Am I reaching for the stars?
Well, hello there!
Wow. Wow, I mean, WOW! Over 95,000 views around the world (as of current count) have seen my little Mrs. Granny Bee video! Did you know that tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of videos are upload on YouTube everyday? So when my little labour love garnered the following honors… note: these are valid as of November 28, 2006. I’m not sure if they’ll change but whatever.
Go here to view the current stats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2UVTMls8vo
#85 – Most Discussed (This Week) – All
#58 – Most Discussed (This Week) – Entertainment – All
#14 – Most Discussed (This Week) – Entertainment – English
#90 – Most Viewed (This Week) – All VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!!
#20 – Most Viewed (This Week) – Entertainment – All
#19 – Most Viewed (This Week) – Entertainment – English
More more more!
Mrs. Granny Bee’s PICTIONARY ROYALE
I’d like to do a special announcement before we continue with today’s pictionary. I know you’ve all been waiting to see Mrs. Granny Bee’s photos from last week but I’m kind annoyed cause I think I’ve gone FARRRR TOO GAY over the past few days. Hahahaha! I mean gawd, you know you did something wrong (BUT WE ALL KNOW HOW THE WRONG AND THE BAD IS SOOOO GOOOOD HAHAHA) when you suddenly get an avalanche of emails from people asking you to send them bras and panties by mail. I DO NOT WEAR WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR SO I DON’T HAVE "MOIST PANTIES" TO SEND YOU AND BITCH PLEASE, I AM NOT A FULL-TIME TRANNY! Hahaha! I only do it when I’m on crack. So yeah… here goes.
HAHHAHAHA! YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK!
I know that photo was taken back in the dark ages when I got OD’ed on everything Patsy Stone loved but what the heck, shitake happens to the best of us. Good thing I’m clean and sober now. NO WONDER I’M FUCKING FATTTTTT!!! I hope that photo will serve as a reminder that I am a boy, I love being a boy and I will always be a boy, then, now and forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever infinity ever, no matter how many pairs of Manolos, Jimmy Choo, Roger Vivier or Pierre Hardy shoes I’ll get to wear in this lifetime.
Mrs. Granny Bee is waiting!!!! Click click click click! I’m bringing SEXY BACK!!!!