Style: Magazine (Singapore) May 2007: Total Indulgence
Well… what do you know?
Hindi kinaya ng powers ko si Jeremy Tan. Azucarera de papa is that you?
(Translation: Jeremy Tan will you please adopt me?)
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P.S. Many, many thanks to my faovurite Norwegian bimbo Jalicia for the scan. Norwegians are the new Swedes! They’re hot! Boy are my readers fast or what? :P
9 Hottest Celebs on the Web
Third world represent! I found this little baby online
but I’m still waiting for any of my generous Nueva Yorker minions to scan the real thing (paper edition always beats the online version, hands-down). The list is fucking amazing — I’m the only one who’s NOT in the USA. Is that a sign that I should pack my bags and move where the grass is greener? *sigh* One can only dream eh? Imagine the opportunities that will come my way if I get my brown ass in Nueva York or Hell-A.
STYLE SITE TURNS FAB FILIPINO INTO FASHION MUSE
– New York Post
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Birthday Greetings from the Real Socials
Am I social climbing again or what? The team at the only socialite website worth visiting, SocialiteRank.com sent me this fabulous greeting card with their trademark frame via email. Don’t I look nice between Tinsley Mortimer and Fabiola Beracasa? Say what you want about these wonderful, high-profile and powerful girls but I think they’re prettier than you’ll ever be. They’re all truly aspirational in their own right.
Breeding can never be bought but if you’re naturally nice and charming enough, you get the best presents Nueva York royalty. The ONLY royalty that matters. Thanks guys from the bottom of my heart.
2007 Philippine Blog Awards
[NOTE: Ladies, please update your sites to reflect http://www.bryanboy.com as the correct link instead of my typepad address. I'm migrating soon!!]
Designer Marjan Pejoski would’ve been soo proud of me for wearing MEELS in public. Trust me, this doesn’t happen very often. I couldn’t find a pair of shoes to match my ancient Balenciaga so what the heck, I went to the awards festivities in my good ol’ overused cone heels — and I took home the bacon! I wanted to test my guts and my comfort level and I survived! I got a fantastic trophy made out of
crystal glass! The last time I got a trophy was more than a decade ago when I won the Miss Swimsuit, Miss Congeniality and Miss Talent competitions in our high school beauty pageant. Just kidding. But yeah, woohooo — congratulations to my overcaked face and fat brown ass!
Bryanboy Loves Cover Magazine (Denmark)
Thought I’d do a little shameless self-promotion. Where were they when I went to Copenhagen for like a week? I know I look HIDEOUSLY HORRID with the Queen Bee herself but whatevs. At least I got a kodak moment with Mrs. M. That’s what matters. Hahaha! I love, love Cover Magazine!
Singapore: Lime Magazine OUT NOW!
I just looooooooooooove corrupting the minds of Asian youth. If you’re in sexy Singapore, BE SURE to get hold of the latest copy (March 2007) of Lime Magazine, a cool mag rag for Singapore’s super youth! My interview is finally out — a few things here and there got cropped out — gotta love the censors but what the heck, the third world’s favourite fag made a little appearance in Singapore! I’m HONORED! Bryanboy loves LIME! Meedja whore galore. LOL.
Click here to download a PDF scan of the page.
Help me keep the spirit of faggotry alive! Are you a member of the press and would like to feature me in your publication? Pick my brain (I’m warning you though, I only have 2 brain cells) and shoot me an email. My email address is firstname.lastname@example.org or call/sms +63.915.785.1492.
Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax
#1 – Legs akimbo girls, I’m soooo soo happy! Effective Monday next week and every Mondays thereafter, I’ll be spreading my faggotry over the fabulous Melbourne airwaves. That’s right. I’ll have my own little segment where I’ll share some third world lovin’ lovin’ to the youth of kangarooville for a few minutes. My first appearance started yesterday but this blog post didn’t make it in time — got up late and then you’ve got bloody time zones and all. If you’re in Melbourne, Australia, be sure to tune in to SYN 90.7 FM every Mondays (Melbourne Runway show) from 2PM to 4PM Australian EST. "Melbourne Runway" talks about fashion, fashion, fashion and even more fashion!
Many thanks to Mel and my Australian pimp Ms. V (ya better pimp me in Sydney, too, and oh, I want lots of freebies from OZ designers) for making this possible. You know, I’ve never thought of adding Australia on my "world domination" list so now is the time for me to plan my OZ invasion! I think I’ll give this media whoring a shot to keep the faggotry flame alive. Oui?
Bryanboy Loves: SOPHIE AHLSTEDT
My favourite Swedish rock chick ever, Alex, Queen of Hard Rock, called me just a few minutes ago to tell me about my first ever Swedish magazine "appearance". Ok, it’s not exactly a full-on feature (maybe I’m not THAT special yet.. we’ll get there. Don’t worry.) but whatever, I’m not gonna complain. It’s not often cunts from the third world such as myself get mentioned on Svenska Svenska magazines so I’m happy and I really don’t care I ended up piggy backin’ on a sexy blonde Svenska Svenska girl just to see my icky name in bold print. Am I pathetic or what? Jealous much? Hahaha! Jag vill ha mitt egna uppslag på Vecko Revyn också! Ge mig lite kärlek, slynor!!!!!!
2007 Bloggies: Team Bryanboy!
I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SAY THIS BUT TAKE BACK EVERYTHIGN I SAID ABOUT THOSE DISGUSTING "AZN PRIDE" ASIAN AMERICANS, FILTH FOBS, THAI LADYBOYS, GI BABIES AND FILIPINO WHORES!!!! I NEED YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!
OH AND HOLA CHICA CHING CHONG CHINA MAN!!!!! I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO CALL ALL THE RESIDENTS OF CHINATOWN ON EVERY CORNER OF PLANET EARTH! I KNOW THERE’S BILLIONS OF YOU OUT THERE!!!! CANAL STREET! BINONDO! GERRARD STREET! LET’S ALL UNITE AS ASIANS AND HELP ME KEEP THE FAGGOTRY ALIVE!!!!
Because I’m beautiful.
If you’re a 2007 Bloggies (THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM THE GAY BLOGGIES WHERE I WON 3 AWARDS) Panelist and you are visiting my blog, please be sure to handpick me as a finalist. YOU, my friend, have an obligation to KEEP THE FAGGOTRY ALIVE.
I promise I’ll be nice(r) to animals. Heck, I even promise to save the whales, not club the seals and feed all the starving children. Just do your part in spreading my faggotry to the rest of the world and I’ll do all of those things.
The nominations have rolled in (and to think, I haven’t even promoted the Bloggies on my blog cause I only found out about it TODAY but my crew at MySpace said they all nominated me) and the people have spoken. I repeat. HANDPICK ME as a finalist.
Why? Because I’m poor, innocent brown child from a developing nation and I need attention from the rest of the world. That’s why. Oh just bloody handpick me as a finalist and I’ll be one happy camper.
I guess we’ll have to find out next Monday then. *sigh*