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6:53 am

Does YouTube hate Mrs. Granny Bee?

29/11/2006, Mrs Granny Bee

Does YouTube hate Mrs. Granny Bee?

Oh my god oh my god ohh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh ym god oh my god oh my god oh my ogd oh my god oh god!!!

Don’t get me wrong. I’m already beaming with pride and joy from the honors I got. I’m one very, very happy camper and I bet you a million dollars half my haters are wagging their tongues over my onion bulb nose as we speak but lookie lookie at what I got via email earlier this morning.


9:37 pm

Am I reaching for the stars?

28/11/2006, Mrs Granny Bee, Videos

Am I reaching for the stars?

Well, hello there!

Wow. Wow, I mean, WOW! Over 95,000 views around the world (as of current count) have seen my little Mrs. Granny Bee video! Did you know that tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of videos are upload on YouTube everyday? So when my little labour love garnered the following honors… note: these are valid as of November 28, 2006. I’m not sure if they’ll change but whatever.

Go here to view the current stats:

#85 – Most Discussed (This Week) – All
#58 – Most Discussed (This Week) – Entertainment – All
#14 – Most Discussed (This Week) – Entertainment – English
#90 – Most Viewed (This Week) – All VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!!
#20 – Most Viewed (This Week) – Entertainment – All
#19 – Most Viewed (This Week) – Entertainment – English

More more more!


10:26 am

Mrs. Granny Bee’s PICTIONARY ROYALE, Love, Text Messages Galore

28/11/2006,, Current Affairs, Drag, Fan Art, Fans, Mrs Granny Bee, Press Coverage


I’d like to do a special announcement before we continue with today’s pictionary. I know you’ve all been waiting to see Mrs. Granny Bee’s photos from last week but I’m kind annoyed cause I think I’ve gone FARRRR TOO GAY over the past few days. Hahahaha! I mean gawd, you know you did something wrong (BUT WE ALL KNOW HOW THE WRONG AND THE BAD IS SOOOO GOOOOD HAHAHA) when you suddenly get an avalanche of emails from people asking you to send them bras and panties by mail. I DO NOT WEAR WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR SO I DON’T HAVE "MOIST PANTIES" TO SEND YOU AND BITCH PLEASE, I AM NOT A FULL-TIME TRANNY! Hahaha! I only do it when I’m on crack. So yeah… here goes.



I know that photo was taken back in the dark ages when I got OD’ed on everything Patsy Stone loved but what the heck, shitake happens to the best of us. Good thing I’m clean and sober now. NO WONDER I’M FUCKING FATTTTTT!!! I hope that photo will serve as a reminder that I am a boy, I love being a boy and I will always be a boy, then, now and forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever infinity ever, no matter how many pairs of Manolos, Jimmy Choo, Roger Vivier or Pierre Hardy shoes I’ll get to wear in this lifetime.

Mrs. Granny Bee is waiting!!!! Click click click click! I’m bringing SEXY BACK!!!!


4:47 pm

Lots of things to tell you…

27/11/2006, Mrs Granny Bee, Videos

Lots of things to tell you…

First off… add me on MySpace:

… and then let me sleep for a bit. I’ll update when I wake up. That includes my Mrs. Granny Bee pictionary, too. By the meantime, please continue whoring my little labor of love. I hate being redundant but I really want to spread pixie dust and faggotry around the world… in my own little way, of course.

Feel free to forward my latest Faggotry in Motion Video to everyone that you know. If you have a blog or a website and would like to add the video, here’s the HTML code that you’ll need. For more videos, visit

Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is or SMS +63.915.785.1492. I love you all!

3:21 pm

Faggotry in Motion: Mrs. Granny Bee

25/11/2006, Mrs Granny Bee, Videos

Faggotry in Motion: Mrs. Granny Bee

Meet Mrs. Granny Bee. She’s the 74-year old eccentric grandma we all want to have.

[Bryanboy's note: you are SOOO gonna die. Die. Die. Die. This is DEFINITELY one of my favourite Faggotry in Motion videos ever ever ever infinity ever.  Forward it to your friends! Link it on your blogs/websites! I want y'all to whore around my little labour of love.]


3:23 pm

Teaser: Meet Granny Bee

24/11/2006, Mrs Granny Bee

Teaser: Meet Granny Bee

So tell me, what’s the first thing your 70-year old grandmother will do as soon as she get out of rehab? Will she go to McDonald’s in a wheelchair, wearing a Chanel twinset, 5-inch Jimmy Choos, with two lovingly loyal servants?

Answers on a postcard, please.  Pictionary and Faggotry in Motion coming up next.