Right from the start, I’ve always stated I have zero writing skills and my command of the English language is similar to that of a five year old from Colombo, Sri Lanka. I’ve been blogging for god knows how long now and to this date, I still get hounded by vicious and unforgiving English nazis because of my atrocious spelling and grammar on my PERSONAL blog. Anyway, I find it all interesting because 99.99% of them are Filipinos, who I seriously think are the most NOTORIOUS English nazis human spellcheckers in the world. I know because I’m pathetic enough to check their ip addresses. Blah blah blah, yaddi yaddi yadda. Imagine the festivities galore when they see this. I found a little newspaper scan (one of the TOP broadsheets in the viva third world) on Mrs. T’s blog.
Photo credit: Mrs. T.
Que horror! Oh dear. Better luck next time, I guess.
Oh well. I can’t even pronounce Proenza Schouler correctly in spite of the fact that Lazaro Hernandez and Jack McCollough took turns inseminating my ass when they spitroasted me a couple of years ago. And Proenza is what, American? Whatevs. I’ll stick to Target. At least you can’t go wrong with it. LOL.
Oh my god, lookie lookie at what I found online!!!! PROOF THAT SUPERMODELS ARE LONELIER THAN YOU THINK!!! Who the hell knew my lovely darling Iekeliene Stange loves personal ads. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK IZZZZZ DATTTT UUUUU????
Personal ads courtesy of my favourite fashion magazine in the entire universe, V Magazine.
I love her. I really do. She’s the apple of my eye. For now at least. Hahaha! She skipped the New York collections alright but I’m glad she’s back in Milan. According to New York magazine, rumor has it that she’s "difficult to work with". Whatevs. Milan and Paris are more important (and interesting) than New York anyway.
Photo credit: Style.com (Snejana for Burberry Prorsum)
BTW, super photographer Sonny emailed me this article about Snejana. She talks!!!!
IMO, I think we’ve seen far too many "nice and sweet" models already. Haven’t you noticed? This is the reason why we no longer have SUPERMODELS. I don’t know what goes on in the modelling world but I say bring back models with personality — models who are "difficult to work with".
Videos: Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2007
Here’s the full collection of John Galliano for Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2007 videos. I posted it on my site because this collection is my favourite of them all. I wrote about it last month.
OK.. I’ve been watching far too many backstage videos as of late… it’s become an obsession.
Why are male models dull? Beautiful dull airheads with no personality. The Brazilian guy is sooo dull! "I’m 18. Hi. My name is Tiago. From Fashion. Fashion Models. From Braziwww. Braziwian guy. From Sao Paolo. South of Braziwwww."
Can someone please come up with a new word to describe Uncle Karl? Every time I watch videos of models backstage the only word they use to describe the granddaddy of it all who starved himself on a diet of fish and vegetables just to fit into Hedi is the word "GENIUS".
Yes, he’s a GENIUS! I love him to death but come on, surely there must be another word out there.
As always, he never disappoints.. here’s my favourite quote — I don’t think I got it 100% accurate but look towards the end of the video. I LOVE IT.
"There’s a new generation of models too, you saw the girls, they are flawless. some people say they are too skinny, i don’t think so. because their bones are narrow. people always talk about anorexia. that’s so grotesque, you know why, in the new generation, the bones are like this. they are very narrow… <snip snip blah blah> that’s not from me i’m not THAT big."
KARL LAGERFELD I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!
P.S. God. I need to lose weight myself. I’m soo obese too. Anyway, I have one word to describe Jennifer Hudson. FAT! I’m definitely gonna buy 10 copies of Vogue and plaster the cover on my walls. She’s the ultimate REVERSE TRIGGER!
PPSS. I love the people at MODTV. Download their podcasts on iTunes.
PPPSSS. I’m not saying fat is bad. I’m fat too you know. All I want to do is point out that Jennifer Hudson is FAT. I mean god… remember how Wintour & Co. FORCED Oprah to lose weight just to be on the cover of Vogue? And that’s Oprah!!!