Cold, Hungry and Homeless… but in Nina Ricci Fall 2009

Can we just PUHLEAAZZEE go to WERQ?

Here’s a hysterical video of my acquaintance Igor Dewe, disturbing the peace at the recent couture shows in Paris.

Oh Igor, you never fail to bring a smile to my face. I miss you and your antics!

I wonder if there’s anyone at Alexander McQueen who reads my blog. Those Armadillo shoes are definitely calling my name. 

I, like the rest of the planet, want to wear those shoes….

I’m a women’s size 40, just want to put it out there.

Merci beaucoup.

photo credit: isaaclikes

Daphne Guinness' Killer Nina Ricci Shoes

Thank GOD it's the eternally fabulous and ferosha Daphne Guinness who got to wear those killer Nina Ricci shoes.

As for those McQueens…. please, for the life of god, do not loan those shoes to ANY celebrity (yes, Lady Gaga included) to wear them in public. 

photo credit: easyfashion

Nina Ricci and Rodarte Fall 2009 Shoes

The glorious folks over at New York magazine sent “real” women to test-drive some of the finest fall/winter 2009 footwear down the streets of Manhattan. Watch this video.

I’m begging you — I need, need, need, desperately need, those Nina Ricci and Rodarte shoes NOW! Is there any stylist out there who can hook me up with those? Please? Please, pretty please, with sugar sprinkles on top? I’m a size 40 — model size — just for your information.

Thank you.