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3:41 am

How do you say thank you in 200 languages?

13/06/2008, Film

How do you say ‘thank you’ in the language of fashion?

It’s 2:44AM and I couldn’t sleep. I’m just curious — and this is a completely hypothetical question btw so don’t make any assumptions — don’t jinx it. What would you get

Vivienne Westwood
if she sent you a wedding gown worth US$22,760? I mean, a thank you note simply won’t suffice…

Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City Movie, Vivienne Westwood Note

I don’t know about you but Carrie friggin Bradshaw better frame that note.

3:49 am

27 Dresses

21/05/2008, Film

27 Dresses

What am I doing watching chick flicks at 3:44AM? I just finished the film 27 Dresses (starring Katherine Heigl and James Marsden). It’ a cute film. A bit cheesy and cliched but that’s how I like my movies. Y’all know I ONLY watch chick flicks and I’m a sucker for movies like this.

After all these years, I honestly did not know (until now) that you can actually buy films on iTunes. Oi vey!

I’m getting my hair done tomorrow. Finally! I need to get out of bed somehow and I stink like fuckin day-old baby spew.

PS. You know who you are… thank you so much for the flowers. That was very sweet, thoughtful and very kind of you.

4:03 am

Planet B-Boy Movie Trailer

04/04/2008, Film

Planet B-Boy Movie Trailer

Someone made a movie about me.

Just kidding, Would you believe the nerve of these… these… creatures to use a name similar to mine? OMG I have to see this movie!

4:51 pm

Sonny Vandevelde’s Halloween Costume

01/11/2007, Film

Sonny Vandevelde’s Halloween Costume

Not only Sonny is a great backstage photog, he’s also a great trannytastic actress, too. I finally had the time to go through my DVD stash and well, what do you know, Sonny Vandevelde aka David Spade, made a cameo appearance on Adam Sandler’s gay flick, "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" as a playboy bunny and a tranny fireman!!!!!!!!! HAHAAHAHHHA I died when I saw that scene! I’m not really a big fan of gay-themed movies because they’re usually cheesy and tacky but this film, "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry", is adorable. I love!

David Spade, I now pronounce you chuck and larry.

Hey, don’t go bitch! Don’t be a tease! You whore!!!! Sonny Vandevelde is that chu? Sonny’s soo cute isn’t he??? Sissyfication for the mother fucking win!!!

2:14 am

Sex and the City Movie

24/09/2007, Film

Sex and the City Movie

Ignore the screaming whores in the background and keep an eye for those damn filthy snogging queers as they make a cameo appearance on the upcoming Sex and the City movie.

Sooomyantha is that chu?

1:49 am

Unzipped – Isaac Mizrahi

05/08/2007, Film

Unzipped – Isaac Mizrahi

Now this… this documovie is something for everyone to see. This is fashion history right here!!! Relive the glory of the 90s… Isaac Mizrahi, Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, Shalom Harlow, Polly Mellen, and yes, even a very young Kate Moss… and Andre Leon Talley wasn’t even front-row!!!!

My fave line? When Linda Evangelista said "see, Isaac, why do you always give me the flat shoes and you always give Naomi McCampbell the high heels? You gave me slippers for my finale last season. Every single time! Do you have something against white women?". Priceless.




Watch it and tell me what you think. I’m practically in tears right now.

9:20 pm

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27/05/2007, Film

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4:58 pm

Apparently, this is going to be me in 10 years.

08/03/2007, Film

Apparently, this is going to be me in 10 years.

No, not Carrie silly, but the fat Asian woman with the foul mouth. According to Guus from the Netherlands, who emailed me a month ago (sooooorrry babe for only catching up with my emails just now) saying…

"As a dedicated and thankful reader of your blog, I felt like I had to do something back. Sooo, I uploaded this cute scene from Sex and the City to YouTube, and I thought the bitchy attitude and factor of hilariousness would fit your blog. (In fact I just happened to upload it and THEN thought of you, but who cares! HAHA)  Anyway, if you want to view and perhaps share my little video, it’s right here."

Aww how sweet. =) Shiiiiiit oh my gawdddd am I really gonna be just like that — a Margaret Cho clone? I love Margaret Cho with all my heart, I think she’s fabulous and hilarious but come on, I really don’t want to be fat.

What am I talking about? I’m already fat and I’ve got a toxic mouth. I love it though. I fucking love it!

9:15 pm

Trailer: The Nanny Diaries

16/02/2007, Celebrity Gossip, Film

Trailer: The Nanny Diaries

Oh my god! First you’ve got The Devil Wears Prada and now this. I’m the last person to know that one of my favourite books has been turned into a film and Scarlett Johansson is the star! The Nanny Diaries is one of my favourite books ever. It’s all coming to me now — Nan, Mrs. X, H.H., Grover, etc! I loooove the book! I don’t like admitting it but yeah, I guess I do read afterall… in spite of having only 2 brain cells. Don’t tell anyone though. I like to tell people I don’t read. I’m read to. LOL.


I think I’m gonna take acting classes soon. I need to improve my acting skills so when the time comes, I’m gonna audition to be Giselle Cordero‘s intern. That would be fabulous, groundbreaking third world cinematography right there! Oooooh Best Actress award here I come! LOL.

On the contrary, maybe not. My English skills are atrocious, I don’t have the moolah to support it, I don’t have a sense of style, I can’t pronounce Proenza Schouler without sounding like a drunk Lithuanian saying "fak dat beeetch", I’m almost clueless when it comes to third world celebrities (trust me, they’re not worth knowing. my hemorrhoids flare up every time I think about it), I won’t see the light of the day and I’d get shot left and right by the people I know! Hahahahaha!

3:16 pm

Where’s my promotion?

02/12/2006, Film

Where’s my promotion?

Any truths to this?

Andrea: It’s a busy day. My personal life is hanging by a thread, that’s all.

Nigel: Join the club. That’s what happens when you start doing well at work. Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke… then it’s time for a promotion.