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1:03 pm

Podcast #005 – PARIS

30/04/2006, Podcast

Podcast #005 – PARIS

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Ah Paris… the international headquarters and the motherland of all things fabulous.

Everything here is just utterly, utterly gorgeous. I can roam around town and never get bored or run out of things to see. The breathtaking architechture, the fantastic attention to detail, all the museums, shops, cafes, restaurants, people… everything!

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Today’s podcast is dedicated to my love for the most magical, enchanting and seductive city in the world. There is NO other city in the world that exudes beauty and drama like Paris does. Beautiful place, beautiful people, beautiful things, beauty beauty beauty!

043006_parisThe tracks on my latest podcast gives me flashbacks of all the memories I had the last time I went to Paris (mid-December 2005).

For instance, the song "Summer in Paris" made the dreaded ride from Charles de Gaulle airport to my hotel at 16th arrondisement bearable.

And then there’s the time when I had "Naturally" playing on my ipod as I sashayed down Saint-German-de-Prés on a clear, winter afternoon after paying visit to Café de Flore.

I also put on my best John Galliano outfit (and high-voltage attitude to match) when I powerminced like Mariacarla Boscono (on a Cavalli show) around Le Marais while listening to "What Else Is There" (Royksopp). It’s soo gratifying deep down inside to put that arrogant "I’m a rich bitch, get out of my way you fucking minimum wager… take one good look at me because this is how you should do it" walk. I’d get murdered right on the spot if I do that here in the land of the brown, l’exotique and the natives.

Yaddi yaddi yadda.

Out of all the podcasts I did, I think this is the best one so far. I wish I knew how to speak the lingua franca of pretentious people worlwide fluently but alas, my French is limited to putain de salope, pede et morue. I know I’m gonna get shot sooner or later by a Frenchman for bastardizing their language.

Nevertheless, as compensation for raping your ears, I went ahead and sang a song to the tune of "Joe Le Taxi" by Vanessa Paradis. It’s the only French song I got memorised, thanks to John Galliano for using it on one of his shows.

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Click the link below to download my latest podcast. You’ll be redirected to my Podcast Mailing List subscription page where you’ll need to enter your name and your email address. This, along with all future podcasts shall be delivered to your email account.

http://www.bryanboy.com/podcast

You don’t need to do anything if you are currently subscribed to my list. You should have already received the podcast download links via email.

Lookie lookie at what I found earlier. Even French Boys send in their best rendition of the original and infamous Bryanboy pose. I LOOVE it.

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Isn’t it fantastique??? One of them even got my Great Wall of China in November ensemble last year… shorts, tights, high-cut shoes. I like his touch though… he wore Burberry (eeek!!! chavs) as a scarf and Converse whereas I wore Lagerfeld Gallery by Karl Lagerfeld fox fur stole and Yves Saint Laurent shoes.

Fabuleux!!!!!

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The tables have changed and it’s the French copying underaged, Asian sexshop, I mean, sweatshop workers like myself. HAHAHAHA!!!

I’ll keep this entry short and sweet. I’m knackered to the bone, it’s 12:50PM and I need to sleep. You know how to get a hold of me. Email bryan@bryanboy.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

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PS. Discuss this blog post here.

PPSS. Keep an eye out on my blog entry later tonight when I wake up. It’s gonna be FUN, FUN, FUN, I promise you. Baboosh!

PPPSSS. Tell me what you think of PODCAST #005! Post a comment on my site or email me.

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10:32 pm

Podcast #004

21/04/2006, Podcast

Podcast #004

Note: My username at that damned SomethingAwful forums is bryanboy. KID KNEE BEAN YOU BITCH you can go to hell and lick my creampied cunt.

I AM THE EPITOME OF EVERYTHING THAT’S WRONG IN THIS SOCIETY. TO HELL WITH IT, AT LEAST I’M HAVING FUN. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh. My. God.

042106_cokewhore2_1Thank you, thank you, thank you for all the voice messages y’all left me last night. People from Chicago, Cleveland, OH, Connecticut, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Panama City Beach, FL, Salt Lake City, UT, Los Angeles, CA, Washington, DC and Melbourne, Australia… you’re all GORGEOUS! I love each and every one of you.

If you haven’t done so, call my USA Voicemail and leave me a sweet message. Speak loud and clearly, with no background noise of any kind. Tell me your name, where you’re from, whether you love me or not and of course, the B-B-B-B-B word: BABOOSH!

The number to call is +1.206.339.3479.

I’ll post them all on my next podcast.

042106_cokewhore3Speaking of which, Podcast #004 is now available. This podcast, along with all future podcasts, are available by SUBSCRIPTION only. You won’t be able to download them from this website or on iTunes. You’ll need to subscribe (FREE!) to my podcast list in order to download my little labor of audible love. To subscribe, visit the link below.

http://www.bryanboy.com/podcast

If you are a subscriber to "Greetings From The Third World", keep an out on your email account. A memo will arrive with a subject line that says "Podcast #004". In fact, you should have already received it by the time you see this post. If it’s not in your inbox, check your junk email/spam folders, otherwise, you’ll need to resubscribe.

I’d appreciate it if you don’t share the file download links to anyone. Tell them to go to the above link instead. This way, they’ll get all future broadcasts via email as soon as I release em.

I think that’s all for now. I’ll post a proper entry in a couple of hours. I need to use my home tv shopping ab thingie to get rid of my pregnant tummy.

Big shout out to Kristine from Maine. LOVE YOU sweetie!

I love you all as always. Email bryan@bryanboy.com or SMS +63-915-785-1492.

