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11:34 pm

Run, Anna Wintour, Run!

23/04/2007, Fashion and Style

Run, Miss Anna, Run!

Here’s a little Anna Wintour sighting at the Christian Dior F/W2007-08 RTW show in Paris. I love how she’s the first person to bolt out of the venue (see 06:44), blocking the view etc. Classic. I love Anna!

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10:51 am

Daddy Sonny where are you?

19/04/2007, Fashion and Style

Daddy Sonny where are you?

Goooood I’m soooo busy it’s insane! Thought I’d take a breather and catch up with the fall/winter vids and came across this (Louis Vuitton).

Fantasy fantasy fantasy. Close your eyes for a second and imagine me galloping on the runway in front of all this extravaganza.

Priceless.

Sonny babe, are you there somewhere in that photo? First one to spot where Sonny is will get a kiss on the cheek from me and an oreo cookie.

P.S. I really need to do a new faggotry in motion video do I?

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9:51 am

John Galliano’s First Fashion Show – 1984

14/04/2007, Fashion and Style

John Galliano’s First Fashion Show

Lookie lookie at what I found — John Galliano’s first ever fashion show — June of 1984.

The man sure does love volume alright.

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9:12 am

An open letter to Karl Lagerfeld and Chanel

10/04/2007, Fashion and Style

An open letter to Karl Lagerfeld and Chanel

Chanel aged calfskin bag with charms. Spring/Summer 2007. Priced at US$6,995 + tax, the most a pauper can do is write a letter to the powers that be and pray to buddha, allah or jehovah for manna to fall from the sky.

Photo credit: Style.com + Getty

Previously: An open letter to Nicolas Ghesquiere and Balenciaga [here]

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10:30 pm

SNEJANA ONOPKA PORN/OBESITY SCANDAL!

04/04/2007, Fashion and Style

SNEJANA ONOPKA PORN OBESITY SCANDAL

FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE!

I died. I died, died died. Never mind the porn scandal.

THE THINNEST MODEL THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, EVEN THINNER THAN KATE MOSS, USED TO BE FESTIVELY PLUMP! I FEEL VIOLATED. I REALLY DO. IF THAT’S REALLY SNEJANA, CONGRATULATIONS FOR HER DRAMATIC CAREER SUCCESS.

I still don’t think that’s her though.

Click click click!

WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR HOMOSEXUAL MALES NOT INTO FASHION. There’s lots of boobage inside. BOOBS AS IN REAL WOMEN MAMMARY GLANDS!!!!! MUST BE 18+

CONTINUE READING

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3:29 pm

Breaking News: Adios, Hedi Slimane.

29/03/2007, Fashion and Style

Breaking News: Adios, Hedi Slimane.

This just in: bye bye cho cho san for Hedi Slimane and bonjour Kris Van Assche for Dior Homme!

Oh nooooooo! Is manorexia over? The man responsible for manorexia and underfed caucasian boys in fashion is now being dumped by the powers that be at LVMH! Whyyyy? Does anyone know why??? He was doing such a great job at Dior Homme, no?

First it was Yves Saint Laurent… then Dior Homme. I bet you my obese brown ass Karl Lagerfeld will adopt him under his wing. Men’s Chanel? No? What do you think?

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5:50 pm

An open letter to Nicolas Ghesquiere and Balenciaga

25/03/2007, Fashion, Fashion and Style

An open letter to Nicolas Ghesquiere and Balenciaga

For your reference, I’m a size 9.5 or 10 American women’s or size 40 European. Thank you very much from the bottom of my heart.

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12:07 pm

Philippine Fashion Week: Mich Dulce

25/03/2007, Fashion and Style

Philippine Fashion Week: Mich Dulce

Oi Bitch Dulce what are you wearing? I thought you were gonna do your adios with a teeeeeee????

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11:47 am

Philippine Fashion Weak: DENR Uniforms

25/03/2007, Fashion and Style

Philippine Fashion Weak

Philippine Fashion "Weak" (as coined by Chuvaness) is in full swing. I was supposed to go to the shows yesterday evening to support my favourite Filipino designer, Mich, but after that little hoolabaloo incident earlier this week I thought, what the heck, might as well save any remaining traces of my sanity and dignity by staying indoors. Fast forward 12 hours later, lookie lookie at what I found online. Screaming, in-your-face slogans are, well, back! Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present you the all-new staff uniforms of the Department of Environment and Natural Resources!


All photos courtesy of Aimee.

Jesus, look at that annoying font they used on the word "FASHIONISTAS"? I don’t think you can get any tackier than that. It totally screams "Aling Nene’s Home Baked Cookies" or whatever. Well… lots of people ‘around the globe’ read my blog so there…

CONTINUE READING

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10:25 am

Peter Jensen in my mind

24/03/2007, Fashion and Style

Peter Jensen in my mind…

How can I go to sleep when I’ve got Peter Jensen, his shorts and the model in my mind?


photo credit: peter jensen/spring-summer 2007

Repeat after me: MUST. STOP. FANTASIZING. ABOUT. TWINKS.

Is this the wrath of being a fag? Am I cursed for the rest of my life for fantasizing about hot twinks? Answers on a postcard please.

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