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4:09 am

2007 Grammy Awards: MERCILESS METALLICA

13/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Music, Television

Does anyone know whether or not Anna Wintour went to the Grammys? With all these bitches in metallics, it would take wayyyy more than her trusty pair of Chanel sunglasses **AND** Andre Leon Talley (enough said) to protect someone’s eyes from this ludicrous and revolting display of SHINE, SHINE AND SHINE!!!!!!!!

#1 culprit? It’s no other than Ms. Vanessa Minnillo. Classic case of
"when bad things happen to good people". Her little silver sequined
number looks like a dress made out of those foldable reflecting sun shields for your car.

 


Photo credit: Wireimage

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10:40 pm

2007 Grammy Awards

12/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Music, Television

2007 Grammy Awards

Bloody hell.

Boy do I have a lot in store for you. All these photos from the Grammys are pouring in! I’ll be online for a few hours and I made a little "Celebrity Gossip" section on my site where you can read all my billion dollar thoughts on the beautiful ones.

Be sure to add this link on your bookmarks and/or keep refreshing it every once in a while. I’ll post all my Grammy-related entries there. Just give me some time to get my act together. There’s gonna be a lot and I don’t want to clutter my BEAUTIFUL homepage with photos of badly-dressed, overpaid larks who can sing do re mi fa so la ti do do do better than me.

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I love you all!

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12:00 pm

Malcolm McLaren: Madam Butterfly

24/01/2007, Music

Malcolm McLaren: Madam Butterfly

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG!!!! I haven’t seen the original Christian Dior Haute Couture S/S07 video yet but I have a feeling they used "Madam Butterfly" by Puccini; Malcolm McLaren (1984). You guys know how MUUCHHHHH I fucking love Malcolm McLaren.

Sing after me: Calling Butterfly, Madam Butterfly… that’s the name he used to give me… he’s my man till the day I die… Oh sweet Butterfly, so sweet Butterfly… She’s waiting… He’ll be back, I have faith in this love track.

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5:11 am

The Similou – All This Love

01/01/2007, Music

The Similou – All This Love

Reason # 450,103,578 why I love Sweden: All This Love!!!!!!! I downloaded this track ages ago and I found it again earlier while taking a poop. Anyway, I know it’s already 2007 and I’m a little too late in purging but what the heck, this song goes out to the man who gave me the biggest head fuck last year. What can I say… I’m a masochist. Whatevs. I love it!

(BTW, my lips are sealed. I know my life is made public via this blog and I did a damn good job separating "Bryanboy" and Bryan but there are things I still keep to myself, like my love life. Yes, it’s none of your fucking business and no, I haven’t said a single word yet about him on this blog until now.)

This track is PERFECT for MINCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy!

City rooftop, summer night. In your tank top, rainbow styling. Last night, girl, like a dream. Never felt so good, sleepy smiling.

ALLLLLLLL THIIIIIIIIIIIIISS LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SAVED UP FOR NOTHING, I never felt so blue. And all this love, rainbow styling. All this love saved up for nothing. And this will do me no good. And all this love, rainbow stylinggggggggggg!!!

Bryanboy loves it!

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7:41 am

Paris Hilton – Nothing in this world

25/09/2006, Music

Paris Hilton – Nothing in this world

Take note of the jeans and red shoes she wore at the end of this video — they’re the same ones she wore when she got busted for DUI.

Anyway, this song goes out to you know who. This is OUR song… I mean, MY song, to you.

(Oh for god’s sake, no more games. Just fuck the shit out of me the next time we see each other. We both suck at playing hard to get.)

Come on bitches sing with me… do you know… what it’s like… when it’s wrong… but it feels so right? Nothing in this world can stop us tonight. I can do what she can do so much better. Nothing in this world can turn out the light, I’m gonna make you feel alright tonight.

Baboosh_3

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12:14 am

The song every trannie should sing to a straight man.

10/09/2006, Music

Nothing in this world

I have the best song EVAR!!!! I have this track on autoplay and I must have heard it like 3,613 times now.

This is THE song every fuckin trannie (or faggot) should sing to a straight man when they’re both drunk so he can get inside his pants.

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7:50 am

Ladies and gentlemen…. here’s GRACE!

29/08/2006, Music

Slave to the Rythm

Work to the rhythm, Live to the rhythm, Love to the rhythm, Slave to the rhythm.

Grace Jones is the ULTIMATE DIVA ALIVE. Even Mariah is a fucking turd in comparison.

What a powerful, powerful, powerful performance!

Thanks, Grace, for all the tears running down my face. I love you. I really do.

I LOVE YOU!!! YOU FUCKING SLAVES!!!!

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.

PPSS. More Grace Jones after the jump.

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3:29 am

A Gift To You…

17/08/2006, Music

Karaoke_logo_1A Gift To You…

Many of you have been wondering why I haven’t published a podcast or new karaoke songs recently.

Well, it just occured to me that if I’m gonna publicize my nasty voice online, I might as well go out with a BIG bang!

I am proud to present you…. BRYANBOY KARAOKE!
http://bryanboykaraoke.blogspot.com

I’m currently recording a new track and I’ll upload it there later today. You can visit that site to download some of my previous tracks. Be sure to spread the word about my fucked-up voice AND add that URL to your bookmarks.

Let me know what you think. It’s Empire-Building-Branding-Galore-Hello-Internet-Whore at Bryanboy.com!

Tell me you love me, mother fuckers! Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

Baboosh_3

PS. Discuss this blog post on my Online Discussion Forum.
PPSS. Big shout out to by long-time buddy, Trent of PinkisTheNewBlog as well as the fabulous fags at Queerty.com.

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10:30 am

Kiss Me (Again)

03/08/2006, Music

Kiss Me (Again)

You have to watch this video. This faggot’s faggotry got blueballed by his… mom!  This is worse than having a female sibling see you try her clothes or a parent catch you jerk off.

Watch it. You’ll thank me for it.

Remember kids… keep the faggotry alive! I love you all. Email bryanboy@gmail.com.

Baboosh_3

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5:55 pm

Bryanboy Loves… ANITA LIXEL!

21/07/2006, Music

Bryanboy Loves… ANITA LIXEL!

Oh. My. God. This is fresh from my inbox, courtesy of super fashion photographer Sonny Vandevelde. It’s a photo of his friend, Anita Lixel: Le Pop Extraordinaire, right before her concert at the Dour Festival in Belgium. I looooove Anita!!! She’s gorgeous and I really dig her music too. If you go to her site, be sure to listen to "In Your Game… Boy". I LOVE IT!

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