Yoox.com + Dsquared2 Launches Limited Edition Canine Accessories

The wonderful folks at Yoox.com & Dsquared2 recently invited me to Los Angeles for the launch of Dsquared2′s limited-edition canine accessories.

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Meeting Paris Hilton

When was the last time you did something for the first time? Well, I’ve met Paris Hilton for the first time last week at the Dsquared2 + Yoox event for Much Love Animal Rescue in Los Angeles.

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Paris Hilton Bonanza!

3:10AM UPDATE: SHE’S GONE BACK TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has been going on for hours now and I pretty much stopped whatever it is that I was doing. I really should hit the sack but I can’t wait to know what’s gonna happen to Paris. If I were you, hop over to TMZ and X17 and keep refreshing that page every few minutes for LIVE coverage of the whole Paris ordeal. This is WAYYY better than crystal meth y’all!

Here’s the latest photo of Paris as she’s escorted to go back to court. Look at the clothes! I fucking love it!

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Ok. After seeing this photo, I *really* do feel sorry for her. Imagine being alone in a police car. I hope she learns her lesson this time.

Hang in there Paris!! We love you!

Paris Hilton: Herpes medication, anyone?

I seriously thought it was just some old rumor and nothing else (yes, I know I’m naive but one of my best qualities is that I give people the benefit of the doubt hahaha) but man, this is revolting. Isn’t herpes FOR LIFE? I must be REAAAALLLY lucky. I’ve had sex with a little over 380 guys in my entire life and the only thing I’ve caught is crabs — once — and I was like 15 or 16. It truly is a miracle that I’m a bouncing, healthy fat baby boy with no disease.

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