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1:01 pm

Guess who?

16/09/2007, Fun

Guess who?

I died when I saw these photos…

NO CHEATING!!!!! Answer the poll first before you click click click, ok?

Ready? Click click click for the answer!

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6:03 pm

TINSLEY MORTIMER’S REPEAT PERFORMANCE!!

05/09/2007, Fun

TINSLEY MORTIMER’S REPEAT PERFORMANCE!!

Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. I love Tinsley Mortimer. I really do. I think she’s one of the most fabulous, fantastic socialites out there, that’s why I keep tabs (well, sometimes) of what she is wearing. Gimme Tinsley any time of the day compared to third world socials. LOL. Anyhoo, the first batch of fashion week photos are pouring in. You see, Tinsley Mortimer went to the Glamour Magazine party last night, September 4th, wearing this.

Tinsley Mortimer

I thought I saw that dress somewhere. Lo and behold I saw these photos of her in JAPAN or some ching chong chingaloo super kawaii Asian country ages ago.

Tinsley Mortimer

Tinsley Mortimer

What what what?

Isn’t that sort of shit, you know, repeating clothes, illegal? Is there a SEVERE shortage of dresses in New York these days? Mortals like me live vicariously through NYC socials…

Anyway. I still love you Tinsley. I think you’re AMAZING. This blip, too, shall pass.





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11:23 am

Spot the bank teller

05/09/2007, Fun

Spot the bank teller

I just got back from running errands all over the place. Yes, that day finally arrived and thank god I had my phone with me. I went to the bank to make a deposit (and to see whether that guy is there… more on that later) and this… this… thing who is about four times my size stood right in front of me on the queue. I swear to god, this Indian guy went to the bank with a massive plastic bag filled with cash. I stood there for — it basically took the teller a good HALF HOUR to count them all.

bank teller

Can you spot the bank teller? Where is she?

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9:59 pm

Ok. I died.

05/08/2007, Fun

Ok. I died.

I don’t even know what the hell I am doing on MySpace right now but y’all have to see this. Meet Brede from some bumfuck town called Skogbygda in Norway.

Click click click!

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1:41 am

Bryanboy’s Big Ass Bonanza! RAZZLE DAZZLE BUSTLE!

28/07/2007, Fun

Bryanboy’s Big Ass Bonanza!

It’s a known fact that everything old becomes new again when it comes to fashion. Ladies of planet earth, I realized something quite shocking today!!!

Bryanboy's Big Ass Bonanza!
Bryanboy
Bryanboy's Big Ass Bonanza
I know it’s been too long but everyone on MySpace is doing it.

Don’t worry, this blog entry is safe for work. Click click click!

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1:45 am

Mugshot Extravaganza! Lindsay Lohan Busted for DUI — AGAIN!

25/07/2007, Fun

Mugshot Extravaganza! Lindsay Lohan Busted for DUI — AGAIN!

Well hello there!

YOU GUYS ARE SOOO GONNA DIE WITH MY LATEST ADDITION TO MY CELEBRITY MUGSHOT COLLECTION!

CLICK CLICK CLICK!!!

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5:45 am

Meet Bryanboy Simpson

03/07/2007, Fun

Meet Bryanboy Simpson

Isn’t Bryanboy Simpson pretty?

It’s all about the lips. Click here to create your own Simpsons character.

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11:34 pm

Protected: You look like… SUZY MENKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30/06/2007, Fun

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12:51 am

WHORES!!! REBTEL ME NOW (10 MINUTES) FOR FREE!

25/06/2007, Fun

12jWHORES!!! CALL ME NOW (10 MINUTES) FOR FREE!

Do you have a cellphone? I’m high as a kite yet bored out of my skull. My mangina is dripping wet so get your mobile phone and call me. You can talk to me for 10 minutes, ABSOLUTELY FREE! A friend of mine from Italy sent me this absolutely cool site where you can call different places in the world for free. Well, the first 10 minutes are free but tell me, if you’re a random stranger who don’t have anything to say other than "hi bryan, you’re so hot, you’re so sexy, i wanna fondle your fat brown fanny" then 10 minutes is wayyyy more than enough.

Try it today. Go to www.rebtel.com and enter YOUR cellphone number and MY cellphone number. Here’s an example. My cellphone number is +63 (Third world aka Philippines) then 915 785 1492.

It’s almost 1 in the morning where I’m at and I’ll probably take phone calls over the next 2 hours. I know you’re bored and horny so get on with the program and CALL ME!!!!

Call me. Don’t call the child. LOL. I’ll be waiting lover.

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8:55 pm

Are you in NYC? Do you look nice?

24/06/2007, Fun

Zack RandallAre you in NYC?

Do you look nice? Do you dress nice? Do you smell nice? If so, do you want to see hot sexy male stars with ginormous cockerels at a little queer party on Tuesday midnight, June 26? Yes asswipe, this coming Tuesday.

I need a proxy to go in my behalf, take photos of the boys for me to gawk at, say hi to my minions and give my NYC daddy a kiss on the cheek and an oreo cookie but you have to be super nice looking (meaning tall, white, thin, nice cheekbones and yes, well-hung. no brown midgets please. I like to think of myself as a white ethiopian in my previous life, thanks very much) so hello…. represent represent. There’s a chance you’ll see hot boys like Zack Randall — that’s a photo of him with his hand on his crotch but I had to crop it cause my familia de horreur reads my blog from time to time and I don’t want them to think I’m some kind of pervert.

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