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PS. Discuss this blog post here.

PPSS. Email me pictures of your love. I’ll let you touch my fanny if you do. Heck, I’ll even allow you and your best buddy tag team me and give me a double anal creampie.

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8:22 am

Leave a Message After the Tone…

21/04/2006, Podcast

Leave a Message After the Tone…

Click here to listen to an example.

Anyway, I’m dead tired. It’s 8:20AM and I need to sleep. I’ll post a longer entry when I get up in a couple of hours.

AND PLEASE CALL MY VOICEMAIL LINE NOW! I WANT TO WAKE UP TO A SHITLOAD OF MESSAGES FROM ALL OF YOU.

Just keep your messages short, sweet and less than 30 seconds.

Jailbaits for the mother fucking win!

I’m kidding.

I love you too, munkie bum!

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post here.

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8:03 am

Podcast #003 is Available!

15/02/2006, Podcast

Podcast #003

Greetings

I’m officially addicted to PODCASTING. I’m telling you, it’s soo much better than hoovering endless lines of fine Peruvian corn starch up your nostrils.

I answered a grand total of 15 questions (the ones I like) on my latest podcast. You HAVE to listen to me do that ninjaesque wooheeeeeyha babble. I’m still laughing as I’m typing this entry.

To download my latest podcast, please enter your name and email address below.

You’ll INSTANTLY receive an email from me that contains a link to download the MP3 file.

(BTW: you may have to check your junk mail folder if you don’t get it on your inbox and authorize any email coming from podcast@bryanboy.com)

Don’t worry, I only want your names and email addresses to keep track of who and how many people downloaded my file. Numbers are important to me you know… information is gold!

I don’t mind at all if you tell everyone you know about my podcast. In fact, I’d even appreciate it if you spread the word.

However, I’d be extremely thankful if you point all your minions to go to this page instead so they can download the file on their own, rather than you handing out the MP3.

I ***PROMISE*** that I will ***NEVER*** share, rent or sell your personal information to anyone.

   
      

      

   

   

      

      

   

 

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Not even to my own mother.

Big Changes at Bryanboy.com

I spent far too many hours playing with internet technology. I mean, it’s 8:00AM and I’m still awake for god’s sake.

1) Please update your address books to reflect my NEW email address. From now on going forward, please use bryan@bryanboy.com to email me. My gmail account is good but I’d rather use my bryanboy.com email address so your emails will go to my Outlook.

2) I made a discussion board/online forum!!!! I get far too many emails on a daily basis and as much as I’d love to respond to them all, I couldn’t because of time constraints. I’m starting to hate gmail cause I just found out that a ton of my non-spam emails went to my junk mail folder. Oh the horrors of technology!!

Anyway, to access the Bryanboy.com Forum, visit:
http://www.bryanboy.com/forum

It’s currently dead empty at the moment (duh) cause I haven’t publicised it yet.

3) I’m still getting a lot of people use my bryanboy.typepad.com URL. PLEASE CEASE AND DESIST FROM USING THAT URL and use WWW.BRYANBOY.COM instead. If you run a blog or a website that links to my typepad URL, please change them to www.bryanboy.com. I AM SOOO GRATEFUL that you have a link on your site to time… if you are NOT currently linking to my website, please do so… you won’t regret it. :P

I need my beauty sleep. I’m knackered to the bone and I’m on the verge of passing out.

Don’t forget to visit the forum to discuss this post and/or my latest podcast.

I love you all as always..

Email bryan@bryanboy.com or SMS +63-915-785-1492.

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P.S REGULAR BLOGGING RESUMES TOMORROW. PROMISE!

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8:11 am

Podcast #002 Out Now!

12/02/2006, Podcast

Podcast #002 Out Now!

It’s 7:18AM and I just finished a podcast. Like the first podcast, it’s mostly music but this time I’ve got a little surprise from some of my Malaysian, Swedish and British friends.

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CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD PODCAST #002.

I’ll be talking a lot more in the next podcast to come. That’s a promise.

I just need to figure out what to say.

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In fact, let me decide now.

On Podcast #3, I’ll go ahead and do a Q&A session.

Post 3 questions on the comments area or email them to me.

They must be interesting…

I am NOT going to answer questions that I’ve been asked before.

I’ll submit another blog entry in a bit. It’s 7:23AM and I’m sooo tired. I need my beauty sleep.

Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

Baboosh!

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8:59 am

Bryanboy’s First Podcast

08/02/2006, Podcast

Bryanboy’s First Podcast

By now you should know how much of a sucker I am when it comes to my readers.

After a handful of emails, comments and instant messenger chats, I decided to create my first PODCAST.

I dunno, podcasting is something new to me.

I know what is is and I’ve heard of it before… I thought it’s not my cup of tea considering I can type/blog anyway.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD MY FIRST PODCAST.

Feel free to pass it around to anyone that you may know.

I appreciate constructive criticism. I’m not a DJ nor do I have any mixing skills… all I did was record and put audio here and there.

Again, practice makes perfect.

Besides, it doesn’t help having a voice that of a drug-fucked drag queen. :)

The file is approx 9 Megabytes large and about 30 minutes long.

How can a file soo small takes hours upon hours to create? Hehehehe!

Be sure to listen to the entire file… you’ll hear me say the word of the century… baboosh!

I’ll keep this blog entry short and sweet because it’s 8:57AM and I am knackered to the bone.

On that profound note, here’s some fresh love from certified Frenchmen and the city of lights, Paris… in France!

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I love you all. You know where to send images of your love…. email bryanboy@gmail.com.

I look forward to comments on my podcast :P

Baboosh!

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