Who’s on top of the food chain?
Repeat after me: I MAY NOT HAVE THE LOOKS BUT HELL I HAVE THE PERSONALITY.
© 2007 by Bryanboy
Blast from the past: Chanel 1995
People of the world you HAVE to watch this video I love it. I fucking love it! Look at all the supermodels in their Chanel finest, pearls and all, the way they walk, HIGH VOLTAGE attitude, clear Chanel plastic bags (like the gold one they made this year except they did it in a different color 12 years ago), turbans with camelias, lots of pearls, a festively plump Karl Lagerfeld and his trademark fan, everything!!!!! I love it! I fucking love it, I was practically a fetus during this show (October 1994)… how I wish I was there to capture the ‘moment’.
Run, Miss Anna, Run!
Here’s a little Anna Wintour sighting at the Christian Dior F/W2007-08 RTW show in Paris. I love how she’s the first person to bolt out of the venue (see 06:44), blocking the view etc. Classic. I love Anna!
Daddy Sonny where are you?
Goooood I’m soooo busy it’s insane! Thought I’d take a breather and catch up with the fall/winter vids and came across this (Louis Vuitton).
Fantasy fantasy fantasy. Close your eyes for a second and imagine me galloping on the runway in front of all this extravaganza.
Sonny babe, are you there somewhere in that photo? First one to spot where Sonny is will get a kiss on the cheek from me and an oreo cookie.
P.S. I really need to do a new faggotry in motion video do I?
John Galliano’s First Fashion Show
Lookie lookie at what I found — John Galliano’s first ever fashion show — June of 1984.
The man sure does love volume alright.
An open letter to Karl Lagerfeld and Chanel
Chanel aged calfskin bag with charms. Spring/Summer 2007. Priced at US$6,995 + tax, the most a pauper can do is write a letter to the powers that be and pray to buddha, allah or jehovah for manna to fall from the sky.
Photo credit: Style.com + Getty
Previously: An open letter to Nicolas Ghesquiere and Balenciaga [here]
PORN OBESITY SCANDAL
FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE! FUCK ME WITH A FRUITCAKE!
I died. I died, died died. Never mind the porn scandal.
THE THINNEST MODEL THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, EVEN THINNER THAN KATE MOSS, USED TO BE FESTIVELY PLUMP! I FEEL VIOLATED. I REALLY DO. IF THAT’S REALLY SNEJANA, CONGRATULATIONS FOR HER DRAMATIC CAREER SUCCESS.
I still don’t think that’s her though.
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WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR HOMOSEXUAL MALES NOT INTO FASHION. There’s lots of boobage inside. BOOBS AS IN REAL WOMEN MAMMARY GLANDS!!!!! MUST BE 18+
Breaking News: Adios, Hedi Slimane.
This just in: bye bye cho cho san for Hedi Slimane and bonjour Kris Van Assche for Dior Homme!
Oh nooooooo! Is manorexia over? The man responsible for manorexia and underfed caucasian boys in fashion is now being dumped by the powers that be at LVMH! Whyyyy? Does anyone know why??? He was doing such a great job at Dior Homme, no?
First it was Yves Saint Laurent… then Dior Homme. I bet you my obese brown ass Karl Lagerfeld will adopt him under his wing. Men’s Chanel? No? What do you think?
An open letter to Nicolas Ghesquiere and Balenciaga
For your reference, I’m a size 9.5 or 10 American women’s or size 40 European. Thank you very much from the bottom of my heart.