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5:11 am

The Similou – All This Love

01/01/2007, Music

The Similou – All This Love

Reason # 450,103,578 why I love Sweden: All This Love!!!!!!! I downloaded this track ages ago and I found it again earlier while taking a poop. Anyway, I know it’s already 2007 and I’m a little too late in purging but what the heck, this song goes out to the man who gave me the biggest head fuck last year. What can I say… I’m a masochist. Whatevs. I love it!

(BTW, my lips are sealed. I know my life is made public via this blog and I did a damn good job separating "Bryanboy" and Bryan but there are things I still keep to myself, like my love life. Yes, it’s none of your fucking business and no, I haven’t said a single word yet about him on this blog until now.)

This track is PERFECT for MINCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy!

City rooftop, summer night. In your tank top, rainbow styling. Last night, girl, like a dream. Never felt so good, sleepy smiling.

ALLLLLLLL THIIIIIIIIIIIIISS LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SAVED UP FOR NOTHING, I never felt so blue. And all this love, rainbow styling. All this love saved up for nothing. And this will do me no good. And all this love, rainbow stylinggggggggggg!!!

Bryanboy loves it!

7:41 am

Paris Hilton – Nothing in this world

25/09/2006, Music

Paris Hilton – Nothing in this world

Take note of the jeans and red shoes she wore at the end of this video — they’re the same ones she wore when she got busted for DUI.

Anyway, this song goes out to you know who. This is OUR song… I mean, MY song, to you.

(Oh for god’s sake, no more games. Just fuck the shit out of me the next time we see each other. We both suck at playing hard to get.)

Come on bitches sing with me… do you know… what it’s like… when it’s wrong… but it feels so right? Nothing in this world can stop us tonight. I can do what she can do so much better. Nothing in this world can turn out the light, I’m gonna make you feel alright tonight.


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12:14 am

The song every trannie should sing to a straight man.

10/09/2006, Music

Nothing in this world

I have the best song EVAR!!!! I have this track on autoplay and I must have heard it like 3,613 times now.

This is THE song every fuckin trannie (or faggot) should sing to a straight man when they’re both drunk so he can get inside his pants.



7:50 am

Ladies and gentlemen…. here’s GRACE!

29/08/2006, Music

Slave to the Rythm

Work to the rhythm, Live to the rhythm, Love to the rhythm, Slave to the rhythm.

Grace Jones is the ULTIMATE DIVA ALIVE. Even Mariah is a fucking turd in comparison.

What a powerful, powerful, powerful performance!

Thanks, Grace, for all the tears running down my face. I love you. I really do.



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PPSS. More Grace Jones after the jump.


3:29 am

A Gift To You…

17/08/2006, Music

Karaoke_logo_1A Gift To You…

Many of you have been wondering why I haven’t published a podcast or new karaoke songs recently.

Well, it just occured to me that if I’m gonna publicize my nasty voice online, I might as well go out with a BIG bang!

I am proud to present you…. BRYANBOY KARAOKE!

I’m currently recording a new track and I’ll upload it there later today. You can visit that site to download some of my previous tracks. Be sure to spread the word about my fucked-up voice AND add that URL to your bookmarks.

Let me know what you think. It’s Empire-Building-Branding-Galore-Hello-Internet-Whore at!

Tell me you love me, mother fuckers! Email or SMS +63.915.785.1492.


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PPSS. Big shout out to by long-time buddy, Trent of PinkisTheNewBlog as well as the fabulous fags at

10:30 am

Kiss Me (Again)

03/08/2006, Music

Kiss Me (Again)

You have to watch this video. This faggot’s faggotry got blueballed by his… mom!  This is worse than having a female sibling see you try her clothes or a parent catch you jerk off.

Watch it. You’ll thank me for it.

Remember kids… keep the faggotry alive! I love you all. Email


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5:55 pm

Bryanboy Loves… ANITA LIXEL!

21/07/2006, Music

Bryanboy Loves… ANITA LIXEL!

Oh. My. God. This is fresh from my inbox, courtesy of super fashion photographer Sonny Vandevelde. It’s a photo of his friend, Anita Lixel: Le Pop Extraordinaire, right before her concert at the Dour Festival in Belgium. I looooove Anita!!! She’s gorgeous and I really dig her music too. If you go to her site, be sure to listen to "In Your Game… Boy". I LOVE IT!



10:42 pm

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy

19/07/2006, Music

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy!

Paris Hilton – Jealousy

I was always happy… when I was watching you become a star. But you were only happy.. when the world was openin’ up my scars. And now I’m like the devil… well if I am then what does that make you? You sold yourself for your fame… You’ll still never walk a day in my shoes.

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy… is such an evil thing. To watch someone have, jealousy, jealousy, jealousy… Nobody wins when you’re full of envy. La, la, la la.


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11:41 am

Stand back, stand back!

07/07/2006, Music

Stand back, stand back!

I love this old song and I have it on autoplay. It’s one of my favourite tracks of all time.

No one looked…as I walked by, just an invitation would’ve been just fine. Said no again and again, first he took my heart… then he ran.

No one knows how I feel, what I say unless you read between my lines. One man walked away from me, first he took my hand… take me home

Stand back…stand back, in the middle of my room, I did not hear from you. It’s alright…it’s alright. To be standing in a line (standing in a line)… la la la la la la la la la la la la la…

Do not turn away my friend, like a willow I can bend. No man calls my name, no man came

So I walked on down away from you, maybe your attention was more, than you could do. One man did not call… he asked me for my love and that was all.


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