuff means in English but I’m happy to share that I got published in Viva Shanghai. I know for a fact that there’s over 1 Billion superfabulous Chinese people out there — can anyone please give me a jist of the below? Ni hao Ni ni ni hao chung chang ching chong fa loong gong ni hao sawadee khap lang kwai fong etc. Cheers thanks very much!

Woohoo!!! Bryanboy loves VIVA!

Keep the faggotry alive! Geography is no boundary when it comes to Bryanboy’s faggotry! WHO DO I HAVE TO BLOW AROUND HERE? If you are a member of the press (TV/magazine/newspaper/radio/website/whatever, heck, I’ll even do company newsletters!) and would like to interview or feature my third world fat ass, email bryanboy@gmail.com AND bryan@bryanboy.com today.

Baboosh_3

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7:59 pm

Britannia Rules!

24/08/2006, Fan Art, Press Coverage, Sticker Project

Britannia Rules!

The Brits are at it again! Remember that Sex and the City episode when Carrie met two of her French fans at a bookshop in Paris and they decided to throw an improptu dinner party in her honor but Carrie showed up EXTREMELY late so when she arrived at the restaurant, the only thing left on the table are dirty silverwear and a copy of her book, stained with wine and smothered in cigarette ashes?

Well, the Brits threw a party last night at a pub in London and I was there in spirit. They ended up burning my sticker, shoot smack with my sticker, pissed on my sticker, etc. because I’m here in the third world. Haha!

Lots and lots and lots of photos after the jump.

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9:25 pm

Bryanboy Loves Volume Magazine

22/08/2006, Press Coverage

Bryanboy Loves VOLUME Magazine

I love Bangkok. I really do. I also love Thailand — it’s one of my favourite countries in the world. Thai people are a very friendly bunch. Probably even friendlier than Filipinos. The boys are hot, the girls are lovely, heck, even the ladyboys are fucking gorgeous compared to Filipino trannies. Hahaha! Let’s put it this way, I’d get my fat ass and fly straight to Bangkok if I wanted to get a gender reassignment surgery. But alas, I like being a boy, contrary to what people think.

You should’ve seen the look on my face when I got these photos via email.

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1:00 pm

Comedy Central: Today’s Obligatory Paparazzi Shot and *GAWKERS.COM*

13/08/2006, Press Coverage

Today’s Obligatory Paparazzi Shot(s)

This time it’s furr reeeelll. It’s carpets! It’s madness! It’s carpets madness! It’s carpet madeness at Carpet Madness!

I went to the museum early yesterday afternoon and for some strange reason, the paparazzi found out I was there so off they went to snap pictures and videos of me. This is ridiculous. I neeeeed my personal space! I need to live my day to day life… how can I camwhore when there’s people following me? My gawwwwwd, it’s soo hard being me!!!! I get followed everywhere I go. It’s like, oh. my. god. Thank the good lord almighty because the ever so lovable Miss Eunice was there to take pictures of what I have to deal with most of the time. HAHAHAHHAHHA.

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More after the jump…

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